naughty me.

hi peeps.....im in a baaad......mood ...no thanks to me......i brought all this on myself....they say tht eavezsdroppazs neva hear anythn good about themselves.so so right......except in this case....i wasnt eavesdropping....i was chatsdropping......

we had a mini squabble....didnt talk for 5 days,like the good girl tht i am i decided to break the ice.i called him....and i said simply......and honestly:"i miss u".......he replied ....me too and so we were back to normal mode........

fastforward to me having some cash to cash....tautalogy i know but wu cares.....so i go to the nearest branch to me which was coincidentally his.......

i walk in its all normal we chit-chat....i cash my money and decide to play with him small.......a chat was up and i saw a colleague who happens to be a friend on his chat and i was feeling naughty and i started to read and reply the chats....as him of course......

by the way we were thrashing an issue abt the oda person not caring enuff blah blah blah( before he went off to do something.)....with him saying....im sure if i was 2 disappear......u wouldnt even miss me it'll be like u specking off a fly......and with me saying......nobody can possibly be that busy.......i call u more than u call me....i'm used to having bfs tht are usually all over me.

back to the chat i was chatsdropping so here is wht the conversation went like...

colleague:-pls call me........

me pretending to be him:-why ....wassap....still fooling around

colleague:-i have something to tell you.

me pretending to be him:-ok shoot.

colleague:-im afraid to say it but this time around i mean it.....

me pretending to be him:-shoot

after like 15 mins of convincing her to spill.....

colleague:-i want you.......

imagine my shock....as in babes now say it oh ha nowadays.....then me i must still be living in my grandmother's days of wanting to be wined and dined and persuaded....

colleague:-...........

me pretending to be him:-whts ..........

colleague:-i wana screw u......

don't know why but i was pissed!

me:-shouting over to boo.and thinking thank God we neva went past first base.......i gotta go.

boo:-wetin dey....tot u were gona close with me.......

me:-something came up....

boo:-ok ill see u off

as we walk towards the gate i say.......someone's gona call u....

boo:-who

me:-i casually mention her name

boo:-probably work related....a lilttle too quickly dismissing it with a wave of his hand.

me:-no.........she wants to screw you.........and i quicken my pace to pik up a cab.....and wave bye to him.


now the question is......why was i fucking pissed!afteralll i did something bad by reading/replying his chat and i got wht i deserved and again.......we hadnt started dating.....also.....it was the girl coming on to him.....not the oda way round.......but i cant bring myself to listen to his explanations which are more like admonishments...."why were u reading my chat.....cynic! thts even below you......i replied on the phone of course....im sorry for reading ur chat.....but i dont wana argue............

trust him to name call......."ur an impostor...reading and replying my chats and leading the girl on........

me:-ok im an impostor....sorryy but i sha still dont wana talk about this........... the other time its are u a celebrity.......now its ur an impostor.....

all in all ...this guy is tiring.....it shouldnt be this much work with someone i'm not even dating yet.plssssssssssssss

Miscellanous

somthin funny just happend now in my est.thrs dis thick holdup n we get 2 d spot of d genesis and then i see a big truck surrounded by 10 okadas-by d way at d rate dis holdup in my est is going am gona buy myslf an okada soon cos i cnt aford d supa bikes or whteva dy cal it.as i was saying n then i move closer 2 d truck n c one man barechestd lying infrnt of d truck holding onto d undaside with both hands as if his whole existence depends on it,swearing vehemently n saying i wont get up from here today until he buys back my okada.5mins later dse hefty soldiers come n shoot in d air 2ce.pple dispersd but dis man just hung thr,i peruse his body 2 c if he got wounded ,nothing, zilch.i continue on my way 2 d airport shaking my end..wondas shal neva end in lagos,so im leaving las gidi behind 4 a week of fun hopefuly in dubai with ur help.dis is whr u guys come in.i nid ideas,fun places,clubs,places 2 shop 4 quality stuf,info generaly on dubai n yay im on 4weeks vac.turnd 5 weeks cos of al those juicy hols.nigeria,i hail thee.we sabi layabt lol.bera 4 me.gona mis boo but make in miss me smal 2.wink.