2 nites ago,was in dis very very raunchy mood.we had bonded perfectly d previous day doing a marathon of 2 hrs on d phone while i was walking in circles d whole of v.i.I swear I enta some closes i dnt even know existd.imagine al dat exercise n i was smiling n giggling thruout.we talkd bt everytn unda d sun,he was suposd 2 come c me but his naugty bro tuk his car out. fastforward 2 like 9pm dn we started d rauncy sex txts
boo-i knw of phone sex 4 long dist relationships.bt dis 1 we startd...um..cynic can u finish it.
cynic-n i run my wet tongue al ova ur face,ur nose,ur dimple,ur lips,n i stop at ur earlobes,i stick my wet tong in licking in circles.
boo-growls...i bend lower n i tease ur nipls with my fingertips ffing closely with my tongue.i suck gently on ur nipls n move lower....
cynic-oh i so am getting impatient n drag ur fingas lower...
boo-i tease u thru ur panties n c ur getting wet n with a wicked smile i move back n place my tong on ur bellybutton...
cynic-i scream now take me now.i want u inside of me n dn i saw oh shit!no!i grab ur finga n put it 2 my lips n wet it thoroughly then i guide it gently in n out of me..im stupidly wet n i can fil d juices trickly down my thigh...
al this went on o 4 like 2hrs.15mins passed no response n i was damn horny...then a txt came in..excuse me boss u hv atxt msg...
boo-im at ur gate. cynic-its a lie! boo-if u dnt believE me come dwnstairs and find out.kia kia i baff up in my housecoat over pjs n creeped downstairs al d while prayn not 2 wake d house.evryone was asleep n i had 2 open our loud gate. got outside d gate..called boo.
whr are u i say...boo-so u actualy came out!im touchd im in surulere!psheeeeew!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
what the....
im seething, im fucking pissed and i wont be the first to call.....finally iv found out why he has so much scion scion.......yeah im talking abt my new boo. he pissing me off real good.....yeah ...he's scorpio thts why.......and my.......do their stings hurt??????i find tht i'm usually attracted to these kinds of pple.
just had a terrible tiff and i aint calling him no matter wht......i tried to be nicer but as the yorubas will say"eefin ni iwa" ur character is like smoke....its escapes no matter how much u try to hide it.......
we wee having our usual lovey dovey one moment and the next we're fighting.......i once told him to read a post abt my personality traits......he was telling me tht why should he...tht am i a celebrity?????tht thing pained me en!....so today o...silly me....feeling all in the lovey dovey mood now copied some parts and startted pasting it for him to read........he was giggling and laffing up until he got to the bad parts......i mean he didnt expect all rosy....did he./...am i perfect....silly him!....he had the nerves to tell me tht this last part wouldnt cut it with him and i instantly me too i gave him back....double barrel.... ""wht do u mean by it wouldnt cut it with u......did I say I want to date u ??? I said I'm planning to change that aspect of my personality not planning to lose the whole essence of me just to get ur approval........he seethed for like 10 mins and now replied......sorry my bad!.....excuse me was i supposed to start rubbing his head at this junction????/and i ended the whole thing with "whteva"....with a big exclamation mark !
lil wonder my blog crush too is a scorpio....annoying sets of pple...U LOVE THEM AND THEN U HATE THEM SOME MORE......
just had a terrible tiff and i aint calling him no matter wht......i tried to be nicer but as the yorubas will say"eefin ni iwa" ur character is like smoke....its escapes no matter how much u try to hide it.......
we wee having our usual lovey dovey one moment and the next we're fighting.......i once told him to read a post abt my personality traits......he was telling me tht why should he...tht am i a celebrity?????tht thing pained me en!....so today o...silly me....feeling all in the lovey dovey mood now copied some parts and startted pasting it for him to read........he was giggling and laffing up until he got to the bad parts......i mean he didnt expect all rosy....did he./...am i perfect....silly him!....he had the nerves to tell me tht this last part wouldnt cut it with him and i instantly me too i gave him back....double barrel.... ""wht do u mean by it wouldnt cut it with u......did I say I want to date u ??? I said I'm planning to change that aspect of my personality not planning to lose the whole essence of me just to get ur approval........he seethed for like 10 mins and now replied......sorry my bad!.....excuse me was i supposed to start rubbing his head at this junction????/and i ended the whole thing with "whteva"....with a big exclamation mark !
lil wonder my blog crush too is a scorpio....annoying sets of pple...U LOVE THEM AND THEN U HATE THEM SOME MORE......
Thursday, November 6, 2008
IM SOOOOO EXCITED
U KNOW WHEN THEY SAY WHT WILL BE WILL BE. ....GUYS IM EXCITED///////////////tHE GUY FROM MY "IYA O GBODO GBO "POST IN AUGUST....REMEMBER???...THE ONE WHO DIDNT CONSOLIDATE.....IS CONsolidating right now. pls note ...not real names......i had to edit tht .
ayo :HV U CHKD
Imo : SMILES
Imo : YUP
ayo: U SEEN IT?
Imo : JUST NOW
ayo:SO DO U KNW ME
ayo :AND WHY THE SMILE
Imo:UR CUTE..........
Imo:WAIT
Imo:AYO
Imo:WHERE U AT THAT TRAINING?
ayo :AYO WHT?
Imo :CFT AND AMLOCK?
ayo:WHC TRAINING?
ayo:YES
Imo :LIKE TWO MNTHS BACK?
Imo:AYO................
Imo :I KNOW U
ayo:THT WE FINISHED AT NITE
ayo:HOW?
Imo:I REMEMBA SEEIN GU THERE
ayo :DID U GET ME WATER>>???
Imo :AYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayo:YES
Imo:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :WHT!!!!
Imo :YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :IT IS A LIE
Imo :AYO SO IT'S U
ayo:THIOS IS UNBELIEVA\BLE
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :SO ITS U
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
Imo :TITI IWAS THE ONE U ASKED TO HELP U WITH WATER
Imo :SERIOUS
ayo :I SAID U WERE Cute but u were staring
Imo :SERIOUS
Imo:AT U?
ayo :YEP
Imo :LAFFS
ayo :WEN I WAS GISTING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS WITH MY FRIEND
Imo :SURE IT WASNT THE OTHER WAY ARD?
Imo :HOW DID U SEE ME?
ayo :I WAS FACING THE CLASS COS I WAS FACING MY FRIEND
Imo :I HAD SOMEONE SITTING ON UR LEFT
Imo :I REMEMBA NOW
Imo :AND SHE AND I WERE COMMUNICATING
ayo :YEP
ayo :ITS A SMALL WORLD
Imo :SHE WAS ALWAYS CALLING ME
Imo :ITIS
Imo :A THIS IS A TRIP!
ayo :YEP IT IS
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
ayo :THT U DID NOT CONSOLIDATE
ayo :ALL U DID WAS STARE
ayo:AND GET WATER
Imo:SMILES
Imo :SHEY
Imo :MAN ITI SI TIME TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo :SO U WERE STARING TOO U KNOW
Imo :I CAUGHT UR EYE A LOT
ayo :NOPE I WASNT
Imo:YEAH RIGHT
ayo:LIAR
ayo:U WERE STARING
Imo :DITTO TO U
Imo :MY FRIEND EVEB ASKED IF I KNOW U
Imo :COS SHE CAUGHT U
Imo :I SWEAR
ayo:AN AN
ayo:LIAR
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :U ARE NOT SERIOS
Imo :SHE SAW U
Imo :AND TOLD ME
ayo :THIOS UR MYY FRIEND MY FRIEND
Imo:I AM
ayo :,,,,,,,,,
Imo :WHY DID U ASK ME TO GET WATER?
ayo :THT MUST HAVE BEEN AFTER U STARED
ayo:AND SHE DID NOT SEE U
ayo:AND WEN I CATCH PPLE STARING
ayo :I STARE RIGHT BACK
ayo :COS U WERE THERE
ayo :OR U TOLD HER ABT THT TOO
Imo:I CAUGHT A SMILE WHEN U ASKED
Imo:NO I DIDNT
Imo :I DIDNT ANSWER HER WHNE SHE TOLD ME
ayo :I CAUGHT A LAFF WEN I ASKED
Imo:I TOLD HER TO STOP MAKING UPP STORIES OF STARES
Imo :NOPE
ayo :OK
Imo :I WAS BEING MERELY CHIVALROUS
ayo:OK O
ayo:I GIVE UP
Imo :THOT UWERE CUTE SHA
ayo :U WONT ADMIT
Imo :NEITHER WILL U
Imo :LIAR
ayo :SO NOW
ayo:U KNOW THE VOICE AND FACE
Imo:YES
Imo :VERY WELL
ayo :IM SURE IF U TELL UR FRIEND THIS STORY
ayo :SHE WONT BELIEVE
Imo :YUP
Imo:I AINT TELLING
Imo :ITS MY BIZNIS
Imo :NOT HERS
Imo :SO...
Imo:NOW U KNOW MY FACE TOO
ayo :YEP
ayo :NOW ALL THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE FALLS IN
Imo:indeed
ayo :IF U WERE NOT SCOPING ME
ayo :U WONT HAVE REMEMBERED THE WATER INCIDENCE SO VIVIDLY
Imo:laffs
ayo:YEAH AND I ADMIT
Imo:i remembad cos it was d only time a stranger spoke to me
ayo:I ASKED FOR THE WATER FROM U IN PARTICULAR
Imo:i was quite low-key there
Imo :y?
ayo :COS U WERE STARING INITIALLY
ayo :AND I WANTED TO KNOW UR KOKO
Imo:and did u?
Imo:miss starer
ayo :nope
ayo :but it revealed u were scoping me
Imo:how did u feel abt not knowing my koko
ayo :sori 10 mins
Imo :ok kid
ayo :now u wished u had consolidated
ayo :im sure u didnt cos of the babe
Imo :no dat wasnt y T
ayo :Y THEN
Imo :i didnt hv a chance
Imo:u were so far behind
ayo :INDEED
ayo:U HAD A CHANCE
ayo:IF I WERE IN UR SHOES
ayo :SINCE U TOT I WAS STARING
Imo:and we didnt hv a chance to sit near each other
ayo:MY EGO WOULD HV TOLD ME TO TRY\
Imo:yes ur right
Imo :u were so cute
Imo :and u had on these sandals i absolutely love
Imo :greco-roman sandals
Imo :rememba?
ayo:AAH
Imo :DO U REMEMBA?
ayo :U EVEN REMEBER THE SANDALS
Imo :YUP
ayo :SO U WERE SCOPING ME
Imo :I ACTUALLY CAME OUT AND LOOKED FOR U TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo:BUT U VANISHED
ayo :INDEED!
SOLIDATING AS WE SPEAK......pls see below.or better still........story continues.........
ayo :HV U CHKD
Imo : SMILES
Imo : YUP
ayo: U SEEN IT?
Imo : JUST NOW
ayo:SO DO U KNW ME
ayo :AND WHY THE SMILE
Imo:UR CUTE..........
Imo:WAIT
Imo:AYO
Imo:WHERE U AT THAT TRAINING?
ayo :AYO WHT?
Imo :CFT AND AMLOCK?
ayo:WHC TRAINING?
ayo:YES
Imo :LIKE TWO MNTHS BACK?
Imo:AYO................
Imo :I KNOW U
ayo:THT WE FINISHED AT NITE
ayo:HOW?
Imo:I REMEMBA SEEIN GU THERE
ayo :DID U GET ME WATER>>???
Imo :AYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayo:YES
Imo:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :WHT!!!!
Imo :YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :IT IS A LIE
Imo :AYO SO IT'S U
ayo:THIOS IS UNBELIEVA\BLE
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :SO ITS U
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
Imo :TITI IWAS THE ONE U ASKED TO HELP U WITH WATER
Imo :SERIOUS
ayo :I SAID U WERE Cute but u were staring
Imo :SERIOUS
Imo:AT U?
ayo :YEP
Imo :LAFFS
ayo :WEN I WAS GISTING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS WITH MY FRIEND
Imo :SURE IT WASNT THE OTHER WAY ARD?
Imo :HOW DID U SEE ME?
ayo :I WAS FACING THE CLASS COS I WAS FACING MY FRIEND
Imo :I HAD SOMEONE SITTING ON UR LEFT
Imo :I REMEMBA NOW
Imo :AND SHE AND I WERE COMMUNICATING
ayo :YEP
ayo :ITS A SMALL WORLD
Imo :SHE WAS ALWAYS CALLING ME
Imo :ITIS
Imo :A THIS IS A TRIP!
ayo :YEP IT IS
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
ayo :THT U DID NOT CONSOLIDATE
ayo :ALL U DID WAS STARE
ayo:AND GET WATER
Imo:SMILES
Imo :SHEY
Imo :MAN ITI SI TIME TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo :SO U WERE STARING TOO U KNOW
Imo :I CAUGHT UR EYE A LOT
ayo :NOPE I WASNT
Imo:YEAH RIGHT
ayo:LIAR
ayo:U WERE STARING
Imo :DITTO TO U
Imo :MY FRIEND EVEB ASKED IF I KNOW U
Imo :COS SHE CAUGHT U
Imo :I SWEAR
ayo:AN AN
ayo:LIAR
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :U ARE NOT SERIOS
Imo :SHE SAW U
Imo :AND TOLD ME
ayo :THIOS UR MYY FRIEND MY FRIEND
Imo:I AM
ayo :,,,,,,,,,
Imo :WHY DID U ASK ME TO GET WATER?
ayo :THT MUST HAVE BEEN AFTER U STARED
ayo:AND SHE DID NOT SEE U
ayo:AND WEN I CATCH PPLE STARING
ayo :I STARE RIGHT BACK
ayo :COS U WERE THERE
ayo :OR U TOLD HER ABT THT TOO
Imo:I CAUGHT A SMILE WHEN U ASKED
Imo:NO I DIDNT
Imo :I DIDNT ANSWER HER WHNE SHE TOLD ME
ayo :I CAUGHT A LAFF WEN I ASKED
Imo:I TOLD HER TO STOP MAKING UPP STORIES OF STARES
Imo :NOPE
ayo :OK
Imo :I WAS BEING MERELY CHIVALROUS
ayo:OK O
ayo:I GIVE UP
Imo :THOT UWERE CUTE SHA
ayo :U WONT ADMIT
Imo :NEITHER WILL U
Imo :LIAR
ayo :SO NOW
ayo:U KNOW THE VOICE AND FACE
Imo:YES
Imo :VERY WELL
ayo :IM SURE IF U TELL UR FRIEND THIS STORY
ayo :SHE WONT BELIEVE
Imo :YUP
Imo:I AINT TELLING
Imo :ITS MY BIZNIS
Imo :NOT HERS
Imo :SO...
Imo:NOW U KNOW MY FACE TOO
ayo :YEP
ayo :NOW ALL THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE FALLS IN
Imo:indeed
ayo :IF U WERE NOT SCOPING ME
ayo :U WONT HAVE REMEMBERED THE WATER INCIDENCE SO VIVIDLY
Imo:laffs
ayo:YEAH AND I ADMIT
Imo:i remembad cos it was d only time a stranger spoke to me
ayo:I ASKED FOR THE WATER FROM U IN PARTICULAR
Imo:i was quite low-key there
Imo :y?
ayo :COS U WERE STARING INITIALLY
ayo :AND I WANTED TO KNOW UR KOKO
Imo:and did u?
Imo:miss starer
ayo :nope
ayo :but it revealed u were scoping me
Imo:how did u feel abt not knowing my koko
ayo :sori 10 mins
Imo :ok kid
ayo :now u wished u had consolidated
ayo :im sure u didnt cos of the babe
Imo :no dat wasnt y T
ayo :Y THEN
Imo :i didnt hv a chance
Imo:u were so far behind
ayo :INDEED
ayo:U HAD A CHANCE
ayo:IF I WERE IN UR SHOES
ayo :SINCE U TOT I WAS STARING
Imo:and we didnt hv a chance to sit near each other
ayo:MY EGO WOULD HV TOLD ME TO TRY\
Imo:yes ur right
Imo :u were so cute
Imo :and u had on these sandals i absolutely love
Imo :greco-roman sandals
Imo :rememba?
ayo:AAH
Imo :DO U REMEMBA?
ayo :U EVEN REMEBER THE SANDALS
Imo :YUP
ayo :SO U WERE SCOPING ME
Imo :I ACTUALLY CAME OUT AND LOOKED FOR U TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo:BUT U VANISHED
ayo :INDEED!
SOLIDATING AS WE SPEAK......pls see below.or better still........story continues.........
Friday, October 24, 2008
CALLING A DOG A BAD IN ORDER TO HANG IT.
Kess,Jojo,Bibi and Fifi were friends by virtue of the fact that they attend the same junior high and were about to take their examinations for promotion onto the next half of high school....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively so naturally their talks revolved around boys most of the time.
Adrian,Kasali,Bimbo and Jack were also friends in the same clique, naturally their own conversations only revolved around girls too.....Kess's clique to be precise. Bimbo was known throughout school for his notoriety.He was a truant,he was defiant,but he had style.Kasali was just plain razz but the clique was very protective of himbecause he was very funny and kind natured,.Adrian was Mr cool....decent, gentlemanly and Mr goody too shoes.Jack was mostly freelance....rolls with the clique only some of the time but he was the most handsome
The most likely of the pairings should have been Kess with Adrian,Jojo with Bimbo....because Jojo is very cheeky, naughty,sexy and just a plain tease.Bibi with Jack(if only Jack knew of Bibi's existence and Bibi would admit to her crew that she had a lil crush on Jack)....as I said Jack.....was not usually with the crew.Kasali with no one and Fifi with no one.
That Adrian.....always behaving like a teacher's pet,obeying all school rules and ish....psheeeeew....quipped Jojo,she was wearing her legendary tight mini,rolling her big ass on her stilettos as usual.....Se replied Fifi.That Bimbo sef...na wah for him o...what do u know abt him....i heard the silly boy can just see a girl on the road....and just start dissing her like that....for no reason o....Don't mind that one one...stupid boy.....thts why he's always failing all his exams...he wont go and read his books....interjected..Fifi.Fail ke!he doesn't fail o...he can be an ass but he's very intelligent o....and i even heard if he likes you....he'll be totally decent to you.....well sha na wa for him finished Kess.
As if to prove that he's the true son of his father....Bimbo was sighted in the distance.....smiling and saying excuse me...excuse me baby....what the fuck is wrong with u sef....ur not even fine.....,he moves on to the next chick.......Hey!Hey!.....the girl in question quickens her pace but trust Bimbo to quicken his too and the girl had to turn back....seeing the girl in question had tribal marks and was quite ugly Bimbo....quickly says...en!.oh sorry...not u...not u... and laughs as he continues on his way...seeing the ladies......he calls out hi ladies......jOJO REPLIES....HEY! bIMBO.
Kess was surprised that Jojo was on speaking terms with Bimbo.....The ladies settled in their class and resume gisting since the teacher was not in yet.Secretly Kess started developing a crush on Bimbo. unknown to her Bimbo too had already told his friends that he liked her.
SO one afternoon...when they were teasing each oda bout .....guys! of course as usual....Jojo casually mentioned that I even think Bimbo likes u sef...."God forbid"....Kess snapped her fingers "tufiaka".but as things progressed....Bimbo kept on sending emissaries to her while her clique teased her constantly...he even wrote her a love letter...which she made sure she tore right when his clique was watching....Bimbo became very subdued and did not relent...even publicly telling his guys tht he really like Kess and he won't give up...until she agreess...only for Kess to find out from 3rd party gist that emanated from Adrian...that Bimbo bragged to his crew that he should be given 2 weeks and he would be in Kess's pants.Kess was now in a stae of confusion and pandemonium and rage.She marched up to BIMBO AND GAVE HIM A PIECE OF HER MIND.Bimbo's denial fell onto deaf ears....so biffs for Bimbo was birthed and Bimbo realised he no longer had a chance with Kess.
Kess was walking to class one morning when she saw a picture tht would stay in her mind forever,ADRIAN WAS CARRYING A BABY....AND HE LOOKED so so cute and vulnerable.....the birth of another crush! she imagined him and her carrying their baby together.
Adrian and Kess became close.......only for Kess to find out Bimbo was innocent and the rumour was spread by none other than innocent looking Adrian....apparently Adrian too was suckers for Adrian,All this was disclosed to Jojo by razz Kasali who felt IT WASN'T FAIR and tht they were only trying to capitalise on the fact Bimbo was a "bad' boy wheras the real McCoy was Adrian .
My peeps oya o....d ball is in your court....be gentle in ur comments cos ....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively, and Kess might just be non other than.......MIZ-CYNIC.
Adrian,Kasali,Bimbo and Jack were also friends in the same clique, naturally their own conversations only revolved around girls too.....Kess's clique to be precise. Bimbo was known throughout school for his notoriety.He was a truant,he was defiant,but he had style.Kasali was just plain razz but the clique was very protective of himbecause he was very funny and kind natured,.Adrian was Mr cool....decent, gentlemanly and Mr goody too shoes.Jack was mostly freelance....rolls with the clique only some of the time but he was the most handsome
The most likely of the pairings should have been Kess with Adrian,Jojo with Bimbo....because Jojo is very cheeky, naughty,sexy and just a plain tease.Bibi with Jack(if only Jack knew of Bibi's existence and Bibi would admit to her crew that she had a lil crush on Jack)....as I said Jack.....was not usually with the crew.Kasali with no one and Fifi with no one.
That Adrian.....always behaving like a teacher's pet,obeying all school rules and ish....psheeeeew....quipped Jojo,she was wearing her legendary tight mini,rolling her big ass on her stilettos as usual.....Se replied Fifi.That Bimbo sef...na wah for him o...what do u know abt him....i heard the silly boy can just see a girl on the road....and just start dissing her like that....for no reason o....Don't mind that one one...stupid boy.....thts why he's always failing all his exams...he wont go and read his books....interjected..Fifi.Fail ke!he doesn't fail o...he can be an ass but he's very intelligent o....and i even heard if he likes you....he'll be totally decent to you.....well sha na wa for him finished Kess.
As if to prove that he's the true son of his father....Bimbo was sighted in the distance.....smiling and saying excuse me...excuse me baby....what the fuck is wrong with u sef....ur not even fine.....,he moves on to the next chick.......Hey!Hey!.....the girl in question quickens her pace but trust Bimbo to quicken his too and the girl had to turn back....seeing the girl in question had tribal marks and was quite ugly Bimbo....quickly says...en!.oh sorry...not u...not u... and laughs as he continues on his way...seeing the ladies......he calls out hi ladies......jOJO REPLIES....HEY! bIMBO.
Kess was surprised that Jojo was on speaking terms with Bimbo.....The ladies settled in their class and resume gisting since the teacher was not in yet.Secretly Kess started developing a crush on Bimbo. unknown to her Bimbo too had already told his friends that he liked her.
SO one afternoon...when they were teasing each oda bout .....guys! of course as usual....Jojo casually mentioned that I even think Bimbo likes u sef...."God forbid"....Kess snapped her fingers "tufiaka".but as things progressed....Bimbo kept on sending emissaries to her while her clique teased her constantly...he even wrote her a love letter...which she made sure she tore right when his clique was watching....Bimbo became very subdued and did not relent...even publicly telling his guys tht he really like Kess and he won't give up...until she agreess...only for Kess to find out from 3rd party gist that emanated from Adrian...that Bimbo bragged to his crew that he should be given 2 weeks and he would be in Kess's pants.Kess was now in a stae of confusion and pandemonium and rage.She marched up to BIMBO AND GAVE HIM A PIECE OF HER MIND.Bimbo's denial fell onto deaf ears....so biffs for Bimbo was birthed and Bimbo realised he no longer had a chance with Kess.
Kess was walking to class one morning when she saw a picture tht would stay in her mind forever,ADRIAN WAS CARRYING A BABY....AND HE LOOKED so so cute and vulnerable.....the birth of another crush! she imagined him and her carrying their baby together.
Adrian and Kess became close.......only for Kess to find out Bimbo was innocent and the rumour was spread by none other than innocent looking Adrian....apparently Adrian too was suckers for Adrian,All this was disclosed to Jojo by razz Kasali who felt IT WASN'T FAIR and tht they were only trying to capitalise on the fact Bimbo was a "bad' boy wheras the real McCoy was Adrian .
My peeps oya o....d ball is in your court....be gentle in ur comments cos ....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively, and Kess might just be non other than.......MIZ-CYNIC.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
happily eva afta?
I'm too cynical 2 believe they'll live happily ever after.my aunts i.v 4 her wedding just got to me now through an emmissary from my grandpa at the villa.sometimes I'm so proud of my grandpa,his mind is still very sharp and his writing is even better than mine at 87.whao!wish i could scan d letter sef.You are wondering why its my grandpa who hd 2 send these i.vs 2 us se, my mom and aunt had a big fallout when my mom told her 2 get out of our house.u see my mom thinks this aunt of ours who by d way is 43,was spoilt by their parents cos she's d last born and she feels dis contributed in my no means a small way 2 not finding a husband up until now.Im happy 4 her but cant help wondering about certain thns.1.is she marryn dis guy becos she loves him and/or for companionship.does love even mata at dat age anymo?my silly sis even had 2 mention that if there's hope for my aunt at 43,then there's hope for her at 26-silly girl,she claims its been a while since she's been bn toasted.2.does dis guy hv kids already,according 2 d i.v,they will be married in a gospel church so im sure he is not married at the moment.3.he looks younger like late 30s but then again my sis says men look younger than woman at that age.4.if he's divorced.does he have kids?wil he b committed 2 having more kids with my aunt as she who is nearing menopause or oops 4 all I knw she migt have hit menopause..we are not close so i wouldn't knw.ultimately,im happy 4 her n wish her d best thou i must confess I belong 2 the school of thought that feels that can my aunt truly make any man happy?cos she's a tad bit selfish but i guess :love conquers all.and airi ru e ri,a fin deruba oloro ni.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
how violent are u
D oda day i was reading an article abt domestic violence n all.i askd my colleagues at d ofc dir tots n eish.dy al said i can neva beat my wife blah blah.i cldnt resist adding,even if one day yall arguing and all n she slaps u whai!u wont stil hit her back?dy al startd saying ah me i dnt knw wht id do o.whc brings me 2 d question.how violent are u?id rily like 2 knw frm al ur comments wts d most violent thn uv done.pls d truth or nothn cos some of mine leaves me wondering whether if im provoked i wont turn 2 a husband beater.il site my 2 experiences exp. 1 my car broke down dis day so frm wok i had 2 take a public bus.i was alredi tnkn im in dip shit cos it had bn so long snc i had 2 listen 2 al d charades dat was associated with dat,conductors,evn passengers ish.so i entered wt d intention of not uttering a word.only 4 dis conductor 2 repeated ask me 2 help him pass change 2 dis woman behind me n i didnt budge,d woman startd getting agitated.madam ee de gba change mi lowo conductor now.kilo ti e ma n se awon eeyan to ma n se bi enipe won da ju awon 2 ku lo-madam an an take dis my change from d conductor now,y do pple behave lyk dy are better than odas.ori mi ti kanrin-i was fuckn pissed but i remembered my resolve n kept mute.d nxt thn i felt dis woman push my head n say eyin la n ba wi now auntie-its u we are talking 2 aunty.peeps believe me wen i say twas like anoda peson inside me.mayb my mr hyde side turnd n gave her a hard blow on her nose.i heard it sound n i saw a lil trickle of blood.i have a tn for my head area being pushd write frm sec. sch.needles 2 say dis woman was nw pulling my hair saying we wil fite at d bstop wht wht.n instantly i regretd my action as i tot of my fate with d street woman.she go tear me down 2 bra n pant o cos dem type no get shame. 2 b continued
Saturday, October 4, 2008
69
I put on my 69 top today and a memory came to mind abeg peeps my laptop don dey kolo o i wan type memory i put u mistakenly , to delete wahala , lapy say today o u must pay for all ur mistakes no second chance, my guess is tht im gona have a lot of errors so pls bear with me....u know why i smiled...i remembered wen i was doing my mba at tht god forsaken sch. ta mo taa gbodo daruko(we know it but must not mention it)., thr was this randy man...i know ure thinking me and randy men....he was our operations and somthn somthn lecturer...the course tough no be small..the time wey baba suppose use teach use d koko ...baba will be gisting us about his hey days...granted he knew his stuff but....we were not getting the operations stuff na the dirty dirty talk we dey get and this randy nman no go hesitate to fail us as at wen due....na in man site me for class one day and he was askin one very randy sounding question and now said abi my sista here will know about that....i now boned...at this time the whole class's eye were fixed on me....i said i beg ur pardon sir....this man no relent o...he started smiling...and said 69..dont tell me u dont understand what i'm talking about....tht was wen it clicked to me n...i was putting on a dressy b-ball kinda shirt-top...kinda my fav top...sixty then 9 boldly imprinted on it....since that day baba come dey call me 69...dey ask for me...dey pick on me in a randy manner...needless to say the whole class started calling me 69 plus including my class crush...one bobo with one darn sexy pair of eyes....his eyes were sexy men u know in yoruba wen they say...oluju come and do(this means come and do eyes...and dont ask me come and do wht???!!....before i digress...this baba was gisting us abt how he used to chase cheeks(bottom cheeks) or will i say chics wen he was younger and i very much doubted whether he was talking past tense.then he now said one raw thin in clas..."gbomo fun oyan....gbo oyan fun omo...ani komo sha ti moyan.....he was describing vividly one of his lewd escapades...by the way for my non yoruba speaking peeps tht means take the baby to the breast,take the breast to the baby....d baby should sha have sucked breast...couldnt he have put it in a more classy way.....u can also guess this weresco of a baba thot we were still at undergrad,.....imagine he failed me...his was the only course i failed thruout...he now saw me one day and said se i know i should see him....emi omo ti iya bi to foja aran pon.....eleyi ma ro pe jjc ni mi(me wey my mother born and use strong subcloth to tie ntightly,this one thinks im a jjc)) o as in as i big reach i go come gawk it and do the nasty with him abi....i just boycotted his side and waited till i was graduating.... to settle beta peeps.i have since graduated...oloshi man.c thts why i call the sch a useless sch....in my Bsc days tht one no fit happen....na me go bole kaja school now.. its not his fault stupid old randy man.
Origin of bole kaja.... ONE DAY WEN WE WENT TO MY ISTAS UNI FOR HER GRADUATION.MY GRANDMA TOO WAS THERE.....the mama baffed up to the teeth like say na in daughter instead of grand-daughter(kinda reminded me of "eya mi tika tika...omo mi lomi se graduation"(one razz old woman tht legend had who went to her only son's graduation ceremony...and since her son na local champion...d only guy in the villa wey go uni mama come utter those words.)tht was graduating...needless to say we met her thr sef....she had a shop at ife so she got to o.a.u before us...as she sighted us dressed in our wassap clothes-jeans and top....she now called us aside ND SAID "CYNIC....for lack of a yoruba word for cynic....egbon yin nse graduation le wa wo aso bii awon bole kaja(ur sis is gradating and u're dressed like come down and fight boys and girls).me and my sibs just burst out laughing..
but me i still love my 69 top o...infact im rocking it right now.by the way im going outside to watch dbanj...my sis called me ...while i was lounging at home..tht dbanj was playing at the club(ikoyi club)....na awoof...men! u need to see how i baffed up and landed club sharp sharp.....make somthn else no go dull me.im outta here...sori for all the tian tian.
Origin of bole kaja.... ONE DAY WEN WE WENT TO MY ISTAS UNI FOR HER GRADUATION.MY GRANDMA TOO WAS THERE.....the mama baffed up to the teeth like say na in daughter instead of grand-daughter(kinda reminded me of "eya mi tika tika...omo mi lomi se graduation"(one razz old woman tht legend had who went to her only son's graduation ceremony...and since her son na local champion...d only guy in the villa wey go uni mama come utter those words.)tht was graduating...needless to say we met her thr sef....she had a shop at ife so she got to o.a.u before us...as she sighted us dressed in our wassap clothes-jeans and top....she now called us aside ND SAID "CYNIC....for lack of a yoruba word for cynic....egbon yin nse graduation le wa wo aso bii awon bole kaja(ur sis is gradating and u're dressed like come down and fight boys and girls).me and my sibs just burst out laughing..
but me i still love my 69 top o...infact im rocking it right now.by the way im going outside to watch dbanj...my sis called me ...while i was lounging at home..tht dbanj was playing at the club(ikoyi club)....na awoof...men! u need to see how i baffed up and landed club sharp sharp.....make somthn else no go dull me.im outta here...sori for all the tian tian.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Whateva
Our first kiss-on d express..i called his name..s..he was going at.(++..he turned 2 look at me..i leaned over frm d passenger sit n planted a ful wet kiss on his lips..bout 5secs it lasted..watch d road i yelled laughing at my audacity n his.5 mins larer,stil on d express..felt tongue in my mouth.. A lingering kiss..s smiles..watch d road!damn!i laughed .usually i made d first moves,with s i was me,i was sexy,i was daring,i was dangerous. our first make out session-we were playing cards,gisting,..i upped d stakes,..u lose u strip.i won d 1st..he tuk off his watch..i won d 2nd,off d shirt went..by now i was wet with anticipation.i was good at d game but guess wat,i lost d 3rd n 4th and im now down 2 my bra n panties.he lost 5th n 6th,love n basketbal my favorite film came 2 mind..he stood naked...he pulled me 2 him n u can gues d rest
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
BETRAYAL SUCKS 2....INSTANT KARMA
for the purpose of clarity, lets give the second Mikun-call him playa playa anoda name Kayode.
Mikun started to kiss her and then touch her and then caress....building up to...their usual form of lovemaking.....then suddenly, he lets her go and says I can't I'm sorry.....I will only be seeing u in my mind's eye as dirty....dirty!...for u to have done such a thin....I'm sorry....then again ....he grabs her and starts to kiss her roughly , very passionately....which was a bit unusual to Shalewa......after a while, Shalewa...says in a quiet voice......stop!....Stop!...this is not u...this is not my MIKUN, i RILY THINK WE SHOULD END THIS...IF THIS IS THE WAY U'RE GONA BE WITH ME...U'LL ALWAYS REMEmER THE TEXTS...ITS CONTENTS AND IT'LL HAUNT ME FOREVA.
sINCE IT WAS STILL LIKE 5AM, bOTH sHALEWA AND Mikun went to sleep again,Shalewa quicly sent a txt to Mikun telling him yawa don gas and Mikun had effontry to say maybe its even better it turned out like this blah blah.. she switched off.til morning...as she was about to forget about the whole episode and give her final apologies to Mikun....thou her heart was truely now with Mikun, and propos e to continue the relationship with a promise neva to see or speak to Kayode anymore.
She woke up finally to find Mikun on the phone..........I think we should meet to sort this out man to man....she's in a serious relationship and I love her very much.....I dont know why u want to destroy what we have.........Shalewa was like....shocked....damn......this is serious....he was calling Kayode up......he wasnt shouting....tht is not the kind of man he was but he was threatening......asking Kayode to leave his fiancee alone......Shalewa sef didnt know she had become fiancee....with no ring o.to cut the long story short....thou Shalewa's heart laid with Kayode, she stayed away from Kaode for 1 month.even during the month sef...na so so check check of phone...tailing of car.....Mikun wan give himself hypertension...."where are u?.......shalewa"-" I'm just leaving my office"".....ok wait for me....i'M COMING.....ONLY TO APPEAR 2 MINS LATER ALL THE WAY FROM HIS OFFICE WHICH is like an hours drive.just to be sure I rily was in th e office.....sHALEWA SOON GOT TIRED OF THE LACK OF TRUST AND CLOSE MARKING SO SHE HAD TO BREAK UP WITH mIKUN(THTS ANODA LONG STORY)....she broke up with Mikun to go to Kayode....but alas!Kayode turned out to be the guy she blogged about....using her favorite songs.....dido,shade,emimem,asa......( u shd read that post)....
so we can all see tht karma is a bitch.....Shalewa fucked Mikun up and Kayode in turn fucked her up.....instant karma.what goes around comes around.....evn thou Kayode did not cheat...he broke her heart still.so all ye biffers...u see i got wht was coming to me.....cos there was one very passionate commentator I had to delete....saying im a whore and what not and i tot ki la gbe, ki lo ju!..sori non yoruba speaking peeps...this one is not as hard to translate as it is to make meaningful so we'll leave it at tht.
Mikun started to kiss her and then touch her and then caress....building up to...their usual form of lovemaking.....then suddenly, he lets her go and says I can't I'm sorry.....I will only be seeing u in my mind's eye as dirty....dirty!...for u to have done such a thin....I'm sorry....then again ....he grabs her and starts to kiss her roughly , very passionately....which was a bit unusual to Shalewa......after a while, Shalewa...says in a quiet voice......stop!....Stop!...this is not u...this is not my MIKUN, i RILY THINK WE SHOULD END THIS...IF THIS IS THE WAY U'RE GONA BE WITH ME...U'LL ALWAYS REMEmER THE TEXTS...ITS CONTENTS AND IT'LL HAUNT ME FOREVA.
sINCE IT WAS STILL LIKE 5AM, bOTH sHALEWA AND Mikun went to sleep again,Shalewa quicly sent a txt to Mikun telling him yawa don gas and Mikun had effontry to say maybe its even better it turned out like this blah blah.. she switched off.til morning...as she was about to forget about the whole episode and give her final apologies to Mikun....thou her heart was truely now with Mikun, and propos e to continue the relationship with a promise neva to see or speak to Kayode anymore.
She woke up finally to find Mikun on the phone..........I think we should meet to sort this out man to man....she's in a serious relationship and I love her very much.....I dont know why u want to destroy what we have.........Shalewa was like....shocked....damn......this is serious....he was calling Kayode up......he wasnt shouting....tht is not the kind of man he was but he was threatening......asking Kayode to leave his fiancee alone......Shalewa sef didnt know she had become fiancee....with no ring o.to cut the long story short....thou Shalewa's heart laid with Kayode, she stayed away from Kaode for 1 month.even during the month sef...na so so check check of phone...tailing of car.....Mikun wan give himself hypertension...."where are u?.......shalewa"-" I'm just leaving my office"".....ok wait for me....i'M COMING.....ONLY TO APPEAR 2 MINS LATER ALL THE WAY FROM HIS OFFICE WHICH is like an hours drive.just to be sure I rily was in th e office.....sHALEWA SOON GOT TIRED OF THE LACK OF TRUST AND CLOSE MARKING SO SHE HAD TO BREAK UP WITH mIKUN(THTS ANODA LONG STORY)....she broke up with Mikun to go to Kayode....but alas!Kayode turned out to be the guy she blogged about....using her favorite songs.....dido,shade,emimem,asa......( u shd read that post)....
so we can all see tht karma is a bitch.....Shalewa fucked Mikun up and Kayode in turn fucked her up.....instant karma.what goes around comes around.....evn thou Kayode did not cheat...he broke her heart still.so all ye biffers...u see i got wht was coming to me.....cos there was one very passionate commentator I had to delete....saying im a whore and what not and i tot ki la gbe, ki lo ju!..sori non yoruba speaking peeps...this one is not as hard to translate as it is to make meaningful so we'll leave it at tht.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
BETRAYAL SUCKS!
pa pa pa pa pa.....(hard slaps)Shalewa woke up grudgingly and slept back again,she is a deep sleeper
pa pa pa pa pa pa...(harder slaps)Shalewa woke up with a start only to find a mobile phone which she could recognise as hers being thrust into her face.....
"Who is Mikun"......
fuck...fuck ....fuck! busted ...thot Shalewa...a mixture of emotion washed over Shalewa as she realised that all sleep had drained from her body and all she felt now were panic, disorganisation, empathy,pity,desperation..panic becos she felt....she was busted!disorganisation... cos of the suddenness of it all plus she was wondering how she was going to answer the barage of questions sure to follow.empathy....cos she realised how poor Mikun must be feeling right now....with that she looked at him properly....his eyes were red...apparently Mikun had not got any sleep at all that nite and he had been crying....rily!.pity....for herself cos she knew the relationship could neva be same as it was again......she realised sadly the rule had ben broken"don't be caught , they used to say to each other...now she was caught, be caught and its over she used to emphasize....now it would be over!damn!.Desperation because she felt she had to deny it with all her being cos she could not stand/bear the hurt on his face.panic....because in the mobile phone she that was being thrusted at her lay all the evidences any juror needed to prosecuted and pronounce guilty as charged.she had forgotten to delete the messages.
The previous night, Mikun had come to pick Shalewa from work where she was facing end of year blues and had closed so late at about 12am....no kidding....Shalewa did not have any idea that that she was going to end up in Mikun's room that weekend...or is it Friday.The only option was to go over to his place cos the drive to hers woulda been too dangerous for her.Shalewa was tired from the all work done that day so she jsut got in had a bath and Mikun cooked dinner for her,sahe fell asleep while eating.
Shalewa collected the phone being thrust at her and began to read...of course she knew the contents , hadnt she typed those same words herself."Sexy, can't wait to be with you, I remember the feel of your tongue on me,ur carresses.....I hope I'll come this time....im so so horny"
"I said who is Mikun!".....
He's just a friend......
just a friend and u're sending him this kind of texts messsages.....I read his texts to u first and I thot mayb...I so wanted to believe its not true...i thought maybe...he was just being funny and the texts were unsolicited....
"Please , I just wana know how long u been seing this guy"Mikun said quietly.....
'Okay, Shalewa said finally....been seeing him for quite a while but i swear to u I didnt sleep with him and I'm not planning to"
"You expect me to believe that...with all this texts....blah blah.....u can imagine how the rest of that conversation went...
Shalewa in frustration said I'm rily sorry Mikun...I guess I've broken the rule....u are free to relieve yourself of this relationship.Whateva your decision....I'll take it.I'm sorry.
'This isnt't about breaking up, I love u , I still want u.....just promise it won't happen again. He was crying now just as she was.
I am Shalewa....Shalewa is me.and this story will not be continued
To be continued.........
pa pa pa pa pa pa...(harder slaps)Shalewa woke up with a start only to find a mobile phone which she could recognise as hers being thrust into her face.....
"Who is Mikun"......
fuck...fuck ....fuck! busted ...thot Shalewa...a mixture of emotion washed over Shalewa as she realised that all sleep had drained from her body and all she felt now were panic, disorganisation, empathy,pity,desperation..panic becos she felt....she was busted!disorganisation... cos of the suddenness of it all plus she was wondering how she was going to answer the barage of questions sure to follow.empathy....cos she realised how poor Mikun must be feeling right now....with that she looked at him properly....his eyes were red...apparently Mikun had not got any sleep at all that nite and he had been crying....rily!.pity....for herself cos she knew the relationship could neva be same as it was again......she realised sadly the rule had ben broken"don't be caught , they used to say to each other...now she was caught, be caught and its over she used to emphasize....now it would be over!damn!.Desperation because she felt she had to deny it with all her being cos she could not stand/bear the hurt on his face.panic....because in the mobile phone she that was being thrusted at her lay all the evidences any juror needed to prosecuted and pronounce guilty as charged.she had forgotten to delete the messages.
The previous night, Mikun had come to pick Shalewa from work where she was facing end of year blues and had closed so late at about 12am....no kidding....Shalewa did not have any idea that that she was going to end up in Mikun's room that weekend...or is it Friday.The only option was to go over to his place cos the drive to hers woulda been too dangerous for her.Shalewa was tired from the all work done that day so she jsut got in had a bath and Mikun cooked dinner for her,sahe fell asleep while eating.
Shalewa collected the phone being thrust at her and began to read...of course she knew the contents , hadnt she typed those same words herself."Sexy, can't wait to be with you, I remember the feel of your tongue on me,ur carresses.....I hope I'll come this time....im so so horny"
"I said who is Mikun!".....
He's just a friend......
just a friend and u're sending him this kind of texts messsages.....I read his texts to u first and I thot mayb...I so wanted to believe its not true...i thought maybe...he was just being funny and the texts were unsolicited....
"Please , I just wana know how long u been seing this guy"Mikun said quietly.....
'Okay, Shalewa said finally....been seeing him for quite a while but i swear to u I didnt sleep with him and I'm not planning to"
"You expect me to believe that...with all this texts....blah blah.....u can imagine how the rest of that conversation went...
Shalewa in frustration said I'm rily sorry Mikun...I guess I've broken the rule....u are free to relieve yourself of this relationship.Whateva your decision....I'll take it.I'm sorry.
'This isnt't about breaking up, I love u , I still want u.....just promise it won't happen again. He was crying now just as she was.
I am Shalewa....Shalewa is me.and this story will not be continued
To be continued.........
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