Sunday, June 3, 2012

...a few of my favourite things

Watching Roger Federer on a tennis court...................................graceful.
Listening to Nas's "ether".............................................................biffs at its finest
Eating Nando's chocolate cake......................................................orgasmic
Clubbing with my girls on a lazy Saturday nite...............................the days......
Watching Love and Basktball again.................. .............              surreal
Blowing my husband....................................................................powerful (insert naughty wink)
Hanging out with seven of my best buddies...................................dramatic
Walking on a sunny day in Manchester.........................................pure bliss
Watching episodes of spartacus involving Agron and
Soaking in a warm bubble bath....................................................relaxing
Returning to my blog after more than a year..................................nostalgic.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

part 2

as i was coming out cos by now i was so relaxed in her company............
egyptian:-'Your zipper is undone, pls zip it up'...with half a chuckle.  
mizcynic:-why are u smiling like that?
egyptian:-its just that people could think we have been up to something.
mizcynic:-what?how?!chuckling too , I replied "its not possible".
egyptian:-why?!don't be too sure.....u're really looking very hot tonight, mizcynic....with a flirty smile, "been wanting to kiss u all night".

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, random thots just started flying thru my head
my Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde sides started having conversations in my head.......
Dr Jekyl:-This is so weird, wrong even.I had better bail before she grabs me and kisses me and......
Mr find out you are enjoying it and start to respond
Dr Jekyl:-ENJOYING IT KE!God forbid?....I'm not a lesbain now
Mr Hyde:-with a naughty smile....aren't you just a little bit curious see how that glorious hair of hers ...would feel,to see if when you touch her her nipples she'll flinch ...or moan just a see if things got a lil further , you'll derive a smug satisfaction knowing that u touched her down there are she was moaning uncontrollably and then you just stop midway and say sorry babe i gotta go,i can';t do this
Dr Jekyl:-that would be wicked!
Mr Hyde:-so.....u were thinking along those lines....with a soft teasing chuckle.
Dr Jekyl:-of course not....infact I had better leave before I allow u put unholy thots into my head...besides I AM ENGAGED! a man!I am HETEROSEXUAL....very much so.

mizcynic:-"babe, I gotta go"...after minutes of uncomfortable silence that I was trying to make uncomfortable by inserting random gists
egyptian:-"now?! really,we should set another date for the movie".....
mizcynic:-yeah, will let u know
egyptian:-I'll see u off

We go downstairs , she waited with me for a while until the bus came and when I was about to enter she pulled me back and hugged me...."a little too tight"...chuckled Mr HYDE.

Monday, January 10, 2011

LG ordered me to

story story......ok since it was gist LG asked for here goes

Pls solve this riddle for me o, my pple,chic from egypt in my class, pretty,cute, nice healthy hair...excuse me that im describing a female in detail but you'll soon see why..... a lil snobbish....still on the fence about whether i wana be her friend or not cos for me she blows hot and cold......this is how we met.

 Some students from my class including her headed to the cafeteria with a guy volunteering to explain a particular topic to us, a nigerian btw,during the discussion.....egyptian girl decides to bring up what happened in class earlier,my first class btw cos i resumed late, apparently she already had a reputation for being a snob.....egyptian girl:why were those silly indian peeps hating on me cos i told the lecturer the truth abt their presentation which was horrible btw...i couldnt resist the urge...mizcynic: why do u care?,especially as you didnt seem to care when you were putting down their presentation  infront of the entire class.turning around to see who dared to speak to her majesty that way,egytian chic: i was only giving an honest opinion.....mizcynic: honesty is another thing, not having anythn positive or good to say about a presentation other pple worked their ass off researching  no matter how bad you think it is is another.egytian girl: positive critisms are good....mizcynic: even the lecturer who in this case had a superior opinion by all of our standards had something good to say to every group,bottomline, say what is good or keep quiet! needless to say everybody labelled me vocal from then on, apparently the group consisted of her fans.

Truthfully I wasnt biffing this chic infact if i wasnt 100% heterosexual , i might even admit an attraction,I liked her.I thot she was gutsy.I also liked that she had nice hair to to mention a cute butt (at least to me),surprisng after the conversation something changed, she wanted to be my friend...not the reaction i expected but I didnt mind.

In subsequent days we had some other playful banters,exchanging supposedly flirty times like wen her group went around telling other groups not to ask question during one of our major presentations so that we wuld only have the lecturers asking questions, only to get to the presentation and one member of her group trying to sabotage other groups presentation by asking too tricky questions, i got angry cos they did it to my group so I decided to retaliate.

they were the last group so The lecturer said...last group, how does it girl said....they are so lucky....they got to take ideas from other pples presentation to which i shot back , not so lucky because we get to also ask them more questions since we now have all finished our presentations and we have nothing to lose, apparently the indian sect in my class of whc I was getting quite close to a few of its members detested her and couldnt understand how someone they liked so much(me) could be friends with someone they hated so much (her).It was like the lion being close friends to the lamb, of my own indian friends actually started to call her my girlfriend( i suspect she was a lil jealous) to whc i just laughed off.sorry back to the gist at hand.....i started firing off difficult questions...they were stammering, this only mad ethe biffers follow suit with more horrible questions and punctures to their argument, the lecturer had to end it by saying we were being unfair.....after the class, i noticed she was sulking so i went over to her and apologised, told her they shda kept to their side of the bargain especially since they were the pioneers of the idea of "no questions".we kissed and made up[figuratively)..get ur minds outta the gutter.

She told me abt her boyfriend back home not calling and of this hot date she was having that nite, i asked to meet him she said she wanted alone time with him and she wanted to meet him first.She was all dressed up and looking very sexy. I told her I'd like all the juicy details wen she got back.Next morning she called me to the side and said....She had a good time but thr was something bad tht he said tht she did not like...ill edit most of the gist cos of time but the koko is sha tht after the dinner they ended up at hers and made out, drank,smoked,yea...she smokes. He crashed for a bit and when he wanted to start forcing her to do more than than smooching, she asked him oh ha, what is it....what do u want?.....dude(read as dumb dude)said i wana fuck you.I was flabbergasted....I said just like that.....who says that?she said as soon as she explained to him that sorry tht wasnt wht she was looking for he started apologising saying he thot that was wht she wanted , that most of this english chics he meets just wana fuck after a nite out.....she said ....not me!....he apologised and started treating her better by calling, saying romantic stuff...."I listened and careful!but you can go with the flow.

Fastforward to a week larer she invited me for a movie and I was to meet up in her room, my first time of going to her room.we gisted , generally teased and had a good time and we forgot about the movie while waiting for asda.somewhr along the lines i went to the ladies and i think i forgot to buckle up my belt as i was coming out cos by now i was so relaxed in her company............

to be continued.........gotta go read small. owo ko gbodo jona(money must not burn)

plssssssssssssssssssss watch this

Monday, November 22, 2010



Saturday, October 16, 2010


ENJOY!I chose the options with the lyrics cos i want you guys to feel the song like I do.comments welcomed.btw.This song depicts my final feelings at the end of one relationship like that i had.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010


Against all should I say odds ni o or stress ni o, I have done my introduction to my boo....nice anon,mgbeks,all of una who dey ask everytime,thanks for ur love and concern o. It went well, wish I could show pix but.......

Plenty of gist leading up to the thing o........

1.He  is from a part of Lagos that we the "ara-oke"(peeps from the western naij) do not take too seriously because of their highly liberal lifestyle, father cynic said he does not think he's be serious wihout mincing words.Tht is even without me telling him that his mom has had 4 husbands in her lifetime. 
2.what is the profession of parents? woman, anoda no-no for father business....all these business are we sure wht exactly  the nature of this business is.could be coke!
3.why the rush!father cynic said-it is suspicious , like he wants to do it by force before u go to school....he must have hidden agenda.
4.your mom said u threatened to add registry to it.......father cynic said......why is it a must for u to do tht before u go, can't u be ok with just the introduction...btw i threatened mom cos she was not even down  with the introducion tht we shall go and do the registry in secret without telling her....but i was only joking.
mama cynic:-*shouting* registry will join u together without seeing ur parents...lailai....they will not i trust them
father cynic:-joko sibe,mo ka a ninu newspaper lojo yen pe N10,000 ni renting father and mother each.won kan ma rent obi ni now.translate to....i read in then papers the other day that its just N10,000 to rent father and mother,sit down there, they will just rent parents now.....
cynic:-daddy , me i was just joking o,oya mama cynic why are u against this intro
mama cynic:-because i dont want any man to" pale le e lori."..translate.....lay claims to u thereby blocking any other man
cynic|:-but i am very sure this is the man i wana spend the rest of my life with.
mama cynic:-what if u get to uk and find a better man......(richer....she means).

fast forward to the intro day......picture of my mom hugging boo and crying,telling him to take good care of me.and saying u are now my son.

to be continued.........btw boo will kill me if he saw this, he is a very private person who disapproves of me blogging but trust me......i won't stop blogging till i retire!lol.reminds me of one silly chorus tro one rap song when we were young...."i won;t stop rocking till i retire".

Monday, July 26, 2010

bringing sexy back and other miscellanous gists

I was making out like i like to call it cos there was no actual sex invloved, there were lots of ass grabbing, lip biting,ear licking,neck biting,gymnastics....all of which I think are essential to me having a fab time at it.There was a new essential element I did not realise would make this one of the top three mind blowing experiences i have had in my entire new hair-cut.
I didnt realise my short hair would actually be tagged bringing sexy back cos I was relunctant to cut the hair, at the salon the lady cutting it had to say "aunty ar u sure u are ready to cut this hair at all.....cos i kept screaming, not too short, not to low....pls i want to be able to fix other stuff on it.yada yada ya.......

But on the day of the my peeps....(nice anon, mgbeks etc) are probably used to tht term by now.In ectasy the guy just kept on my short not a low cut, its like all this low back bob but u see i used to have long hair or at the very least more than average length and i dont recall guys even pulling at it or anythn , they touch, caress,but never pull at it.but somehow sha, mayb cos the hand also has lots of contact with my scalp or the guy kept on whispering"oh my God, your hair is sexy...while pulling it i dont know or the sensations that was directly going to my brain then to the core of my end the matter I will say the hair is

To other gists, I am in the process of making a decision and i might not mind blogsville input.
I'm thinking of going to school, for a postgraduate in a course related to my first course, btw I'm a banker, which technically has nothing to do with my first course which is in the sciences, but because of the passion, I want to study something related to that course but I'm scared it would mess up with the 6 and half yrs banking experience I already have which means I will have to start from scratch in this my chosen field cos I dont have any relevenat work esperience.What do u guys think?

Also my bobo and I are in he has asked me to marry him  and I have said yes but  He is not ready for the wedding asper cost implications and all....,I want to go to school in September for a year, He proposed we do an introduction now then wedding next year,what do u guys think? intro now and wedding after my masters.?I have had interesting advice so far and I won't mind other perspectives.pls explain your perspective

Tuesday, April 6, 2010


Here are some famous quotes of Sir Winston churchill I came accross,those i liked and am feeling....

Just thought deeply about some and realised it could be taken seriously or un-serously, some of them made sense and still made me laugh......soothing cos I'm quite unhappy....something at work...they say I worry easily....well ,mayb i do.

here goes......

1.Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady

Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would

drink it. -- His reply

serves her right in my opinion......"elenu gbongbo"....its no surprise na she talk this second one too...lady astor my foot!she is just an "iya isonu".

2.Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:

"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."

funny cos,being drunk is temporary, u will sleep it over....and the next morning u'd be fine but ugliness?,....except for plastic surgery sha o.

3.Americans always try to do the right thing --

after they've tried everything else.

this is sha better, nigerians ,we will never do the right thing even after we have tried several sorts of shady ways.

4.. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

cocky and funny statement....i choose to look at it like this......He is cocky and darn sure of himself that he will make history also, he is mocking  the bias of people who write /say good things about themselves

5.If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.

what I think Lagos State is fast becoming a poster-child for......too much tax and laws....the one tht pissed me off most recently is the one of build something on your land or it gets revoked.

6.The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

yea, i so agree....some people now even say the truth is relative.....its not relative (these are the devil's advocate), its just the distortion...there is only one truth in any situation and it is always thr.

7.An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.

bootlickers....hear it, na u the crocodile wey u dey worship...u know that boss in your office....whom u bootlick at the expense of your colleagues,go chop u sef one day.

8.We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

whao, this man to me in the literary world is next to sure he was taking a swipe at United Kingdom especially with the crazy tax they pay there.they will soon tax themselves to
I imagine a man in the bucket true true....trying to carry himself by the handle and its laughable.

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.

this reminds me of an adlib in yoruba......"olopa ewo n tepe"

translate to...fine u're a police man.....its bad enuff ure going to charge me for whateva offence u think i've committed,so which one come bring curse ontop of am.....ok ur a fanatic u wont change ur opinions.....fine then shut the hell up!.

them plenty....but i'll stop here my peeps,whts ur two cents?

lest i forget....all tributes to Sir WINSTON CHURCHILL FOR ALL HIS wonderful quotes.bros i bow o.tuale! sir.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


I am feeling very lazy to do a post but I'll post this all the same.

The Basics

Hair Color: Jet Black

Eye Color: brown

Height: 5"8

Profession: Banker(lately I wish I was a chef)

Religious views: Muslim

My Favorites

Favorite Movie: Sound Of music

Favorite Hobby: Gisting

Favorite Song/Singer:Dido, Sade ,avril lavigne,whitney (notice Im on a first name basis with

Favorite Vacation Destination: Paris(neva been thr),Dubai,Seychelles

Favorite Animal: Cat

Favorite Childhood Memory: when  we go to Apapa amusement park.

Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

Coke or Pepsi : nah

Beer or Wine: non-alcoholic wine

Coffee or Tea: both

Apple Juice or O.J.: o.j,wetin be o.j(O.J Simpson).orange juice

Facebook or MySpace:  facebook

Cats or Dogs: cats

Boxers or Briefs: paynt.(panties)

Rain or Shine : shine

Chips or Popcorn:chips

Salty or Sweet: sweet

Plane or Boat: plane

Morning or Night: night if i won't be mugged.

Movie or Play: Movie

Walk or Drive: as in , long distance or short distance?if na short distance,walk-romantic, if na long distance,walk na suffer head o

Money or Love:! i think

Forgiveness or Revenge: the next time u wana fuck with me, u think twice.

House or Apartment: apartment abeg, cleaning will be easier

Do You?

Have Any Children: no , i wish!

Smoke: nope.neva!

Drink: nope!

Exercise: i wish!i walk distances,sporadically.

Spend Your Life On Facebook: why?!

Play On A Sports Team:i wish!

Belong To Any Organizations: does jaycees in uni count

Love Your Job:nope,as long as its called a job

Like To Cook: Yep

Play An Instrument: I wish!


Dance: I like to think so

Speak Multiple Languages:yes. english and yoruba and understand a bit of hausa.

Have You Ever

Stolen Anything: maybe when i was little.

Been Drunk Before Noon: how?!

Got Caught Telling A Lie: yes o

Been Arrested: ehn! maka why?!

Cheated On A Test:  in secondary sch i was known for my "longsightedness"

Failed A Class: ............yeah.its humbling