lil miz-cynic was skipping down the road with her aide camp(her lil sis).....skip skip skip skip.....they ran into 2 lil kids..(sistas )and 2 more lil kids came out to play.lil miz-cynic stood by and said to lil sis...."lets watch how they play."..lil girl A says to lil girl B "remove her pant"pointing to lil girl C....lil miz-cynic watched with her mouth hanging open...as lil girl A started to lick lil girl C'S BOM-BOM.....at least for a full 3 mins....lil miz-cynic closes her open mouth and moved forward with lil sis pointing to lil girl B...she yelled.."bottom opener".....then to lil girl A .."bottom licker"nyama!...even though they all became friends....lil miz-cynic neva allowed bottom opener and licker to have their way with her or her lil sis...and told all of the neighbourhood kids about the incidence and they were nickname bottom opener and bottom licker thereafter.
"tell us a story, tell us a story....lil miz-cynic tugged at daddy cynic's trouser one day."lil mizcynic....iv exhausted all my stories...leave me alone....pls daddy , pls daddy...cried lil miz-cynic....okay said daddy cynic......(i must mention here tht lil miz-cynic's muslim name is Shakirat)...here goes the story says daddy cynic ..."once upon a time""..."time time" replied lil miz-cynic excitedly......as she gathered all her other sibs to listen to daddy's story....daddy cynic contiued..."there was a shark and a rat......her other sibs burst out laffing.....lil mizcynic was very upset and she started to punch daddy cynic in the shoulders......saying....a shark and a rat indeed!
S-H-A-K-I-R-A-T....shark and rat...a combination of nher muslim name.
to be continued......(my browser is acting up!)
Saturday, February 7, 2009
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Those two kids who were licking bottoms are sooooo wrong on soooo many levels...
Oh my God, wonder what those kids saw to make them lick each others bombom...probably walked in on an adult doing it or saw it in a movie...
Innocence gone!!!
lmao @ A shark and a Rat...
I think you missed a 'u' cynic. Its actually: Shakiratu! hehe
@k:-now i wonder why lil kids will do tht sort of thing....becos they're little i still maintain.....forgive them for they know not wht they are doing.
@afrobabe:-come to think of it now...their parents thn were young and just came back to settle frm jand so mayb...too much porn....e.t.c
@doug:-lol at the its shakiratu....either ways it sounds sexy still...come to think of it the arbic spelling is shakeerah*wink*
confirmed Brain Touch my girl...which kind ass licking story be that abeg?
@baroque-its a true life story.
Kids! I remember I had neighbours who used to taste each others urine!
wow, kids! thats like so wrong...... probably they saw it on tv....... where's d childhood innocence
so Shakirat........lol!
@lusciousron:-kids do stupid stupid things sha.
@funms_:-im sure they saw it on tv....no one calls me shakirat
real anyama i would have been traumatised!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol at your Dad
that my mum's muslim name dear
we do the whole play with her name thingy in the kitchen...shaki(the part of a cow that houses its shit)....yummy!!!!!!!!!!
errrr so what do people call you.
@ibiluv:-been wanting to ask u sef...can u marry a xtian?
yes o those kids were disgusting then and still disusting now.
@temite:-nice try!
The azz linking story is a joke right?
Shark and Rat meaning SHAKIRAT very nice
its not o....weird things happen...i remember it vividly cos it was weird to me even them
Good heavens! I didn't read this post o!
RE: Your profile says you're in LasGidi. Watch out, i might be sitting by your side at an event!
@doll:-for real o
@aloofar:-yea right!
Ewww........true Life story! What kind of kids are those, and what have they been exposed too?
i second the 'nyama...'
LOL, im sure we all did worse things as kids
@sirius:-its sad wht kids are being exposed to these days or those days cos this was like some twenty something years ago
@jinta:-i still use that word for anything"grose".
@sprezatura:are u sure abt tht...the worst thing i ever did was steal mom's raw rice and cook it in small make believe pots with sand...while playing mummy.
Wow...
That kids story was something!Kids pick up negative habits very easily which is why we should be careful what we do around them before we lead the young ones astray.
Adults have the responsiblity of acting right before kids. Those kids did what they did cuz some adults failed in their responsibilities.
Shaki...sexy!
@aphro:-yels o,i intend to be quite strict withn raising my kids viz a viz all this media craze.
@007:-mayb kids were watching their parents go at it.
yea....shakeerah shakeerah
ewwww..wow..thats shocking..i wonder what they'll be doing now that they r grown up..
lol @ ur dad!
howz ur job going??
@burra:-werin dey girl...how sch tooo.i wonder too o.my job staarted in a market branch unfortunately....just like i predicted.
hey girl
i have come out or hiding but have changed url and name, swing by when u can
Jarrai-gambian girl
those kids probably saw some adults doing that.
@jarrai:-werin dey girl...missed u....i hope all can access this ur new url.....sorry..the haters didnt allow u to keep the jarrai blogspot...dnt mind them jare ...if they wan chase u commot for earth them no fit chase u comot for heaven.lol.
uzezi:-we have to be protective of our kids o
i don't know how i missed the children bottom licking!!!!!!!!!hahahahahah....the things kids do!
Don't mind them haters....useless bunch
Jeezaloo...world dont spoil. Oya come continue kia kia.
@wordmerchant:-yes o....we were kids then...the age of innocence.....
@parakeet:-the story shall continue o......its just tht im busier with my new role so no time to post.
You gusy shoud stop that messing up with my name ooooooo
Its simple Shakirat meaning (The one who is Grateful.
But you know most of us have done worst when we were kids too.
Anyway thx 4 d comment on my blog..And am just 92.
Which part of the island do u stay?..Seems dis is my first time here..Let me go snoop 4 more gist..And hey u have another follower..See ya..catch ya..Later
catch ya larer too spicytee.at least u werent so hard on the kids...they didnt know any better
eeeeeeeewwwwwww!
that said, "poor kids"!
lol @ Shark and Rat...
how is life as the HOP?
@smargd:-life as HOP is cool o...thank God I was given a small branch for now,my dad was like tht wen we were kids
, the story telling type....d dance and u get samco icecream type...the play thriller for all neighbourhood kids type.
@oulwadee:-yes now,they licked bom-boms....shark and rat.
i just might be contacting u for some tips on my wedding when the time is right.
Ewwww @ Bombom lickers. At that young age kwa!
LOL @ Shark and rat. E be like say you get plenty tori o. :D
Is this real? The Bobom licker and the Bombom opener?
Now, I am lost!
Hi Shakirat! Lol!
@originality:-thts my nick name for u(u remember faze's originality album).....yes o. those kids were weird , even then.about the stories, i try.
@dammy:-it is real o, bottom opener and licker.....though come to think of it...bottom opener was older...and she's dead now(she was sick)...may her soul rest in perfect peace.im sure bottom licker cant even remember the episode or tht she used to lick bottoms
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