boy:-your father is a thief!
girl:-en! wetin u say, abemi?
boy:-cos he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
girl:-i said leave me alone, na by force, i said i'm not dating you
boy:-u see, i cant leave u alone......"your name has been written on the chapel of the cathedral of my heart"
boy:-excuse me,excuse me,excuse....
girl:-yes....
boy:-its like , when i saw u, my heart started doing me somehow and i knew i just had to talk to you
girl:-en en
boy:-will u be my girlfriend?
girl:-just like that, is it a beans?
boy:-ok....you can go!
wtf!
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lmao @ the last one....... where did u get these from....hehehehe
Lol...........hard to get has landed d gal in wahala.....too bad,dis is hillarious
Lol at these lines, the last one is so annoying! lol
@FUNMS:-the last one actually happened to my sister....very crude guy i tell u.im sure he didnt mean it like tht but tht was wht came out.
@juiceegal:-if someone wants to even agree, na dat kin person one will agree for .pshewwww!
@writefreak:-very very annoying.
lollllllllll@ ur father is a thief,
dat kind one na *abara be d best reply :-)
LOL.."the chapel of the cathedral of my heart"! What the heck??? n ur poor sister...lol the stupid boy "ok you can go"? who was asking him for permission to leave b4?
Gosh!!The first one was the funniest for me!
What about this one, it's quite common I think:
Guy:Did it hurt?
Girl:Hurt?
Guy:When you fell from heaven cuz you must be an angel!
Lol @ "the chapel of the cathedral of my heart".. And he was the pope ni?
Thank the Lord we still get away with slaping guys
lol, abeg they are trying their best. I once had some dude in LONDON pour chat up line in IBO for like 5 minutes straight. As in, i could not even open my mouth again
lool!
One dude tols me friend once..'oju e be sapphire, why dont you be my lover?'
lmao...Y r dudes soo corny???
omd, this is too hilarious!!! Nice one!
lg:-tht one happened to me o and u sabi say i no dey dull thts why i quickly said ab'emi.....until i come hear clarification and hissed.shio!
@tiwa:-o su mi o...like
they were asking him for permission to leave , like he did not beg for an audience.oniranu
@lady x:-ur fada is a thief bii ti bawo?yes o iv heard tht one too, they are all same family
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@roc:-na wa o....no be only post he be...baptist and jehovah witness gan sef join am...
@nice anon;-no mind dem,na today,wey yansh don dey for back?
@ibi:-slapping reminds me of a lil incident now...one irritating situation whc i wanted to include, i watched it happen life and direct....the girl sha slapped this guy wai!....before i could wonder wht happened , his friends stood up as if in protest to the injustice done their friends by this babe...d guy now said..."eyin guys e fisi le...well sha,love ni...."i couldnt help laffn
@jayla:-for real!!!???d-e-s-p-e-r-a-d-o
@brokeass:-na eminem be tht ofe rhyme, ode oshi, saphire ko,sopiha ni....nonsense?
@tigeress:-i swear they all happened so close to home as in me and my sis.d first 2 na me, the last one my sis.
LMAO. All these for you? That one about Cathedral cracked me up. Tooo funny!
lol..ist time here!!u cracked me up!!wen i saw....ur father is a thief i read the topic again.. ws like am i not supposed to be reading corny lines?!then i read the second line and i cldnt stop laughing!!!lmao!!
Cracking up for real.
lol@ ...'Cathedral of my heart'.
I wonder if guys still use that line. That would be a good laugh!
This was too funny, esp. the last lines!
Ag
lol rily,i need2read dis agian
hahahahahaha..i can't believe some men still use these lines, unreal!!! lol
i cant believe guys still use such corny lines, no i absolutely refuse to believe it.... hahaa
terrible terrible corny lines!
pshew!
lol.., at least it is not a guy walking up to u n telling u... I love ur chest!!!!!!!!!! i mean really!
did this really happen?
@MGBEKS:-YES O CATHEDRAL OF THE CHAPEL...EVEN DIOCESE SEF OF HIS HEART.LOL
@leggy:-me sef i was like abi dis guy don kolo ni?
@luscious:-for their sakes i hope they don't
@wellsbaba:-lol.
@wordmerchant:-some still use corny lines o, mayb i should start keeping a journal sef
@OPTIMIZ:-THEY WANA USE AM DIE!
@tyger:-imagine!
@love paprika:-i love your chest....I too go say oh rily??!!!me sef i would have liked ur dick , it just looks too tiny from here.
@musco:-it did o
@oenelope:-it rained in schs in naij, did u sch in naij?
lmao!! my heart started doing me some how hahhaha
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