tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11319092556507340442024-03-13T15:28:55.811+01:00miz-cynicbasically gisting....its my favorite past-time....comes naturally cos i like to describe events, happennings, scenarios, people,life e.t.cmiz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-75793897464076653752012-06-03T13:01:00.000+01:002012-06-03T13:08:52.782+01:00...a few of my favourite things<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<b>Watching Roger
Federer on a tennis court...................................<span style="color: yellow;">graceful.</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Listening to Nas's
"ether".............................................................<span style="color: yellow;">biffs at its finest</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Eating Nando's
chocolate cake......................................................<span style="color: yellow;">orgasmic</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Clubbing with my
girls on a lazy Saturday nite...............................<span style="color: yellow;">the days......</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Watching Love and
Basktball again.................. .............
<span style="color: yellow;">surreal</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Blowing my
husband....................................................................<span style="color: yellow;">powerful (insert naughty wink)</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Hanging out with
seven of my best buddies...................................<span style="color: yellow;">dramatic</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Walking on a sunny
day in Manchester.........................................<span style="color: yellow;">pure bliss</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Watching episodes of
spartacus involving Agron and Nasir...........<span style="color: yellow;">sexy</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Soaking in a warm
bubble bath....................................................<span style="color: yellow;">relaxing</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b>Returning to my blog
after more than a year..................................<span style="color: yellow;">nostalgic.</span><o:p></o:p></b></div>
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</div>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-5904357874735354042011-01-20T17:24:00.001+01:002011-01-20T17:25:31.118+01:00part 2<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">as i was coming out cos by now i was so relaxed in her company............</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">egyptian:-'Your zipper is undone, pls zip it up'...with half a chuckle. </span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">mizcynic:-why are u smiling like that?</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">egyptian:-its just that people could think we have been up to something.</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">mizcynic:-what?how?!chuckling too , I replied "its not possible".</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">egyptian:-why?!don't be too sure.....u're really looking very hot tonight, mizcynic....with a flirty smile, "been wanting to kiss u all night".</span></strong></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I just smiled </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">A STOIC SMILE AND BEGAN TO FEEL GENERALLY UNCOMFORTABLE </span></span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">BUT AT THE SAME TIME, random thots just started flying thru my head</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">my Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde sides started having conversations in my head.......</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dr Jekyl:-This is so weird, wrong even.I had better bail before she grabs me and kisses me and......</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mr hyde:-......and....you find out you are enjoying it and start to respond</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dr Jekyl:-ENJOYING IT KE!God forbid?....I'm not a lesbain now</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mr Hyde:-with a naughty smile....aren't you just a little bit curious ...to see how that glorious hair of hers ...would feel,to see if when you touch her her nipples she'll flinch ...or moan just a little......to see if things got a lil further , you'll derive a smug satisfaction knowing that u touched her down there are she was moaning uncontrollably and then you just stop midway and say sorry babe i gotta go,i can';t do this</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dr Jekyl:-that would be wicked!</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mr Hyde:-so.....u were thinking along those lines....with a soft teasing chuckle.</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dr Jekyl:-of course not....infact I had better leave before I allow u put unholy thots into my head...besides I AM ENGAGED!....remember....to a man!I am HETEROSEXUAL....very much so.</span></strong></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">mizcynic:-"babe, I gotta go"...after minutes of uncomfortable silence that I was trying to make uncomfortable by inserting random gists</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">egyptian:-"now?! really,we should set another date for the movie".....</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">mizcynic:-yeah, will let u know</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">egyptian:-I'll see u off</span></strong></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We go downstairs , she waited with me for a while until the bus came and when I was about to enter she pulled me back and hugged me...."a little too tight"...chuckled Mr HYDE.</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">THE END.</span></strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Pls solve this riddle for me o, my pple,chic from egypt in my class, pretty,cute, nice healthy hair...excuse me that im describing a female in detail but you'll soon see why..... a lil snobbish....still on the fence about whether i wana be her friend or not cos for me she blows hot and cold......this is how we met.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Some students from my class including her headed to the cafeteria with a guy volunteering to explain a particular topic to us, a nigerian btw,during the discussion.....egyptian girl decides to bring up what happened in class earlier,my first class btw cos i resumed late, apparently she already had a reputation for being a snob.....egyptian girl:why were those silly indian peeps hating on me cos i told the lecturer the truth abt their presentation which was horrible btw...i couldnt resist the urge...mizcynic: why do u care?,especially as you didnt seem to care when you were putting down their presentation infront of the entire class.turning around to see who dared to speak to her majesty that way,egytian chic: i was only giving an honest opinion.....mizcynic: honesty is another thing, not having anythn positive or good to say about a presentation other pple worked their ass off researching no matter how bad you think it is is another.egytian girl: positive critisms are good....mizcynic: even the lecturer who in this case had a superior opinion by all of our standards had something good to say to every group,bottomline, say what is good or keep quiet! needless to say everybody labelled me vocal from then on, apparently the group consisted of her fans.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Truthfully I wasnt biffing this chic infact if i wasnt 100% heterosexual , i might even admit an attraction,I liked her.I thot she was gutsy.I also liked that she had nice hair to to mention a cute butt (at least to me),surprisng after the conversation something changed, she wanted to be my friend...not the reaction i expected but I didnt mind.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>In subsequent days we had some other playful banters,exchanging supposedly flirty e-mails.fun times like wen her group went around telling other groups not to ask question during one of our major presentations so that we wuld only have the lecturers asking questions, only to get to the presentation and one member of her group trying to sabotage other groups presentation by asking too tricky questions, i got angry cos they did it to my group so I decided to retaliate.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>they were the last group so The lecturer said...last group, how does it feel....one girl said....they are so lucky....they got to take ideas from other pples presentation to which i shot back , not so lucky because we get to also ask them more questions since we now have all finished our presentations and we have nothing to lose, apparently the indian sect in my class of whc I was getting quite close to a few of its members detested her and couldnt understand how someone they liked so much(me) could be friends with someone they hated so much (her).It was like the lion being close friends to the lamb,....one of my own indian friends actually started to call her my girlfriend( i suspect she was a lil jealous) to whc i just laughed off.sorry back to the gist at hand.....i started firing off difficult questions...they were stammering, this only mad ethe biffers follow suit with more horrible questions and punctures to their argument, the lecturer had to end it by saying we were being unfair.....after the class, i noticed she was sulking so i went over to her and apologised, told her they shda kept to their side of the bargain especially since they were the pioneers of the idea of "no questions".we kissed and made up[figuratively)..get ur minds outta the gutter.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>She told me abt her boyfriend back home not calling and of this hot date she was having that nite, i asked to meet him she said she wanted alone time with him and she wanted to meet him first.She was all dressed up and looking very sexy. I told her I'd like all the juicy details wen she got back.Next morning she called me to the side and said....She had a good time but thr was something bad tht he said tht she did not like...ill edit most of the gist cos of time but the koko is sha tht after the dinner they ended up at hers and made out, drank,smoked,yea...she smokes. He crashed for a bit and when he wanted to start forcing her to do more than than smooching, she asked him oh ha, what is it....what do u want?.....dude(read as dumb dude)said i wana fuck you.I was flabbergasted....I said just like that.....who says that?she said as soon as she explained to him that sorry tht wasnt wht she was looking for he started apologising saying he thot that was wht she wanted , that most of this english chics he meets just wana fuck after a nite out.....she said ....not me!....he apologised and started treating her better by calling, saying romantic stuff...."I listened and adviced...be careful!but you can go with the flow.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Fastforward to a week larer she invited me for a movie and I was to meet up in her room, my first time of going to her room.we gisted , generally teased and had a good time and we forgot about the movie while waiting for asda.somewhr along the lines i went to the ladies and i think i forgot to buckle up my belt as i was coming out cos by now i was so relaxed in her company............</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>to be continued.........gotta go read small. owo ko gbodo jona(money must not burn)</strong></span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-5238936082524694682011-01-10T05:22:00.002+01:002011-01-10T05:22:09.859+01:00plssssssssssssssssssss watch this<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujOFCyWOLvY?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujOFCyWOLvY?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-66403001694183178272010-11-22T01:05:00.000+01:002010-11-22T01:05:50.154+01:00THIS GUY'S IS CAPABLE OF GIVING U ORGASMS.. ..JUST BY HIS SINGING.I WATCHED WE ARE THE WORLD VIDEO AGAIN TODAY AND HE SANG THT CHORUS AS IF HE WAS MAKING LOVE ,ANYBODY ELSE AGREE?BEEN LISTENING TO HIM ALL NITE.IM OLD SCHOOL ABI? LOL.BY THE WAY HIS NAME IS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.SEXY!PLUS IT DOESNT HELP THT HE'S CUTE TOO.<iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C3vUKBOJ5sU" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/G4xQBrrTp4s" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br />
WE ARE THE WORLD.miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-79660296265046137502010-10-16T05:07:00.000+01:002010-10-16T05:07:25.527+01:00ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ216msZ3Fk?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ216msZ3Fk?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />
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ENJOY!I chose the options with the lyrics cos i want you guys to feel the song like I do.comments welcomed.btw.This song depicts my final feelings at the end of one relationship like that i had.miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-27454150438831731602010-09-28T12:50:00.000+01:002010-09-28T12:50:10.173+01:00MIZCYNIC HAS BEEN INTRODUCED<span style="font-size: large;">Against all should I say odds ni o or stress ni o, I have done my introduction to my boo....nice anon,mgbeks,all of una who dey ask everytime,thanks for ur love and concern o. It went well, wish I could show pix but.......</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Plenty of gist leading up to the thing o........</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">1.He is from a part of Lagos that we the "ara-oke"(peeps from the western naij) do not take too seriously because of their highly liberal lifestyle,......so father cynic said he does not think he's be serious wihout mincing words.Tht is even without me telling him that his mom has had 4 husbands in her lifetime. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">2.what is the profession of parents?....business woman, anoda no-no for father cynic.........business business....all these business people....how are we sure wht exactly the nature of this business is.could be coke!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">3.why the rush!<span style="color: red;">father cynic</span> said-it is suspicious , like he wants to do it by force before u go to school....he must have hidden agenda.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">4.your mom said u threatened to add registry to it.......father cynic said......why is it a must for u to do tht before u go, can't u be ok with just the introduction...btw i threatened mom cos she was not even down with the introducion tht we shall go and do the registry in secret without telling her....but i was only joking.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">mama cynic</span>:-*shouting*...no registry will join u together without seeing ur parents...lailai....they will not i trust them</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">father cynic:-joko sibe,mo ka a ninu newspaper lojo yen pe N10,000 ni renting father and mother each.won kan ma rent obi ni now.translate to....i read in then papers the other day that its just N10,000 to rent father and mother,sit down there, they will just rent parents now.....</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: red;">cynic:-</span></strong>daddy , me i was just joking o,oya mama cynic why are u against this intro</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">mama cynic</span>:-because i dont want any man to" pale le e lori."..translate.....lay claims to u thereby blocking any other man</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">cynic</span>|:-but i am very sure this is the man i wana spend the rest of my life with.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">mama cynic</span>:-what if u get to uk and find a better man......(richer....she means).</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">fast forward to the intro day......picture of my mom hugging boo and crying,telling him to take good care of me.and saying u are now my son.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">to be continued.........btw boo will kill me if he saw this, he is a very private person who disapproves of me blogging but trust me......i won't stop blogging till i retire!lol.reminds me of one silly chorus tro one rap song when we were young...."i won;t stop rocking till i retire".</span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-84170932990916420832010-07-26T13:53:00.000+01:002010-07-26T13:53:22.987+01:00bringing sexy back and other miscellanous gists<span style="font-size: large;">I was making out like i like to call it cos there was no actual sex invloved, there were lots of ass grabbing, lip biting,ear licking,neck biting,gymnastics....all of which I think are essential to me having a fab time at it.There was a new essential element I did not realise would make this one of the top three mind blowing experiences i have had in my entire life.my new hair-cut.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">I didnt realise my short hair would actually be tagged bringing sexy back cos I was relunctant to cut the hair, at the salon the lady cutting it had to say "aunty ar u sure u are ready to cut this hair at all.....cos i kept screaming, not too short, not to low....pls i want to be able to fix other stuff on it.yada yada ya.......</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">But on the day of the rumurumu....like my peeps....(nice anon, mgbeks etc) are probably used to tht term by now.In ectasy the guy just kept on my short hair...see.it not a low cut, its like all this low back bob but u see i used to have long hair or at the very least more than average length and i dont recall guys even pulling at it or anythn , they touch, caress,but never pull at it.but somehow sha, mayb cos the hand also has lots of contact with my scalp or the guy kept on whispering"oh my God, your hair is sexy...while pulling it i dont know or the sensations that was directly going to my brain then to the core of my being....to end the matter I will say the hair is orgasmic.lol.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">To other gists, I am in the process of making a decision and i might not mind blogsville input.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">I'm thinking of going to school, for a postgraduate in a course related to my first course, btw I'm a banker, which technically has nothing to do with my first course which is in the sciences, but because of the passion, I want to study something related to that course but I'm scared it would mess up with the 6 and half yrs banking experience I already have which means I will have to start from scratch in this my chosen field cos I dont have any relevenat work esperience.What do u guys think?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Also my bobo and I are engaged...as in he has asked me to marry him and I have said yes but He is not ready for the wedding asper cost implications and all....,I want to go to school in September for a year, He proposed we do an introduction now then wedding next year,what do u guys think? intro now and wedding after my masters.?I have had interesting advice so far and I won't mind other perspectives.pls explain your perspective</span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-24417746795134594402010-04-06T16:27:00.000+01:002010-04-06T16:27:37.169+01:00AS THE SPIRIT DIRECTSHere are some famous quotes of Sir Winston churchill I came accross,those i liked and am feeling....<br />
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Just thought deeply about some and realised it could be taken seriously or un-serously, some of them made sense and still made me laugh......soothing cos I'm quite unhappy....something at work...they say I worry easily....well ,mayb i do.<br />
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1.Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady<br />
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<em><span style="font-size: large;">serves her right in my opinion......"elenu gbongbo"....its no surprise na she talk this second one too...lady astor my foot!she is just an "iya isonu".</span></em><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><em>2.</em><span style="font-size: small;">Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."</span><br />
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<em>funny cos,being drunk is temporary, u will sleep it over....and the next morning u'd be fine but ugliness?,....except for plastic surgery sha o.</em><br />
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4.. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.<br />
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5.If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><em>what I think Lagos State is fast becoming a poster-child for......too much tax and laws....the one tht pissed me off most recently is the one of build something on your land or it gets revoked.</em></span><br />
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6.The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.<br />
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7.An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><em>whao, this man to me in the literary world is next to Einstein.DEEP........am sure he was taking a swipe at United Kingdom especially with the crazy tax they pay there.they will soon tax themselves to oblivion.lol.</em></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><em>I imagine a man in the bucket true true....trying to carry himself by the handle and its laughable.</em></span><br />
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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><em>this reminds me of an adlib in yoruba......"olopa ewo n tepe"</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><em>translate to...fine u're a police man.....its bad enuff ure going to charge me for whateva offence u think i've committed,so which one come bring curse ontop of am.....ok ur a fanatic u wont change ur opinions.....fine then shut the hell up!.</em></span><br />
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them plenty....but i'll stop here my peeps,whts ur two cents?<br />
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lest i forget....all tributes to Sir WINSTON CHURCHILL FOR ALL HIS wonderful quotes.bros i bow o.tuale! sir.miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-72181547455162205882010-03-09T11:57:00.000+01:002010-03-09T11:57:23.571+01:00ALL ABOUT MEI am feeling very lazy to do a post but I'll post this all the same.<br />
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Hair Color: Jet Black <br />
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Profession: Banker(lately I wish I was a chef)<br />
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Religious views: Muslim <br />
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Favorite Movie: Sound Of music<br />
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Favorite Hobby: Gisting <br />
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Favorite Song/Singer:Dido, Sade ,avril lavigne,whitney (notice Im on a first name basis with them.lol)<br />
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Favorite Vacation Destination: Paris(neva been thr),Dubai,Seychelles<br />
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Favorite Animal: Cat <br />
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Favorite Childhood Memory: when we go to Apapa amusement park.<br />
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Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate<br />
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Coke or Pepsi : nah<br />
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Beer or Wine: non-alcoholic wine<br />
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Apple Juice or O.J.: o.j,wetin be o.j(O.J Simpson).orange juice<br />
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Facebook or MySpace: facebook <br />
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Cats or Dogs: cats <br />
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Boxers or Briefs: paynt.(panties) <br />
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Rain or Shine : shine <br />
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Chips or Popcorn:chips<br />
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Salty or Sweet: sweet<br />
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Plane or Boat: plane<br />
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Morning or Night: night if i won't be mugged.<br />
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Movie or Play: Movie <br />
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Walk or Drive: as in , long distance or short distance?if na short distance,walk-romantic, if na long distance,walk na suffer head o<br />
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Money or Love: hmm..........love! i think<br />
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Forgiveness or Revenge: revenge.so the next time u wana fuck with me, u think twice.<br />
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House or Apartment: apartment abeg, cleaning will be easier<br />
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Have Any Children: no , i wish!<br />
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Smoke: nope.neva! <br />
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Spend Your Life On Facebook: why?!<br />
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Belong To Any Organizations: does jaycees in uni count<br />
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Love Your Job:nope,as long as its called a job<br />
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Play An Instrument: I wish!<br />
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Speak Multiple Languages:yes. english and yoruba and understand a bit of hausa.<br />
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Stolen Anything: maybe when i was little.<br />
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Been Drunk Before Noon: how?! <br />
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Failed A Class: ............yeah.its humblingmiz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-34011359921525857942010-02-24T10:18:00.001+01:002010-02-24T10:32:49.003+01:00heretosexuality versus homosexualityI remembered today being the birthday of someone who used o be my "itchu".and instantly I called her, we fell into our usual camaredie and it was like old times.Now notice that I am admitting that that she was my itchu which i would not have admitted back then in school when we were actually "jetchuing".jetchuing being the verb if itchu is the noun. I hope u get my drift and for my yoruba speaking folks "je" means eat so i mean chopping itchu.am sure anyone who went to a boarding school especially an "only girl school" like mine would understand this.<br />
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A preamble to the word itchu.different people have different meanings for these words.For the relatively innocent,an itchu would be a girl that u have extra feelings for other than u would have for a regular friend, these feelings would tend towards waht a guy would feel for a girl but u would not act on it sexually. this means no kissing, no smooching,no fucking.(did i even know what tht was back then) I used to tell people that as at my S.S.3,I still thot that if u laid bside a boy even if ur bodies dont touch, u could get pregnant.As I was saying the not so innocent ones which of course we had in my school then would actually kiss,smooch even have sex with different objects....those were the advanced babes....the bubblers....the hard chics.<br />
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I remember this one time these girls,were at the quadrangle(this is what we call the open space usually at the centre of our dorm rooms with trees , sitting structures sometimes.One thing led to another,they probably forgot they were in the full glare of pple, they thot "nite"would cover them but alas I think they got bolder and started kissing clung to each other. I heard it was a junior girl who saw them first, I think they were in S.S 1. the junior girl called the next senior in line until they were surrounded by a crowd of their own mates, not until one girl hit them hard on the back and shouted "haba!"(my school girls are quite dramatic) before they became aware of their surroundings, I was in the crowd and to me it was like they used superglue to gum them together, they were that "in trance"<br />
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My own scope of jeitchuing was the fact tht my class mates knew i had this special friendship with this girl who was also in my class and half of the school used to say we were itchus which we vehemently denied.When she was sick and she needed to take drugs,and she was refusing, her room-mates would say call her itchu,Id come too -knight in shiny arnour and make her take the drugs ....I had my way. I would talk gently to her like a boyfriend would and she'll even feel better already cos I was thr.Obviously cos I wasnt a girly girl and I have a deep voice(by the way thts the most compliments i receive from both young and old "i like ur voice" and I'd blush) and she was a girly girl I was often teased that I was the guy in the relationship. We used to hold hands, give hugs, put our arms around each other and talk late into the nite. We got really close.We were also musketeers as I remember us "tapping" peoples m&b's together by distracting our victims then we would tear the front page off and write "eze goes to school in front of it."Truth was I "loved" my friend. Nothing changed at home cos I still had my regular crushes on guys my age then etc.I remember one nite which is quite foggy to me now but we were so excited about the fact that we had made up after a long fight and I had written her what could be misconstrued as a love letter and she was sitting beside me with her head in my lap,holding me very tight sobbing.We did not know any better, we were "kids"....ur right !14 ,15,16, cos this itchuism lasted fom my SS1-3 and we often tell each other stories of how we met.She'd say" u know I never liked u in our junior days and I'd say me neither."I saw u cutting grass one day and u were pissing me off with ur stance like yea.....were they really expecting u to cut grass" and I 'd say "even u I felt u were ugly cos then u had a lot of pimples on ur face and I hated ur crew....I wondered what such a cool chic was doing with the razz bunch".Many more memories to relive but before I start grosing people out I'll stop here.<br />
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so question is "Is there a thin line between homosexuality and heterosexuality?miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-49829750378594727142010-02-03T12:25:00.002+01:002010-02-03T12:48:11.577+01:00LETS TALK ABOUT SEX<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffff33;"><strong>Folks, out of curiousity,I wana see how freaky or otherwise i am compared to the next person in blogsville, so I'll be asking some questions.Please indulge me and put pen to paper,all i need is y if its yes and n if its no. sorta like this.1y2n3y4n,like that . it'll be short i promise. just ten questionsand ill put my own answer beneath the post so no "ojoro"</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>1.If u're making love/making out incase u are a virgin(being a virgin dont mean u have to be totally clueless...u need to research.....be in tune with your body etc.),and ur partner has tried his/her best and u know in ur heart that its the best he or she can come up with,and he/she asks,did you come?and for u the answer is no. do u tell the truth.?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>2.have u ever done the 69 before?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>3.have u ever used a toy with your partner?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>4.do you think whether you are to have an orgasm in a single encounter with a partner is solely dependent on the skills of that partner?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>5.have u ever tasted ur own "juice" in any form or shape or manner? here i have to distinguish tht i meant for the woman her wetness and for the man ur pre-cum?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>6.have u ever tasted your partners "cum"?also here i mean a woman's squirt and a man's semen</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>7.have u made love to a woman with her folks around in the same house not necessarily , the same room, and for women have u ever allowed this ?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>8.do u make loud noises if/when u are coming?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>9.do you think each vagina u've ever had feels the same if the skills are at par and if u are a woman do u think each dick feels the same as long as their skills are on the same level.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>10.have u had an orgasm before?</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#009900;">my ans.1y2y3n4n5y6y7n8n9y10y</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#000000;">p.s:-other comments are welcome too </span></strong>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-39813802716711558772010-01-11T13:26:00.003+01:002010-01-11T14:00:28.521+01:00MAGUN<span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Omo, i see am life and direct se, no be joke,......the guy join to the girl ni o.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffff66;"><strong>uuuhm, otun ti de....(.u don come again) ......howwwwwwwwwwwww?how can ?how can man and woman join together like that wen e no be say na superglue dem take gum dem.</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffff66;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff0000;"><strong>apparently this chic na fine babe, so when it became apparent to her hubby that she dey do some kin runs , e come place "magun" on am .</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Courier New;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffff33;"><strong>ehn ehn, so wetin come happen</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff0000;"><strong>the guy come escape ni o, so that dem no go come beg am, or find any remedy</strong></span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffff66;">but in this day and age, some pple still dey carry magun put for person bodi, o ga o!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffff66;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff0000;"><strong>the story is that the woman in question is vey fine so she has a lot of toasters</strong></span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffff33;"><strong>so u agree too thast she is promiscuous</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff6666;"><strong>well.....me i no know o</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Courier New;color:#ff6666;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffff33;"><strong>Whts the one me i know as per magun is the one that the guy will somersault 3 times and after the third time if thr is no intervention , he dies</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff6666;"><strong>what about the one of thirst</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Courier New;color:#ff6666;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffff33;">thirst ke?!</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff0000;"><strong>yes , thirst.....when he finishes the act,he suddenly has the urge to drink water, as in he will be very thirsty.as soon as he drinks water....he dies,</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffff33;"><strong>interesting!me i have neva heard of the one of thirst before o, the other one i know is the one that he crows like a cock after the act, and then he dies.</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;">which brings me to the point......and my inspiration for this post -sugarking's post.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;">why should anyone place magun on someone.na u born am!u be GOD?!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;">I think the only reason why any one would do that is vendetta cos rily, this magun ...all the different types are not preventive.....they only work have the person has slept with your wife and all of them have expiry period as in even if ur wife remains faithful to u she dies within a stipulated time frame too if nothing is done...recall THE MOVIE "THUNDERBOLT" starring Uche Obi Osotule.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;">If the real definition of MAGUN were to be followed,it should be preventive rather then "vengeful cos its MAGUN-DON'T CLIMB not "GUN KO KU "(CLIMB AND DIE) or somthn else.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;">anyways sha my pple, my own take on infidelity is simple. If u cannot trust ur significant other, as in if u have proof that she is gun-ing other peeps or other peeps are gun-ing her then leave/divorce her before u die before ur time of hypertension. </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc33cc;"></span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-62724253531186132992009-12-21T14:00:00.006+01:002009-12-21T15:45:10.435+01:00back from vacation,wana blog<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>yea, like the title says, i went on vac o as in for 4 full weeks and like the scruge i am , i wanted to wait till i resume before i post.plus awon nice anon, mgbeks, ibiluv and co have said we shd post or else>>>>>>>.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>gist plenty o</strong></span><br /><span 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tumbled and then landed more on the side she was....blah blah and the injury she suffered was serious.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>naturally there were side talks here and there about if thr was any foul play on the hubbby's part, some salient issues also came up like</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>the driver had been reprimanded before on his driver by my uncle the immediate elder brother of the deceased and had advised my aunt to sack the driver</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>that the mother never totally consented to the wedding cos she had always had her close to him at her bosom in akure to the extent tht he got a better job once in abuja but did not take it cos of his mother</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>also when the issue of where they were to bury came up, the hubby and the family said she cldnt be buried at akure(hubby's hometown) because as they claimed "there is no decent burial ground in the whole of akure (the tradition is for ur wife to be buried in ur home town).</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>sidetalks from family members of the guy saying ''afterall she did not bear any child for us"</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>he was so happy about the ministry providing funds because he kept on saying he's broke o and shey we know his family too is broke. friends and family of the wife did practically everythn.when the money landed his account,2 weeks after the burial cos u know ministry and the tendency to delay stuff he apportioned like a third for himself even though some bulk money that the family and friends used for the burial had not been refunded.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>I am not one to judge as the whole thing must be traumatic for him but all i know is something doesnt gel somewhr.even if its as mundane or inconsequential , the least of what is wrong may be that he did not love my aunt as christ loved the church.and the worst being that he is a gold-digger, i know he will be rewarded accordingly cos God doesnt take either with levity.I couldnt help biffing the guy when the pastor kept hampering in the church during the burial service tht in line with God's directive, his wife is gone, is gone...if he wants to marry today sef, he is free, death has done them part...i have a feeling he went to tell the pastor tht the family is witch-hunting him.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong>on a lighter note , there was a funny part to all this, the pastor during the service said "madam lagbaja(my aunt).....was a firtuous woman(virtuous woman),despite thew fact that she married at 43.....,she was a firgin, (virgin)....her husband can confirm this....my sister and I could not help ourselves , we burst out laffing...quietly ofcourse.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-17338449430848268732009-10-28T15:11:00.008+01:002009-10-28T15:58:20.205+01:00SOPE TIE (THANK GOD FOR YOUR OWN)<strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">They say omo toba nipe "oko" baba oun lo tobi ju, koi de oko baba elomi-the child that says his father's farm is the biggest ,definitely he has not reached another person's father's farm before.lemme digress that yoruba proverb can easily be translated also to mean the child that says his father's penis is the biggest definitely has not seen others father's penis.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">In a cynical way im going to relate all this to the title of the post.If u think your problems are large,definitely you have not seen the extent of other's woes. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">I was complaining recently that i so hate when i'm with my bobo and want to enter a place and they wana know if he's up to 21 until a silly girl i used to work with called me recently to gossip about a colleague of ours who is getting married to an ugly old man...her comment was "so ti ba to yen ni"-this means ...he don hook the girl like tht?the girl called to tell me cos this particular colleague of ours is nasty with a capital N.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">I was complaining that we were not paid our performance portion of our salary which translates literally to 20% being slashed from our salary until i heard of a colleague in First Bank who had been unceremoniously asked to go.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">When I was younger , I used to complain that we used to get only one set of provisions until i heard of a girl who never had anyone visit her in school,not to talk of getting any provisions sent to her.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">Like they say Igi gogoro ma gun mi loju.....aa dodge e ni,seriously its okere la ti n wo, but I just discovered that my ex whom I used to biff for buying a new car instead of committing to our wedding, actually collected loan to buy the car,a loan which he can't pay back and the bank is now chasing him up and down for their money,thank God i "dodged" him, marrying him would have been the igi gogoro literally entering my eye with his debts amongst many other things.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">I have a man who smokes and drinks moderately, still enuff of me to nag and rant about on most days, but to the best of my knowledge does not womanise and holds me in high esteem,I have a friend whose husband drinks, smokes and womanises even in their home.she complains bitterly daily to me but never to him for fear of probably receiving a slap.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#ffff33;">i COULD GO ON AND ON BUT THE KOKO is sha to thank God for every situation you find yourself in and remember whateva your situation..."airi iru e ri, a fin deruba oloro ni-aah!me i never see this one before o!,na to scare the person wey get talk...or somn like tht jare. my yoruba peeps will feel me better</span></strong>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-8083367867681587202009-10-14T13:26:00.004+01:002009-10-14T14:10:05.285+01:0050TH POST.omo e don tey wey i visit this blog.....oops , na ma blog sha.na today i even clock 50 posts sef.make una shak ur preference for my head....if na henessy, chardonnay,heineken,sprite,coke,water e.t.c.<br /><br />as u don notice i wan blog in pidgin, someone tell me say my pidgin is wacked, na in sabi , i go finish dis post<br /><br />some foolish secondary school memories just come to mind.we get dis over-sabi boarding house mistress in name na bukola or somthn like dat sha.d woman dey play for manchester so awon chics just kukuma nick-name am "bukoyan", my yoruba folks can relate to this,the name attests to the fact say she be to manchester united what ronaldo was to them before hin go real madrid-a great asset *chuckling to myself".dis woman dey terrorise awon girls no be small, na she go see student wey wear mini skirt,hot pant, wey hin bra dey see-thru, d gist be say she no get toaster and she dey biff awon chics wey young-virile blooded male teachers dey follow then.na so she dey waka go class one day she accost one SS2 babe.d following dialogue na in ensued.<br /><br />bukoyan :-chidinma,come here!<br /><br />chidinma:-walks sexily,provocatively and rudely to meet miss bukoyan<br /><br />bukoyan come turn am to in native language."ninu omu ti e ati omu temi, ewo lo tobi ju.for the sake of my non-yoruba speaking peeps for blogsville , i will translate(between your boobs and my boobs, which one is bigger),<br /><br />chidinma replies politely rudely."ti yin ni ma"(its urs ma).<br /><br />bukoyan:-"ose wa jepe emi ma n pack temi dada,' shom shom',iwo de ma se tie degbere"( so why is it that me i pack my own very smartly and u pack yours so loosely)<br /><br />d girl shock open mouth.<br /><br />bukoyan:-common go to ur dorm and wear a tighter fitting bra,my friend,stupid girl!<br /><br />but my people,we sef bad that time,and urs truly was so troublesome but i no dey do that kin thin sha o.the thin wey i dey do na thns like......ok,we get one handsome english teacher like that wey dey keep very long last nail and in like to dey point to anythn at random with it.anyhow sha chicks get plenty crush on am so when time reach to submit english assignment,some go dey tuck love note for inside,on one occasion na picture fall out, i come trace the particular notebook wey picture fall commot,e come be one 'butter cannot melt in my mouth opeke chic'.na so i rearrange the books, me wey i no dey gree distribute books as class captain, i go just dump make all man hussle in own, na so i stand for front of class dey distribute books, wen e come reach the babe turn na in i announce say ladies and gentlemen, our dearest madam opeke chic actually put her picture for the benefit of our english teacher,na so i shake the picture commot for ground. needless to say the babe rep change instanta.<br /><br />i remember so clearly one wicked senior boarding house mistress wey we get wey we fear so much say upon say we nickname am lets say mgbeks cos her name na mrs mbgeke for example, when u skip prep to chill inside the room and u hear say she don land by the signature scream "mgbeks are coming!"...she be one person o,. but na the fear we get we dey use 'are' for am o as in for her,its rude to use 'is' o na mgbeks are coming o..... who born u make u no respect mgbeks na she write the foreign book wey we dey use then for English in school o.<br /><br />i get one post i wan post about my current lovey wey dey do me yori yori but i dey fear gan ni cos it seems wheneva i talk about any sweerie of mine on here , e go just jinx comot, na the following day evrythn go scatter, abi na winch.lol.miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-36010616241481586832009-09-01T10:52:00.011+01:002009-09-01T11:42:17.816+01:00THE IRONY OF LOVE<strong><em>As I was in my office thinking "when will i stop literally getting slapped with work cos honestly it seems like each time something to be done is being shoved in my face,to me it feels likei'm being slapped with the sheet of paper or whteva the request comes on.So, a txt comes in......usual"excuse me boss u have a txt message(and i've refused to change tht txt message alert)....its from my ex-ex-ex.........read as my boyfriend before the last before the last.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>It read "i was listening to a radio programme yesterniteon ex-relationshipsand i just cant help reliving memories of our relationship.I still love you.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>upon calling i found out he was being sincere and he couldnt for some reason shake the loe we shared.which brings me to the fact of my own so called "all time love of my life"...that took me so long to shake off, it even cost me 2 relationships ...yes! i haver finally admitted....he was the cause of the demise of my last 2 relationships.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>The guy in this case is I call him my second love of my life and if i were more of a realist than the idealist tht i am would immediately overtake the position of the all time love of my life but as much as I hate to admit, he hasnt.But if understanding me were a measure or the S.I unit of measuring love then he wins hands down.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>It also brought on a cocky feeling...LEMME EXPLAIN.....FOR YEARS I PINED FOR MY LOST LOVE as in it took me nothing less than 3yrs to get over tht guy and I am like...wtf!did he use jazz for me or wht????!!!...so it felt good also to know tht someone is still pining for me since 2002....felt so good.!</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>We hung out yesterday and he tried to kiss me...but I had to turn my cheek.I guess I dont feel tht way no more about him.but we're still very good/close friends.He speaks to all the boyfriends I have had since then and asks them to take good care of me.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>Lest i forget i need opinions on some stuff</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>1.If u are in a relationship.......can u go out for a movie with your guy-friend...if yes...under wht clauses/circumstances</em></strong><br /><strong><em>2.If u are in a relationship and when the guy has which is less often btw he spends wella on you, will u do same when u have which is more often by the way.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em>im out!.gotta go earn my living for the day.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-41810710341567514802009-08-04T14:14:00.007+01:002009-08-04T16:03:49.410+01:00random<span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">cant believe i'm blogging again so soon,</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">here is one of the txts married man sent</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;color:#990000;">note,thr hv been some editing</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">thnx for ur help in sorting out the trfs,i appreciate it.and i enjoyed chatting 2day,even though my conversation was interspersed with I luv us between SO &miz-cynic,and in the very presence of A(HE REFERRED TO HIMSELF INTHIRD PERSON).ahah will sort out ur coach dis week.get SO to buy ur tennis outfit, he oggles at it more than me and knws the contours of ur size 12 bodand i will look for a racquet</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">i havent replied yet but my reply will go somn like......</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">MrA,u are quite welcome,I also enjoyed chatting today,I wonder why it should bother u that I said a couple of I love us.......afterall you also called your wife in my very presence.lol.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">You promised to buy the outfit,why are u changing your mind......do i sense a lil jealousy </span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">should it matter who oggles more at it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">this is how we tease each oda so........its harmless</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">in oda news I am actually enjoying my job at the moment, I moved branches and this Branch is a lot more serene and orderly/organised,It also might be the very nice small chops that is sold very near here by one of our customers.......this doesnt mean he gives us freebies...stingykoko man...we get to buy it and ur dearest miz-cynic has turned it to breakfast, lunch and dinner. </span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">I feel like rocking this friday...though I'm on a curfew....i went out 2 fridays ago and got back 3....momsie wailed...i was just thinking to myself...see yawa!!i suppose don born myself dey chastise my 15 yr old daughter for coming back so late too. </span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">I love blogsville,I think I have read some of the funniest, most interesting,wacko,smartest, most insightful, touching,romantic thing on here.human beings are so talented....that might also be our undoing.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"></span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-67425368507591726152009-07-29T12:38:00.010+01:002009-07-29T15:12:38.884+01:00yay i clocked one year on blogsville.<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>I promised myself i must to blog today mehn!!!!!!!!!How i no go blog?I clocked one year on blogsville today, shout out to geisha, ibiluv,boorish male , geisha:-she introduced me to blogging,ibiluv:-she encouraged me to blog,boorish male:-he inspired me to blog.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Blogging is becoming a chore for me and i hate chores....tht does not mean i wont be blogging anymore or tht i'll take down the blog, i actually go back to read old posts for fun</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>M y blogging today is gonna be mega random</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>A cute customer came to my workplace yesterday and we had interesting conversation and we have an easy camaredie but guess wht....he's probably in his late forties,married with kids ,speaks impeccable english,distinguished, successful.....I now finally realise tht i just met the met tht can actually make me consider "aristocrazy"...the danger here would be tht i could actually fall in love with him and wait for this he speaks "fone" and is a practising muslim...cute!this means never say never...i used to say I could never consider dating a married man,not to talk of one who kids , not to talk of one who is in his late forties.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>He has sent me two lovely text messages, and he's also funny!.i feel he's flirting but i might be wrong.so I'm also playing it along those lines cos frankly, I dont want anythnn more.but for now I'm enjoying all the attn</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Also there is gist about the guy whom I blogged about a coupla times,the one where we sent sexy txt msgs and he said he was at the gate only to risk all and find out he was in his bed in surulere,the one who we were giving each oda the eye and we eventually met months larer.d one tht someone said on a chat ho ha tht they wanted to fuck!Now he's wishing he and I had dated and he that wasnt so proud to beg.unfortunately i still like him o but no thanks.alakoba!, he was even reminiscing about old times.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Small world......my friends's hot boyfriend ...(more gist about him larer) dosent have taste,we saw him with one asa(my yoruba peeps should know wht this means)....just thought to myself....he don downgrade cos my own friend is a hot babe o.is it only me who feels when a guy/ girlwho had a hot chic/girl and suddenly breaks up and goes for a ugly chic/guy, he/she has just stepped down.lol, sounds shallow but sue me!.lol.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong> </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-25853812199683073172009-06-26T12:26:00.004+01:002009-06-26T13:11:57.876+01:00jokes & wise cracks<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>MANAGEMENT COURSE<br /></strong></span><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong>Lesson 1:<br />A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her<br />shower, when the doorbell rings.<br />The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.<br />When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor<br />Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'<br />After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in<br />front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.<br />The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.<br />When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'<br />'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.<br />'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'<br />Moral of the story:<br />If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your<br />shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable<br />exposure.<br /><br /><br />Lesson 2:<br />A pastor offered the church organ player a lift.<br />She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.<br />The pastor nearly had an accident.<br />After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.<br />The organist said, 'Remember Psalm 129?'<br />The pastor removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up<br />her leg again.<br />The organist once again said, 'Remember Psalm 129?'<br />The pastor apologized 'Sorry, but the flesh is weak.'<br />Arriving at the destination, the organist sighed heavily<br />and went on her way.<br />On his arrival at the church, the pastor rushed to look up Psalm 129. It<br />said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'<br />Moral of the story:<br />If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great<br />opportunity.<br /><br /><br />Lesson 3:<br />A sales rep, an administration clerk, a nd the manager are walking to lunch<br />when they find an antique oil lamp.<br />They rub it and a Genie comes out.<br />The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'<br />'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,<br />driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'<br />Puff! She's gone.<br />'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing<br />on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas<br />and the love of my life.'<br />Puff! He's gone.<br />'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.<br />The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after<br />lunch.'<br />Moral of the story:<br />Always let your boss have the first say.<br /><br /><br />Lesson 4<br />An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.<br />A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do<br />nothing?'<br />The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'<br />So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a<br />sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.<br />Moral of the story:<br />To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.<br /><br /><br />Lesson 5<br />A turkey was chatting with a bull.<br />'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,<br />'but I haven't got the energy.'<br />'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.<br />They're packed with nutrients.'<br />The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough<br />strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.<br />The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.<br />Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of<br />the tree.<br />He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.<br />Moral of the story:<br />Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..<br /><br /><br /><br />Lesson 6<br />A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze<br />and fell to the ground into a large field.<br />While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.<br />As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize<br />how warm he was.<br />The dung was actually thawing him out!<br />He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.<br />A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.<br />Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,<br />and promptly dug him out and ate him.<br />Morals of the story:<br />(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.<br />(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your<br />friend.<br />(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep<br />your mouth shut!<br />You can all now go for your tea break, for just 5min. </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong>now i paticularly loved the first,and fifth one and now for the wisecracks</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">can remeber just two</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">i think it was either bernard shaw or winston churchill</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">he was retuning home one night froim the pub whr he'd gone to have a coupla drinks and happened to be drunk, as he was now going home, one of these dowager ladies (read as iya isonu)now saw him......</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">and contorted her nose and said "ummmmph!ur drunk!....snortishly</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">to which he responded</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">"yes madam, i know,but tomorrow i'll be sober,but u maam are very ugly.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">another one was an observation by either of these gentlemen</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">one pretty young blond model and a rich distinguised old "handsome" lady were to pass a tight walkwayand the young lady noticed the middle-aged woman trying to hustle a lil and pass first so she just shifted aside a lil as if dont touch me...oya pass... and said "age before beauty"...</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">the old woman just walked forward unhurriedly past her and said....."and pearls before swine.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;">at least i've posted!.lol.</span></strong>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-27877712548052647052009-06-20T22:27:00.004+01:002009-06-20T22:59:27.524+01:00its not sexy!....its not sexy!......<br />why do guys feel like they have to keep you guessing or wht game is it they are playing anyways<br />i dont get it, mgbeks wrote something about this not too long ago....is it tht guys are spoilt ni o<br />pls guys help me out here.....im trying to understand.......from your perspective<br /><br />@is it tht girls are too plenty nowadays u'd feel stupid if u ended up not picking what u supposedly think is the best so u try not to commit to anyone until ur sure whc one u want?????<br />b)is it tht u are still not used to rejection tht u want to bide your time and be sure the girl is not gona say no when u eventually get the liver to ask.<br />C)you seem non-committal cos commitment scares u<br />D)u wish u never have to get married.duh!we do too!<br />e)u want to postpone getting married for as long as you can since u know its inevitable.<br />F)plain old greed or u cant seem to make up your mind about the girl u want<br />i'mma try to paint some scenarios cos frankly the scenarios themselves are so shady or inexplicable tht i'm wondering how i'll succeed painting them.<br /><br />forgive my language pls cos i'm, in a ranting mode<br /><br />scenario 1:-asshole has a girlfriend,does not deny the fact, girl has given him like 5 yrs of her life so....(ko mo bo se ma gbegba....he doesnt know how to opt out).....has another chick he blows hot and cold with.......tells her ish like why did he not meet her before the woman he's dating now and all....whts girl in question supposed to feel........girl in question now has some guy giving her attention and all and asshole feels he has the right to be jealous.been acting funny and cold and downright immature...excuse me....being in a relationship himself has taken away the right for him to feel jealous about another man giving girl in question attn.get over urself and stop giving attitude.......afterall he categorically informed girl in question he's in a relationship.<br /><br />scenario 2:-mofo gets all up close and personal and does mushy stuvs,refers to them hypothetically hving kids together, at the verge of dating once but backed out under the pretense of girl not being submissive cos he was a domineering male.resurrects back and wriggls/warms his way back into girls life...but biding time ,not.........giving anythn away as to whether he wants to be friends or lovers.....misyans one day..and girl gives him the silent treatment for a few days now he's gone awol. for his sake he had better not re-appear cos kasala go burst! ........claps hands together....wht happened to the days when guys offend you i.e when they hv not become full bfs and they are the ones trying to get back into 3 3 ur good graces..... <br /><br />scenARIO 3:dbanj!!!!!!!!!kini koko????!!!!!!!!!!!whts this guy's 411 as in wht does he want...like standard how many days, months/years does it take to decide whether u like a girl enuff to want to ask her out.......for goodness sakes its not marriage its just going out....if it does not work out u can back out..........u act all mushy mushy, closey gooey and wht hv u....make funny remarks and give babe ideas...all the while girl does not know ur "p".....infact ore oriburuku wo lobinrin ati okunrin bara won se kiri- (whc kain stupid friendship boy and girl dey do up and down)<br /><br />infact i have concluded tht my fuse is getting shorter for guys who fall into any of these 3 categories as in wtf!wht the heck are u feeling like.....or u pass derogatory remarks and expect babe to keep mute...cos of wht,ur the man or wht or notori afe je malu a wa ma pe malu ni broda(because we wan chop cow, we go come dey call vow bros)...nonsense!miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-9109172675795515472009-06-08T09:14:00.011+01:002009-06-08T11:03:50.062+01:00ODE TO MY DAD<span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong><em>HERE GOES.......</em></strong></span><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">ode to my popsie or is it poksie...like one razz girl i met during my service year.she also used to call pepsi, peksi(all with a yoruba accent).</span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">although we are not as close as father and daughter should be, i love u all the same</span></em></strong><br /><br />I remember weekends, we will assemble and u will play sunday ade on the turntable.....i remeber it so vividly..."what do u desire wht do u have under o....sweet banana....sweet sweeet swweet banana....and u will pick the best dancer and give her a up of "samco icecream.fun!<br /><br />or when u gather the neighbourhood kids and play thriller for all of us and we'd all be excited.<br /><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">I remember when we were in primary school, we were a lot closer.... 4 slices of bread,and chasing us out of the house with koboko anytime past 7.30am so we won't be late for school.</span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">I remember the stories, jokes,teasingriddles,...half a circle, a circle, half a circle, a circle, and a triangle with 2 legs equals COCOA. or was it the one i found so hilarious......there was this ruler, we all should know him, he was a dictator,he was from niger state, he became a ruler in 1985.....how tall is the ruler.....naturally we were racking our brains thinking how tall babangida would be, until he finally tells us...a ruler is 12 inches long.</span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">oR IS IT ONE DAY WHEN U ASKED ME TO SWEEP YOUR ROOM AND IT WAS SO HOT, I WAS JUST GRUMBLING AND MUTTERING UNDER MY BREATHE...OOOH God! this stupid broom now, too short, all my back is paining me....too strong it cannot even sweep very well....pschew...! UNIL I HEARD YOUR LOUD VOICE...."CYNIC....ALWAYS GRUMBLING...only a lazy workman quarrels with his tools.</span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">or is it when we write our boardingg house list and u take out ur glasses and pen and slash everythn into half</span></em></strong>, we soon learnt to outsmart u though, the next time we doubled everythn on our list so when u halfed it, wen got everythn we wanted.lol.<br /><br />or is it your powerful amala and jollofrice even sweeter than momsie's own sef when mummy travelled in 1987 to kaduna for a course for 3weeks and left 3 of us to your care without any househelp.<br /><br />or the fun we used to have when we go to yetkem and buy those humongous steaming hot meatpie tht we would eat for the whole day and still not be able to finish<br /><br />or one text message u left on my phone on my 25th birthday....SayingHAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING....youth is the best part of any human's life,u're at the peak of your youth, invest IT in your future"<br /><br />i love you dada even though we might "differ" a lot of timesmiz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-88865789966277535872009-05-25T11:15:00.004+01:002009-05-25T17:18:10.764+01:00CORNY/IRRITATING TOASTING LINES/SITUATIONS<div>boy:-your father is a thief!</div>
<br /><div>girl:-en! wetin u say, abemi?</div>
<br /><div>boy:-cos he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes</div>
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<br /><div>girl:-i said leave me alone, na by force, i said i'm not dating you</div>
<br /><div>boy:-u see, i cant leave u alone......"your name has been written on the chapel of the cathedral of my heart"</div>
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<br /><div>boy:-excuse me,excuse me,excuse....</div>
<br /><div>girl:-yes....</div>
<br /><div>boy:-its like , when i saw u, my heart started doing me somehow and i knew i just had to talk to you</div>
<br /><div>girl:-en en</div>
<br /><div>boy:-will u be my girlfriend?</div>
<br /><div>girl:-just like that, is it a beans?</div>
<br /><div>boy:-ok....you can go!</div>
<br /><div>wtf!</div>
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<br /><div> </div>miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-86862299010599739332009-05-14T18:59:00.002+01:002009-05-14T19:21:04.081+01:00COULD IT BE I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP AND I JUST DON'T KNOW ITI'm feeling really stupid as I bring this issue to you my people of blogsville,<br /><br />met on a holiday trip to ghana in march 2008- check<br /><br />same guy i had my last "rumu rumu" with-check<br /><br />calls me at least once a day to say nothing in particular but how was ur day, tell me how ur day went and he really listens-check<br /><br />he sees me off halfway frm his house even though i have my car-check<br /><br />i miss him sometimes so i also call him at least once a day-check<br /><br />he gets super jealous when i tell him i went to watch a movie with a colleague-check...(his response...."see, u are reporting urself")<br /><br />he calls me up when he hears a song he knows i like on radio-check<br /><br />I called him once when a radio station had rock on their playlist...he loves rock.-check<br /><br />if i go to his house and i'm hungry,he says the kitchen is all urs baby-check<br /><br />i once asked him wht his his "specs"...his response was "you"-check<br /><br /><br />so pls am I in denial tht we have a relationship?pls tell me i'm not.miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com62tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1131909255650734044.post-1452950511698276562009-04-27T09:27:00.008+01:002009-04-27T10:05:24.549+01:00out of body experienceout of body experience.....i swear my peeps this na testimony.<br /><br />after the headmistress office incidence,i had a drought as in nothing nothing,zilch, nada!full on conji!( i think i'm a very sexual being) ....i decided i was due for some rumurumu...burrax can explain wht this means.According to one theory by a blogger, i cant remember who now.....she was talking abt which is better for ur rep,1.doing it with a newbie who u'd neva done it with before or reducing the numbers by keeping it in the circles of pple whom uve had before and u've now broken up with orm something,Obviously i chose the latter . I rationalised tht since we had "history"....we almost dated but we decided we no go gel cos he is one with a very strong xter just like i am but we neva lacked tht chemistry.<br /><br />At least we had sampled before, a session stolen even thou officially we hadnt started going out .Saying this guy is a minister for women's affairs is putting it mildly, I almost broke my no penetration rule cos ole boy was just too damn good , wetin!, wht this guy could do with his hands en!i no fit prophecy its a case of experience na best teacher,if only to have this on the regular, abeg i fit date the guy,seriously!<br />Kissing...on a scale of 1-5 ....i give him 4.9<br />nuzzling and knowing how to use his tongue.....4.9<br />infact let me not go on for fear tht he might be reading this and his head would be swelling.<br /><br />I didnt even know when I "offed" my clothes and bra and "payint" by myself o....to borrow jenifa's words, we were evrywhr, his study, sitting room, floor, bed,name it...i didnt believe i had tht side to me...<br /><br />I was just answering un asked questions with my yea yea, yea!oh yes!<br />Prophesying all sorts.....Jesus!...and I'm not even a xtian o<br />swearing! at no one in particlar damn! shit!, fuck!<br /><br />If I WAS SHOWN A VIDEO OF MYSELFI WOULDA BEEN ASHAMED.<br /><br />Even though his member wasnt inside me at any point i felt thoroughly fucked.my skin pores even breathed easier....I felt my skin soften.....did I mention he also gives a bad ass massage.<br /><br />Didnt know having light feathery kisses trailed down ur back could be so.......damn sexy, my toes were crawling.....I hope I would have this kind of sex with my hubby o cos now tht i've known thisa I wont want to settle for less.miz-cynichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14983607665367724958noreply@blogger.com47