i got promoted effective 1st jan 2009......now i had always known it was inevitable tht as soon as i get tht promotion i become head of my unit the same unit tht is termed"problem unit" technically u become head of problems, i who was so used being supervised has now become the supervisor.....and wht did i expect...to whom much is given...much is expected.....frankly my branch can not afford the salaries aS ABOUT 6 PPLE GOT PROMOTED at the same time...i had always thot tht before tht time came i would have left the company or somthing but it seems tht the more i tried to leave the stickier the "superglue" they must have used to tie me down becomes...so much so i begin to think to myself..."abi won ri ibi mi sibi ni""....now bumight take tht...translate....!before u start luking for yoruba dictionary i'll tell u..."did they bury my placenta there?" ...
in two weeks i begin my sojourn in "problem",,,,as in literally.....this sojourn has taken some to panti,led some to be disgraced by pple not even old enuff to be their first daughters(remember baba ondo), it has also led some into the beds of their superiors...all in the name of looking for favours....in d same vein...i wonder , wht sort of head of problems will i be?...i know i'll be overseeing at least 3 pple....who are in their own rights...heads of their own "problems",even though they man the seat all alone.....I cant help but think this is the time to be closer to God...and shed some of my goofy...,lay-abt attitude(I too cAN BE SERIOUS O),,,,but wait o...i cant afford to loose tht my goofy edge cos thts wht keeps the work going and keeps u on top of the job and not the other way round. I would like to think the 5 years tht i worked as surbodinates to about 5 or more different head of problems should have prepared me for the daunting task ahead...but if i know anything for sure.....5 things
I would not be the sort of H.O.P(head of problems) 1. that would become so scary to her surbodinates tht coming to work each morning would be like going to fACE A FIRING SQUAD.....I.E MY 2ND TO THE LAST H.O.P
2.I DEFINITELY WOULD BE THE SORT THT WOULD WELCOME..useful...and i mean only useful sugestions from her surbodinates.
3. the sort to teach and be a mentor to them
4. not allow the problems overweigh me to the extent tht the "desk" no longer has a human face.
5. tht would not be able to shield/protect my surbodinates and act as their voltron if need be when the higher authorities are abt to strike...i.e awon iya...and i mean awon iya osoronga.....right at the toppest top.
so eyin guys...wish me luck.....but trust ur girl...my c.v has started flying places....i gotta get outta here!aaarrggh.....won ri ibi mi mo bi ni...5yrs!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
JUST MY THOTS
what shall i blog about todAY.
I've come to feel like i know some bloggers thru reading, commenting,teasing and all on their blogs....Feel like doing something naughty...I want to write abt some of my favorite bloggers...im doing the male bloggers today..I want to write a lil of what i think they're like or lemme just say wht i'd like to think they're like.
Chari:-If i could describe chari in word, I'd say very"NAUGHTY".bUT i think inside that naughty young man is someone ambitious......who probably has a rich dad but sill wants to make a big success of himself all by himself.....He's funny, humorous....wiser than his years...cos before I met him I actually thot he'd be in his late 20s and then i saw him and saw tht he's in his early n twenties with a lot of life experiences even more than his older counterparts and I see him as someone who's down to earth although will probably do the whole designer effizzy guys do these days and definitely make a very attentive boyfi. big ups buttercups....ur a lucky girl....I remember the collabos with esn tht got me laffing and thinking this "butter" boy too wan de form ajepaki.i ALSO SEE HIM AS SOMEONE WHO'S LIBERAL AND SENSITIVE TO PPLE'S FEELINGS...NOT JUDGEMENTAL and who can see things objectively.
Rethots:-I would say rethots was not one of the bloggers i used to read religiously until recently...and i found tht if i were to describe him in one word...it'll be "EFIKO".i USED TO THINK HIS IDEAS WERE VERY RIGID AND INFLEXIBLE UNTIL I REALISED HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE PPLE THT MAKE U FEELthey just wana make u feel they are always right without actually meaning to.He has actually been one of the bloggers tht i see mails frm in my box....whether he's polite to a fault ni o ...i dont know but i see follow-up mails which i neva do...and i thot to myself.....the feeling bigger than u vibes i get is because thats just the way he is ....he has a very complex mind......One comment that rily struck me with rethots was when i was actually talking abt one guy tht i read his chat and fell out with was "do u love him" in my mind i was like rethotssss..ki l a gbe ki le ju...someone i just met....but he's someone i can actually talk to and go to with a problem if i have one...
Baroque:-I dont think i can put this person in a box ...but if i were to try the one word would be"INTERESTING"lil wonda u get the feeling...he's perpetually flirting with all of blogsville females half the time....his posts are always interesting reads for me...and one disturbing post frm this guy was the one abt ....continuing to hammer one girl even though she clearly said stop...and i think to myself....he'll have to do a lot to explain with tht one...he must really have charisma though because.....soon enuff all of blogsville forgot abt tht post and moved on .he seems like a fun loving guy and also a very intelligent and intuitive one... he tries to mask his sensitivity under a mask of male ruggedness but he also reveals this sensitive side with some posts about a girl he loved and blah blah.vanity also seems to be a part of this guy and i see him as someone whom first encounters will count with and if he likes u a first time , it'll take a lot for him to shake tht feeling...i might be wrong though...its just my thots ...remember.
Tintin:-I came across this guys blog too very recently and i love reading it.very young and vibrant interesting read.He has a captivating nature...and a very healthy dose of enthusiasm abt life although this might be cos i think he's quite young and still having the time of his life.....my fav post was tht one he was talking abt male vs female opinions on third base or something of the sort....it was a very interesting read..WEll i see him as someone who gets propositoned by females quite frequently so I think he's probably handsome in a mesmerising way...probably has a good body too....
FBA:-I might be partial here but i think this guy is as real as they get so my one word for this guy is "HONEST'...as in he says whts on his mind without mincing words...can also be very goofy AND PLAYFUL..he seems like a guy tht would be very strict in relationships ,expecting to get as much as he gives and expecting 50-50.He seems like he's be friendly and outgoing and would also be very sensitive to pple's feelings...He seems like he would be very passionate abt anything he does with a philosophy of wht is worth doing is worth doing well.which shd include...love making too i hope.lol.
musco:-i ACTUALLY MET HIM TOO AND HE SEEMED VERY QUIET AND PROBABLY DEEP.i notice on his blogs hes also not too tactful....if u put up a post and he has to comment...he does not sugacoat...u'd almost think he's admonishing u....but its a ll cool cos id rather true words than suga-coated ones
ALOOFAR:-ONE WORD 'goofy"HES VERY FUNNY AND HAS THE ABILITY TO CRACK ME UP with some of his one liners....i dnt know if it was him or jAGUDA THT SAID in response to a post frm allied abt one liPs disease guy like tht and one guy tht was yarning some shit...and he said....he shd be slapped either ways....it rily cracked me up....i lAFFED REPEATEDLY....
jaguda:-mr erotic...i like reading his posts cos they are in between baroque and ubongda...if u want a sexy post tht is...its more subtle than ubongda...u know when these hollywood directors say...to a young girl tht is trying to break in..."dnt worry girl...its porn but it'll be done tastefully.
to be contd....i wont even have time to edit.
I've come to feel like i know some bloggers thru reading, commenting,teasing and all on their blogs....Feel like doing something naughty...I want to write abt some of my favorite bloggers...im doing the male bloggers today..I want to write a lil of what i think they're like or lemme just say wht i'd like to think they're like.
Chari:-If i could describe chari in word, I'd say very"NAUGHTY".bUT i think inside that naughty young man is someone ambitious......who probably has a rich dad but sill wants to make a big success of himself all by himself.....He's funny, humorous....wiser than his years...cos before I met him I actually thot he'd be in his late 20s and then i saw him and saw tht he's in his early n twenties with a lot of life experiences even more than his older counterparts and I see him as someone who's down to earth although will probably do the whole designer effizzy guys do these days and definitely make a very attentive boyfi. big ups buttercups....ur a lucky girl....I remember the collabos with esn tht got me laffing and thinking this "butter" boy too wan de form ajepaki.i ALSO SEE HIM AS SOMEONE WHO'S LIBERAL AND SENSITIVE TO PPLE'S FEELINGS...NOT JUDGEMENTAL and who can see things objectively.
Rethots:-I would say rethots was not one of the bloggers i used to read religiously until recently...and i found tht if i were to describe him in one word...it'll be "EFIKO".i USED TO THINK HIS IDEAS WERE VERY RIGID AND INFLEXIBLE UNTIL I REALISED HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE PPLE THT MAKE U FEELthey just wana make u feel they are always right without actually meaning to.He has actually been one of the bloggers tht i see mails frm in my box....whether he's polite to a fault ni o ...i dont know but i see follow-up mails which i neva do...and i thot to myself.....the feeling bigger than u vibes i get is because thats just the way he is ....he has a very complex mind......One comment that rily struck me with rethots was when i was actually talking abt one guy tht i read his chat and fell out with was "do u love him" in my mind i was like rethotssss..ki l a gbe ki le ju...someone i just met....but he's someone i can actually talk to and go to with a problem if i have one...
Baroque:-I dont think i can put this person in a box ...but if i were to try the one word would be"INTERESTING"lil wonda u get the feeling...he's perpetually flirting with all of blogsville females half the time....his posts are always interesting reads for me...and one disturbing post frm this guy was the one abt ....continuing to hammer one girl even though she clearly said stop...and i think to myself....he'll have to do a lot to explain with tht one...he must really have charisma though because.....soon enuff all of blogsville forgot abt tht post and moved on .he seems like a fun loving guy and also a very intelligent and intuitive one... he tries to mask his sensitivity under a mask of male ruggedness but he also reveals this sensitive side with some posts about a girl he loved and blah blah.vanity also seems to be a part of this guy and i see him as someone whom first encounters will count with and if he likes u a first time , it'll take a lot for him to shake tht feeling...i might be wrong though...its just my thots ...remember.
Tintin:-I came across this guys blog too very recently and i love reading it.very young and vibrant interesting read.He has a captivating nature...and a very healthy dose of enthusiasm abt life although this might be cos i think he's quite young and still having the time of his life.....my fav post was tht one he was talking abt male vs female opinions on third base or something of the sort....it was a very interesting read..WEll i see him as someone who gets propositoned by females quite frequently so I think he's probably handsome in a mesmerising way...probably has a good body too....
FBA:-I might be partial here but i think this guy is as real as they get so my one word for this guy is "HONEST'...as in he says whts on his mind without mincing words...can also be very goofy AND PLAYFUL..he seems like a guy tht would be very strict in relationships ,expecting to get as much as he gives and expecting 50-50.He seems like he's be friendly and outgoing and would also be very sensitive to pple's feelings...He seems like he would be very passionate abt anything he does with a philosophy of wht is worth doing is worth doing well.which shd include...love making too i hope.lol.
musco:-i ACTUALLY MET HIM TOO AND HE SEEMED VERY QUIET AND PROBABLY DEEP.i notice on his blogs hes also not too tactful....if u put up a post and he has to comment...he does not sugacoat...u'd almost think he's admonishing u....but its a ll cool cos id rather true words than suga-coated ones
ALOOFAR:-ONE WORD 'goofy"HES VERY FUNNY AND HAS THE ABILITY TO CRACK ME UP with some of his one liners....i dnt know if it was him or jAGUDA THT SAID in response to a post frm allied abt one liPs disease guy like tht and one guy tht was yarning some shit...and he said....he shd be slapped either ways....it rily cracked me up....i lAFFED REPEATEDLY....
jaguda:-mr erotic...i like reading his posts cos they are in between baroque and ubongda...if u want a sexy post tht is...its more subtle than ubongda...u know when these hollywood directors say...to a young girl tht is trying to break in..."dnt worry girl...its porn but it'll be done tastefully.
to be contd....i wont even have time to edit.
Friday, January 9, 2009
how miz-cynic got her groove on
So this time sunday I was looking forward some "rumurumu" as a silly friend of mine calls it....you see i had called up my ex ex boldly,cos i feel very comfortable with him and i know where he stands with me and vice-versa.....
fastforward to afternoon, he called me saying cynic...cynic , red alert....my folks are home....for sentimental reasons he still stays with his folks. his dad died and he wanted to give his mom some time before anoda male presence...her first born for that mata moves out again.also im buddy buddy with his mom since she'd always side with me then when we were dating wheneve we have any quarrel.this made me feel very uneasy with the escapade i had in mind.
He suggested we use their sch(a primary school)....he's the chairman...lol since his dad passed away and we decided to use the headmistress's office....u can imagine how naughty and desperate i was ....sha..we got their ..gateman opens we get in we lock up and down to business.
wont give the juicy details but i remember somewhr along the line reanswering afro's question and confirming that never say never...cos he came very fast and i didnt even notice until i felt cum in my mouth.as in directly in my throat and i actually swallowed ....reflex i guess......eeeew!!!!!!!!!!se! no!....it didnt taste too bad and i immediately kissed him back on the mouth with the same mouth . punishment for letting it in my mouth when he knows how i feel abt it.
Bros and I rearranged clothes and stepped outside ...only to realise that we had been locked in.....yea! by the silly baba gateman...I burst into lafta immedaitely and said ...see my life.if pple ask....ok aunty what were u too luking for inside iinocent little children's school on a sunday.....abi this na sunday sch???
I had to wait for rescue by the second key holder....his bro! who kept smiling one mischievious smile....funny enuff i smiled back.
fastforward to afternoon, he called me saying cynic...cynic , red alert....my folks are home....for sentimental reasons he still stays with his folks. his dad died and he wanted to give his mom some time before anoda male presence...her first born for that mata moves out again.also im buddy buddy with his mom since she'd always side with me then when we were dating wheneve we have any quarrel.this made me feel very uneasy with the escapade i had in mind.
He suggested we use their sch(a primary school)....he's the chairman...lol since his dad passed away and we decided to use the headmistress's office....u can imagine how naughty and desperate i was ....sha..we got their ..gateman opens we get in we lock up and down to business.
wont give the juicy details but i remember somewhr along the line reanswering afro's question and confirming that never say never...cos he came very fast and i didnt even notice until i felt cum in my mouth.as in directly in my throat and i actually swallowed ....reflex i guess......eeeew!!!!!!!!!!se! no!....it didnt taste too bad and i immediately kissed him back on the mouth with the same mouth . punishment for letting it in my mouth when he knows how i feel abt it.
Bros and I rearranged clothes and stepped outside ...only to realise that we had been locked in.....yea! by the silly baba gateman...I burst into lafta immedaitely and said ...see my life.if pple ask....ok aunty what were u too luking for inside iinocent little children's school on a sunday.....abi this na sunday sch???
I had to wait for rescue by the second key holder....his bro! who kept smiling one mischievious smile....funny enuff i smiled back.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
naughty me.
hi peeps.....im in a baaad......mood ...no thanks to me......i brought all this on myself....they say tht eavezsdroppazs neva hear anythn good about themselves.so so right......except in this case....i wasnt eavesdropping....i was chatsdropping......
we had a mini squabble....didnt talk for 5 days,like the good girl tht i am i decided to break the ice.i called him....and i said simply......and honestly:"i miss u".......he replied ....me too and so we were back to normal mode........
fastforward to me having some cash to cash....tautalogy i know but wu cares.....so i go to the nearest branch to me which was coincidentally his.......
i walk in its all normal we chit-chat....i cash my money and decide to play with him small.......a chat was up and i saw a colleague who happens to be a friend on his chat and i was feeling naughty and i started to read and reply the chats....as him of course......
by the way we were thrashing an issue abt the oda person not caring enuff blah blah blah( before he went off to do something.)....with him saying....im sure if i was 2 disappear......u wouldnt even miss me it'll be like u specking off a fly......and with me saying......nobody can possibly be that busy.......i call u more than u call me....i'm used to having bfs tht are usually all over me.
back to the chat i was chatsdropping so here is wht the conversation went like...
colleague:-pls call me........
me pretending to be him:-why ....wassap....still fooling around
colleague:-i have something to tell you.
me pretending to be him:-ok shoot.
colleague:-im afraid to say it but this time around i mean it.....
me pretending to be him:-shoot
after like 15 mins of convincing her to spill.....
colleague:-i want you.......
imagine my shock....as in babes now say it oh ha nowadays.....then me i must still be living in my grandmother's days of wanting to be wined and dined and persuaded....
colleague:-...........
me pretending to be him:-whts ..........
colleague:-i wana screw u......
don't know why but i was pissed!
me:-shouting over to boo.and thinking thank God we neva went past first base.......i gotta go.
boo:-wetin dey....tot u were gona close with me.......
me:-something came up....
boo:-ok ill see u off
as we walk towards the gate i say.......someone's gona call u....
boo:-who
me:-i casually mention her name
boo:-probably work related....a lilttle too quickly dismissing it with a wave of his hand.
me:-no.........she wants to screw you.........and i quicken my pace to pik up a cab.....and wave bye to him.
now the question is......why was i fucking pissed!afteralll i did something bad by reading/replying his chat and i got wht i deserved and again.......we hadnt started dating.....also.....it was the girl coming on to him.....not the oda way round.......but i cant bring myself to listen to his explanations which are more like admonishments...."why were u reading my chat.....cynic! thts even below you......i replied on the phone of course....im sorry for reading ur chat.....but i dont wana argue............
trust him to name call......."ur an impostor...reading and replying my chats and leading the girl on........
me:-ok im an impostor....sorryy but i sha still dont wana talk about this........... the other time its are u a celebrity.......now its ur an impostor.....
all in all ...this guy is tiring.....it shouldnt be this much work with someone i'm not even dating yet.plssssssssssssss
we had a mini squabble....didnt talk for 5 days,like the good girl tht i am i decided to break the ice.i called him....and i said simply......and honestly:"i miss u".......he replied ....me too and so we were back to normal mode........
fastforward to me having some cash to cash....tautalogy i know but wu cares.....so i go to the nearest branch to me which was coincidentally his.......
i walk in its all normal we chit-chat....i cash my money and decide to play with him small.......a chat was up and i saw a colleague who happens to be a friend on his chat and i was feeling naughty and i started to read and reply the chats....as him of course......
by the way we were thrashing an issue abt the oda person not caring enuff blah blah blah( before he went off to do something.)....with him saying....im sure if i was 2 disappear......u wouldnt even miss me it'll be like u specking off a fly......and with me saying......nobody can possibly be that busy.......i call u more than u call me....i'm used to having bfs tht are usually all over me.
back to the chat i was chatsdropping so here is wht the conversation went like...
colleague:-pls call me........
me pretending to be him:-why ....wassap....still fooling around
colleague:-i have something to tell you.
me pretending to be him:-ok shoot.
colleague:-im afraid to say it but this time around i mean it.....
me pretending to be him:-shoot
after like 15 mins of convincing her to spill.....
colleague:-i want you.......
imagine my shock....as in babes now say it oh ha nowadays.....then me i must still be living in my grandmother's days of wanting to be wined and dined and persuaded....
colleague:-...........
me pretending to be him:-whts ..........
colleague:-i wana screw u......
don't know why but i was pissed!
me:-shouting over to boo.and thinking thank God we neva went past first base.......i gotta go.
boo:-wetin dey....tot u were gona close with me.......
me:-something came up....
boo:-ok ill see u off
as we walk towards the gate i say.......someone's gona call u....
boo:-who
me:-i casually mention her name
boo:-probably work related....a lilttle too quickly dismissing it with a wave of his hand.
me:-no.........she wants to screw you.........and i quicken my pace to pik up a cab.....and wave bye to him.
now the question is......why was i fucking pissed!afteralll i did something bad by reading/replying his chat and i got wht i deserved and again.......we hadnt started dating.....also.....it was the girl coming on to him.....not the oda way round.......but i cant bring myself to listen to his explanations which are more like admonishments...."why were u reading my chat.....cynic! thts even below you......i replied on the phone of course....im sorry for reading ur chat.....but i dont wana argue............
trust him to name call......."ur an impostor...reading and replying my chats and leading the girl on........
me:-ok im an impostor....sorryy but i sha still dont wana talk about this........... the other time its are u a celebrity.......now its ur an impostor.....
all in all ...this guy is tiring.....it shouldnt be this much work with someone i'm not even dating yet.plssssssssssssss
Friday, December 5, 2008
Miscellanous
somthin funny just happend now in my est.thrs dis thick holdup n we get 2 d spot of d genesis and then i see a big truck surrounded by 10 okadas-by d way at d rate dis holdup in my est is going am gona buy myslf an okada soon cos i cnt aford d supa bikes or whteva dy cal it.as i was saying n then i move closer 2 d truck n c one man barechestd lying infrnt of d truck holding onto d undaside with both hands as if his whole existence depends on it,swearing vehemently n saying i wont get up from here today until he buys back my okada.5mins later dse hefty soldiers come n shoot in d air 2ce.pple dispersd but dis man just hung thr,i peruse his body 2 c if he got wounded ,nothing, zilch.i continue on my way 2 d airport shaking my end..wondas shal neva end in lagos,so im leaving las gidi behind 4 a week of fun hopefuly in dubai with ur help.dis is whr u guys come in.i nid ideas,fun places,clubs,places 2 shop 4 quality stuf,info generaly on dubai n yay im on 4weeks vac.turnd 5 weeks cos of al those juicy hols.nigeria,i hail thee.we sabi layabt lol.bera 4 me.gona mis boo but make in miss me smal 2.wink.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
oh no u didnt
2 nites ago,was in dis very very raunchy mood.we had bonded perfectly d previous day doing a marathon of 2 hrs on d phone while i was walking in circles d whole of v.i.I swear I enta some closes i dnt even know existd.imagine al dat exercise n i was smiling n giggling thruout.we talkd bt everytn unda d sun,he was suposd 2 come c me but his naugty bro tuk his car out. fastforward 2 like 9pm dn we started d rauncy sex txts
boo-i knw of phone sex 4 long dist relationships.bt dis 1 we startd...um..cynic can u finish it.
cynic-n i run my wet tongue al ova ur face,ur nose,ur dimple,ur lips,n i stop at ur earlobes,i stick my wet tong in licking in circles.
boo-growls...i bend lower n i tease ur nipls with my fingertips ffing closely with my tongue.i suck gently on ur nipls n move lower....
cynic-oh i so am getting impatient n drag ur fingas lower...
boo-i tease u thru ur panties n c ur getting wet n with a wicked smile i move back n place my tong on ur bellybutton...
cynic-i scream now take me now.i want u inside of me n dn i saw oh shit!no!i grab ur finga n put it 2 my lips n wet it thoroughly then i guide it gently in n out of me..im stupidly wet n i can fil d juices trickly down my thigh...
al this went on o 4 like 2hrs.15mins passed no response n i was damn horny...then a txt came in..excuse me boss u hv atxt msg...
boo-im at ur gate. cynic-its a lie! boo-if u dnt believE me come dwnstairs and find out.kia kia i baff up in my housecoat over pjs n creeped downstairs al d while prayn not 2 wake d house.evryone was asleep n i had 2 open our loud gate. got outside d gate..called boo.
whr are u i say...boo-so u actualy came out!im touchd im in surulere!psheeeeew!
boo-i knw of phone sex 4 long dist relationships.bt dis 1 we startd...um..cynic can u finish it.
cynic-n i run my wet tongue al ova ur face,ur nose,ur dimple,ur lips,n i stop at ur earlobes,i stick my wet tong in licking in circles.
boo-growls...i bend lower n i tease ur nipls with my fingertips ffing closely with my tongue.i suck gently on ur nipls n move lower....
cynic-oh i so am getting impatient n drag ur fingas lower...
boo-i tease u thru ur panties n c ur getting wet n with a wicked smile i move back n place my tong on ur bellybutton...
cynic-i scream now take me now.i want u inside of me n dn i saw oh shit!no!i grab ur finga n put it 2 my lips n wet it thoroughly then i guide it gently in n out of me..im stupidly wet n i can fil d juices trickly down my thigh...
al this went on o 4 like 2hrs.15mins passed no response n i was damn horny...then a txt came in..excuse me boss u hv atxt msg...
boo-im at ur gate. cynic-its a lie! boo-if u dnt believE me come dwnstairs and find out.kia kia i baff up in my housecoat over pjs n creeped downstairs al d while prayn not 2 wake d house.evryone was asleep n i had 2 open our loud gate. got outside d gate..called boo.
whr are u i say...boo-so u actualy came out!im touchd im in surulere!psheeeeew!
Monday, November 17, 2008
what the....
im seething, im fucking pissed and i wont be the first to call.....finally iv found out why he has so much scion scion.......yeah im talking abt my new boo. he pissing me off real good.....yeah ...he's scorpio thts why.......and my.......do their stings hurt??????i find tht i'm usually attracted to these kinds of pple.
just had a terrible tiff and i aint calling him no matter wht......i tried to be nicer but as the yorubas will say"eefin ni iwa" ur character is like smoke....its escapes no matter how much u try to hide it.......
we wee having our usual lovey dovey one moment and the next we're fighting.......i once told him to read a post abt my personality traits......he was telling me tht why should he...tht am i a celebrity?????tht thing pained me en!....so today o...silly me....feeling all in the lovey dovey mood now copied some parts and startted pasting it for him to read........he was giggling and laffing up until he got to the bad parts......i mean he didnt expect all rosy....did he./...am i perfect....silly him!....he had the nerves to tell me tht this last part wouldnt cut it with him and i instantly me too i gave him back....double barrel.... ""wht do u mean by it wouldnt cut it with u......did I say I want to date u ??? I said I'm planning to change that aspect of my personality not planning to lose the whole essence of me just to get ur approval........he seethed for like 10 mins and now replied......sorry my bad!.....excuse me was i supposed to start rubbing his head at this junction????/and i ended the whole thing with "whteva"....with a big exclamation mark !
lil wonder my blog crush too is a scorpio....annoying sets of pple...U LOVE THEM AND THEN U HATE THEM SOME MORE......
just had a terrible tiff and i aint calling him no matter wht......i tried to be nicer but as the yorubas will say"eefin ni iwa" ur character is like smoke....its escapes no matter how much u try to hide it.......
we wee having our usual lovey dovey one moment and the next we're fighting.......i once told him to read a post abt my personality traits......he was telling me tht why should he...tht am i a celebrity?????tht thing pained me en!....so today o...silly me....feeling all in the lovey dovey mood now copied some parts and startted pasting it for him to read........he was giggling and laffing up until he got to the bad parts......i mean he didnt expect all rosy....did he./...am i perfect....silly him!....he had the nerves to tell me tht this last part wouldnt cut it with him and i instantly me too i gave him back....double barrel.... ""wht do u mean by it wouldnt cut it with u......did I say I want to date u ??? I said I'm planning to change that aspect of my personality not planning to lose the whole essence of me just to get ur approval........he seethed for like 10 mins and now replied......sorry my bad!.....excuse me was i supposed to start rubbing his head at this junction????/and i ended the whole thing with "whteva"....with a big exclamation mark !
lil wonder my blog crush too is a scorpio....annoying sets of pple...U LOVE THEM AND THEN U HATE THEM SOME MORE......
Thursday, November 6, 2008
IM SOOOOO EXCITED
U KNOW WHEN THEY SAY WHT WILL BE WILL BE. ....GUYS IM EXCITED///////////////tHE GUY FROM MY "IYA O GBODO GBO "POST IN AUGUST....REMEMBER???...THE ONE WHO DIDNT CONSOLIDATE.....IS CONsolidating right now. pls note ...not real names......i had to edit tht .
ayo :HV U CHKD
Imo : SMILES
Imo : YUP
ayo: U SEEN IT?
Imo : JUST NOW
ayo:SO DO U KNW ME
ayo :AND WHY THE SMILE
Imo:UR CUTE..........
Imo:WAIT
Imo:AYO
Imo:WHERE U AT THAT TRAINING?
ayo :AYO WHT?
Imo :CFT AND AMLOCK?
ayo:WHC TRAINING?
ayo:YES
Imo :LIKE TWO MNTHS BACK?
Imo:AYO................
Imo :I KNOW U
ayo:THT WE FINISHED AT NITE
ayo:HOW?
Imo:I REMEMBA SEEIN GU THERE
ayo :DID U GET ME WATER>>???
Imo :AYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayo:YES
Imo:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :WHT!!!!
Imo :YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :IT IS A LIE
Imo :AYO SO IT'S U
ayo:THIOS IS UNBELIEVA\BLE
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :SO ITS U
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
Imo :TITI IWAS THE ONE U ASKED TO HELP U WITH WATER
Imo :SERIOUS
ayo :I SAID U WERE Cute but u were staring
Imo :SERIOUS
Imo:AT U?
ayo :YEP
Imo :LAFFS
ayo :WEN I WAS GISTING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS WITH MY FRIEND
Imo :SURE IT WASNT THE OTHER WAY ARD?
Imo :HOW DID U SEE ME?
ayo :I WAS FACING THE CLASS COS I WAS FACING MY FRIEND
Imo :I HAD SOMEONE SITTING ON UR LEFT
Imo :I REMEMBA NOW
Imo :AND SHE AND I WERE COMMUNICATING
ayo :YEP
ayo :ITS A SMALL WORLD
Imo :SHE WAS ALWAYS CALLING ME
Imo :ITIS
Imo :A THIS IS A TRIP!
ayo :YEP IT IS
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
ayo :THT U DID NOT CONSOLIDATE
ayo :ALL U DID WAS STARE
ayo:AND GET WATER
Imo:SMILES
Imo :SHEY
Imo :MAN ITI SI TIME TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo :SO U WERE STARING TOO U KNOW
Imo :I CAUGHT UR EYE A LOT
ayo :NOPE I WASNT
Imo:YEAH RIGHT
ayo:LIAR
ayo:U WERE STARING
Imo :DITTO TO U
Imo :MY FRIEND EVEB ASKED IF I KNOW U
Imo :COS SHE CAUGHT U
Imo :I SWEAR
ayo:AN AN
ayo:LIAR
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :U ARE NOT SERIOS
Imo :SHE SAW U
Imo :AND TOLD ME
ayo :THIOS UR MYY FRIEND MY FRIEND
Imo:I AM
ayo :,,,,,,,,,
Imo :WHY DID U ASK ME TO GET WATER?
ayo :THT MUST HAVE BEEN AFTER U STARED
ayo:AND SHE DID NOT SEE U
ayo:AND WEN I CATCH PPLE STARING
ayo :I STARE RIGHT BACK
ayo :COS U WERE THERE
ayo :OR U TOLD HER ABT THT TOO
Imo:I CAUGHT A SMILE WHEN U ASKED
Imo:NO I DIDNT
Imo :I DIDNT ANSWER HER WHNE SHE TOLD ME
ayo :I CAUGHT A LAFF WEN I ASKED
Imo:I TOLD HER TO STOP MAKING UPP STORIES OF STARES
Imo :NOPE
ayo :OK
Imo :I WAS BEING MERELY CHIVALROUS
ayo:OK O
ayo:I GIVE UP
Imo :THOT UWERE CUTE SHA
ayo :U WONT ADMIT
Imo :NEITHER WILL U
Imo :LIAR
ayo :SO NOW
ayo:U KNOW THE VOICE AND FACE
Imo:YES
Imo :VERY WELL
ayo :IM SURE IF U TELL UR FRIEND THIS STORY
ayo :SHE WONT BELIEVE
Imo :YUP
Imo:I AINT TELLING
Imo :ITS MY BIZNIS
Imo :NOT HERS
Imo :SO...
Imo:NOW U KNOW MY FACE TOO
ayo :YEP
ayo :NOW ALL THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE FALLS IN
Imo:indeed
ayo :IF U WERE NOT SCOPING ME
ayo :U WONT HAVE REMEMBERED THE WATER INCIDENCE SO VIVIDLY
Imo:laffs
ayo:YEAH AND I ADMIT
Imo:i remembad cos it was d only time a stranger spoke to me
ayo:I ASKED FOR THE WATER FROM U IN PARTICULAR
Imo:i was quite low-key there
Imo :y?
ayo :COS U WERE STARING INITIALLY
ayo :AND I WANTED TO KNOW UR KOKO
Imo:and did u?
Imo:miss starer
ayo :nope
ayo :but it revealed u were scoping me
Imo:how did u feel abt not knowing my koko
ayo :sori 10 mins
Imo :ok kid
ayo :now u wished u had consolidated
ayo :im sure u didnt cos of the babe
Imo :no dat wasnt y T
ayo :Y THEN
Imo :i didnt hv a chance
Imo:u were so far behind
ayo :INDEED
ayo:U HAD A CHANCE
ayo:IF I WERE IN UR SHOES
ayo :SINCE U TOT I WAS STARING
Imo:and we didnt hv a chance to sit near each other
ayo:MY EGO WOULD HV TOLD ME TO TRY\
Imo:yes ur right
Imo :u were so cute
Imo :and u had on these sandals i absolutely love
Imo :greco-roman sandals
Imo :rememba?
ayo:AAH
Imo :DO U REMEMBA?
ayo :U EVEN REMEBER THE SANDALS
Imo :YUP
ayo :SO U WERE SCOPING ME
Imo :I ACTUALLY CAME OUT AND LOOKED FOR U TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo:BUT U VANISHED
ayo :INDEED!
SOLIDATING AS WE SPEAK......pls see below.or better still........story continues.........
ayo :HV U CHKD
Imo : SMILES
Imo : YUP
ayo: U SEEN IT?
Imo : JUST NOW
ayo:SO DO U KNW ME
ayo :AND WHY THE SMILE
Imo:UR CUTE..........
Imo:WAIT
Imo:AYO
Imo:WHERE U AT THAT TRAINING?
ayo :AYO WHT?
Imo :CFT AND AMLOCK?
ayo:WHC TRAINING?
ayo:YES
Imo :LIKE TWO MNTHS BACK?
Imo:AYO................
Imo :I KNOW U
ayo:THT WE FINISHED AT NITE
ayo:HOW?
Imo:I REMEMBA SEEIN GU THERE
ayo :DID U GET ME WATER>>???
Imo :AYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayo:YES
Imo:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :WHT!!!!
Imo :YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ayo :IT IS A LIE
Imo :AYO SO IT'S U
ayo:THIOS IS UNBELIEVA\BLE
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :SO ITS U
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
Imo :TITI IWAS THE ONE U ASKED TO HELP U WITH WATER
Imo :SERIOUS
ayo :I SAID U WERE Cute but u were staring
Imo :SERIOUS
Imo:AT U?
ayo :YEP
Imo :LAFFS
ayo :WEN I WAS GISTING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS WITH MY FRIEND
Imo :SURE IT WASNT THE OTHER WAY ARD?
Imo :HOW DID U SEE ME?
ayo :I WAS FACING THE CLASS COS I WAS FACING MY FRIEND
Imo :I HAD SOMEONE SITTING ON UR LEFT
Imo :I REMEMBA NOW
Imo :AND SHE AND I WERE COMMUNICATING
ayo :YEP
ayo :ITS A SMALL WORLD
Imo :SHE WAS ALWAYS CALLING ME
Imo :ITIS
Imo :A THIS IS A TRIP!
ayo :YEP IT IS
ayo :I BLOGGED ABT U
ayo :THT U DID NOT CONSOLIDATE
ayo :ALL U DID WAS STARE
ayo:AND GET WATER
Imo:SMILES
Imo :SHEY
Imo :MAN ITI SI TIME TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo :SO U WERE STARING TOO U KNOW
Imo :I CAUGHT UR EYE A LOT
ayo :NOPE I WASNT
Imo:YEAH RIGHT
ayo:LIAR
ayo:U WERE STARING
Imo :DITTO TO U
Imo :MY FRIEND EVEB ASKED IF I KNOW U
Imo :COS SHE CAUGHT U
Imo :I SWEAR
ayo:AN AN
ayo:LIAR
Imo:GASKIYA
ayo :U ARE NOT SERIOS
Imo :SHE SAW U
Imo :AND TOLD ME
ayo :THIOS UR MYY FRIEND MY FRIEND
Imo:I AM
ayo :,,,,,,,,,
Imo :WHY DID U ASK ME TO GET WATER?
ayo :THT MUST HAVE BEEN AFTER U STARED
ayo:AND SHE DID NOT SEE U
ayo:AND WEN I CATCH PPLE STARING
ayo :I STARE RIGHT BACK
ayo :COS U WERE THERE
ayo :OR U TOLD HER ABT THT TOO
Imo:I CAUGHT A SMILE WHEN U ASKED
Imo:NO I DIDNT
Imo :I DIDNT ANSWER HER WHNE SHE TOLD ME
ayo :I CAUGHT A LAFF WEN I ASKED
Imo:I TOLD HER TO STOP MAKING UPP STORIES OF STARES
Imo :NOPE
ayo :OK
Imo :I WAS BEING MERELY CHIVALROUS
ayo:OK O
ayo:I GIVE UP
Imo :THOT UWERE CUTE SHA
ayo :U WONT ADMIT
Imo :NEITHER WILL U
Imo :LIAR
ayo :SO NOW
ayo:U KNOW THE VOICE AND FACE
Imo:YES
Imo :VERY WELL
ayo :IM SURE IF U TELL UR FRIEND THIS STORY
ayo :SHE WONT BELIEVE
Imo :YUP
Imo:I AINT TELLING
Imo :ITS MY BIZNIS
Imo :NOT HERS
Imo :SO...
Imo:NOW U KNOW MY FACE TOO
ayo :YEP
ayo :NOW ALL THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE FALLS IN
Imo:indeed
ayo :IF U WERE NOT SCOPING ME
ayo :U WONT HAVE REMEMBERED THE WATER INCIDENCE SO VIVIDLY
Imo:laffs
ayo:YEAH AND I ADMIT
Imo:i remembad cos it was d only time a stranger spoke to me
ayo:I ASKED FOR THE WATER FROM U IN PARTICULAR
Imo:i was quite low-key there
Imo :y?
ayo :COS U WERE STARING INITIALLY
ayo :AND I WANTED TO KNOW UR KOKO
Imo:and did u?
Imo:miss starer
ayo :nope
ayo :but it revealed u were scoping me
Imo:how did u feel abt not knowing my koko
ayo :sori 10 mins
Imo :ok kid
ayo :now u wished u had consolidated
ayo :im sure u didnt cos of the babe
Imo :no dat wasnt y T
ayo :Y THEN
Imo :i didnt hv a chance
Imo:u were so far behind
ayo :INDEED
ayo:U HAD A CHANCE
ayo:IF I WERE IN UR SHOES
ayo :SINCE U TOT I WAS STARING
Imo:and we didnt hv a chance to sit near each other
ayo:MY EGO WOULD HV TOLD ME TO TRY\
Imo:yes ur right
Imo :u were so cute
Imo :and u had on these sandals i absolutely love
Imo :greco-roman sandals
Imo :rememba?
ayo:AAH
Imo :DO U REMEMBA?
ayo :U EVEN REMEBER THE SANDALS
Imo :YUP
ayo :SO U WERE SCOPING ME
Imo :I ACTUALLY CAME OUT AND LOOKED FOR U TO CONSOLIDATE
Imo:BUT U VANISHED
ayo :INDEED!
SOLIDATING AS WE SPEAK......pls see below.or better still........story continues.........
Friday, October 24, 2008
CALLING A DOG A BAD IN ORDER TO HANG IT.
Kess,Jojo,Bibi and Fifi were friends by virtue of the fact that they attend the same junior high and were about to take their examinations for promotion onto the next half of high school....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively so naturally their talks revolved around boys most of the time.
Adrian,Kasali,Bimbo and Jack were also friends in the same clique, naturally their own conversations only revolved around girls too.....Kess's clique to be precise. Bimbo was known throughout school for his notoriety.He was a truant,he was defiant,but he had style.Kasali was just plain razz but the clique was very protective of himbecause he was very funny and kind natured,.Adrian was Mr cool....decent, gentlemanly and Mr goody too shoes.Jack was mostly freelance....rolls with the clique only some of the time but he was the most handsome
The most likely of the pairings should have been Kess with Adrian,Jojo with Bimbo....because Jojo is very cheeky, naughty,sexy and just a plain tease.Bibi with Jack(if only Jack knew of Bibi's existence and Bibi would admit to her crew that she had a lil crush on Jack)....as I said Jack.....was not usually with the crew.Kasali with no one and Fifi with no one.
That Adrian.....always behaving like a teacher's pet,obeying all school rules and ish....psheeeeew....quipped Jojo,she was wearing her legendary tight mini,rolling her big ass on her stilettos as usual.....Se replied Fifi.That Bimbo sef...na wah for him o...what do u know abt him....i heard the silly boy can just see a girl on the road....and just start dissing her like that....for no reason o....Don't mind that one one...stupid boy.....thts why he's always failing all his exams...he wont go and read his books....interjected..Fifi.Fail ke!he doesn't fail o...he can be an ass but he's very intelligent o....and i even heard if he likes you....he'll be totally decent to you.....well sha na wa for him finished Kess.
As if to prove that he's the true son of his father....Bimbo was sighted in the distance.....smiling and saying excuse me...excuse me baby....what the fuck is wrong with u sef....ur not even fine.....,he moves on to the next chick.......Hey!Hey!.....the girl in question quickens her pace but trust Bimbo to quicken his too and the girl had to turn back....seeing the girl in question had tribal marks and was quite ugly Bimbo....quickly says...en!.oh sorry...not u...not u... and laughs as he continues on his way...seeing the ladies......he calls out hi ladies......jOJO REPLIES....HEY! bIMBO.
Kess was surprised that Jojo was on speaking terms with Bimbo.....The ladies settled in their class and resume gisting since the teacher was not in yet.Secretly Kess started developing a crush on Bimbo. unknown to her Bimbo too had already told his friends that he liked her.
SO one afternoon...when they were teasing each oda bout .....guys! of course as usual....Jojo casually mentioned that I even think Bimbo likes u sef...."God forbid"....Kess snapped her fingers "tufiaka".but as things progressed....Bimbo kept on sending emissaries to her while her clique teased her constantly...he even wrote her a love letter...which she made sure she tore right when his clique was watching....Bimbo became very subdued and did not relent...even publicly telling his guys tht he really like Kess and he won't give up...until she agreess...only for Kess to find out from 3rd party gist that emanated from Adrian...that Bimbo bragged to his crew that he should be given 2 weeks and he would be in Kess's pants.Kess was now in a stae of confusion and pandemonium and rage.She marched up to BIMBO AND GAVE HIM A PIECE OF HER MIND.Bimbo's denial fell onto deaf ears....so biffs for Bimbo was birthed and Bimbo realised he no longer had a chance with Kess.
Kess was walking to class one morning when she saw a picture tht would stay in her mind forever,ADRIAN WAS CARRYING A BABY....AND HE LOOKED so so cute and vulnerable.....the birth of another crush! she imagined him and her carrying their baby together.
Adrian and Kess became close.......only for Kess to find out Bimbo was innocent and the rumour was spread by none other than innocent looking Adrian....apparently Adrian too was suckers for Adrian,All this was disclosed to Jojo by razz Kasali who felt IT WASN'T FAIR and tht they were only trying to capitalise on the fact Bimbo was a "bad' boy wheras the real McCoy was Adrian .
My peeps oya o....d ball is in your court....be gentle in ur comments cos ....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively, and Kess might just be non other than.......MIZ-CYNIC.
Adrian,Kasali,Bimbo and Jack were also friends in the same clique, naturally their own conversations only revolved around girls too.....Kess's clique to be precise. Bimbo was known throughout school for his notoriety.He was a truant,he was defiant,but he had style.Kasali was just plain razz but the clique was very protective of himbecause he was very funny and kind natured,.Adrian was Mr cool....decent, gentlemanly and Mr goody too shoes.Jack was mostly freelance....rolls with the clique only some of the time but he was the most handsome
The most likely of the pairings should have been Kess with Adrian,Jojo with Bimbo....because Jojo is very cheeky, naughty,sexy and just a plain tease.Bibi with Jack(if only Jack knew of Bibi's existence and Bibi would admit to her crew that she had a lil crush on Jack)....as I said Jack.....was not usually with the crew.Kasali with no one and Fifi with no one.
That Adrian.....always behaving like a teacher's pet,obeying all school rules and ish....psheeeeew....quipped Jojo,she was wearing her legendary tight mini,rolling her big ass on her stilettos as usual.....Se replied Fifi.That Bimbo sef...na wah for him o...what do u know abt him....i heard the silly boy can just see a girl on the road....and just start dissing her like that....for no reason o....Don't mind that one one...stupid boy.....thts why he's always failing all his exams...he wont go and read his books....interjected..Fifi.Fail ke!he doesn't fail o...he can be an ass but he's very intelligent o....and i even heard if he likes you....he'll be totally decent to you.....well sha na wa for him finished Kess.
As if to prove that he's the true son of his father....Bimbo was sighted in the distance.....smiling and saying excuse me...excuse me baby....what the fuck is wrong with u sef....ur not even fine.....,he moves on to the next chick.......Hey!Hey!.....the girl in question quickens her pace but trust Bimbo to quicken his too and the girl had to turn back....seeing the girl in question had tribal marks and was quite ugly Bimbo....quickly says...en!.oh sorry...not u...not u... and laughs as he continues on his way...seeing the ladies......he calls out hi ladies......jOJO REPLIES....HEY! bIMBO.
Kess was surprised that Jojo was on speaking terms with Bimbo.....The ladies settled in their class and resume gisting since the teacher was not in yet.Secretly Kess started developing a crush on Bimbo. unknown to her Bimbo too had already told his friends that he liked her.
SO one afternoon...when they were teasing each oda bout .....guys! of course as usual....Jojo casually mentioned that I even think Bimbo likes u sef...."God forbid"....Kess snapped her fingers "tufiaka".but as things progressed....Bimbo kept on sending emissaries to her while her clique teased her constantly...he even wrote her a love letter...which she made sure she tore right when his clique was watching....Bimbo became very subdued and did not relent...even publicly telling his guys tht he really like Kess and he won't give up...until she agreess...only for Kess to find out from 3rd party gist that emanated from Adrian...that Bimbo bragged to his crew that he should be given 2 weeks and he would be in Kess's pants.Kess was now in a stae of confusion and pandemonium and rage.She marched up to BIMBO AND GAVE HIM A PIECE OF HER MIND.Bimbo's denial fell onto deaf ears....so biffs for Bimbo was birthed and Bimbo realised he no longer had a chance with Kess.
Kess was walking to class one morning when she saw a picture tht would stay in her mind forever,ADRIAN WAS CARRYING A BABY....AND HE LOOKED so so cute and vulnerable.....the birth of another crush! she imagined him and her carrying their baby together.
Adrian and Kess became close.......only for Kess to find out Bimbo was innocent and the rumour was spread by none other than innocent looking Adrian....apparently Adrian too was suckers for Adrian,All this was disclosed to Jojo by razz Kasali who felt IT WASN'T FAIR and tht they were only trying to capitalise on the fact Bimbo was a "bad' boy wheras the real McCoy was Adrian .
My peeps oya o....d ball is in your court....be gentle in ur comments cos ....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively, and Kess might just be non other than.......MIZ-CYNIC.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
happily eva afta?
I'm too cynical 2 believe they'll live happily ever after.my aunts i.v 4 her wedding just got to me now through an emmissary from my grandpa at the villa.sometimes I'm so proud of my grandpa,his mind is still very sharp and his writing is even better than mine at 87.whao!wish i could scan d letter sef.You are wondering why its my grandpa who hd 2 send these i.vs 2 us se, my mom and aunt had a big fallout when my mom told her 2 get out of our house.u see my mom thinks this aunt of ours who by d way is 43,was spoilt by their parents cos she's d last born and she feels dis contributed in my no means a small way 2 not finding a husband up until now.Im happy 4 her but cant help wondering about certain thns.1.is she marryn dis guy becos she loves him and/or for companionship.does love even mata at dat age anymo?my silly sis even had 2 mention that if there's hope for my aunt at 43,then there's hope for her at 26-silly girl,she claims its been a while since she's been bn toasted.2.does dis guy hv kids already,according 2 d i.v,they will be married in a gospel church so im sure he is not married at the moment.3.he looks younger like late 30s but then again my sis says men look younger than woman at that age.4.if he's divorced.does he have kids?wil he b committed 2 having more kids with my aunt as she who is nearing menopause or oops 4 all I knw she migt have hit menopause..we are not close so i wouldn't knw.ultimately,im happy 4 her n wish her d best thou i must confess I belong 2 the school of thought that feels that can my aunt truly make any man happy?cos she's a tad bit selfish but i guess :love conquers all.and airi ru e ri,a fin deruba oloro ni.
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