Tuesday, November 25, 2008

oh no u didnt

2 nites ago,was in dis very very raunchy mood.we had bonded perfectly d previous day doing a marathon of 2 hrs on d phone while i was walking in circles d whole of v.i.I swear I enta some closes i dnt even know existd.imagine al dat exercise n i was smiling n giggling thruout.we talkd bt everytn unda d sun,he was suposd 2 come c me but his naugty bro tuk his car out. fastforward 2 like 9pm dn we started d rauncy sex txts
boo-i knw of phone sex 4 long dist relationships.bt dis 1 we startd...um..cynic can u finish it.
cynic-n i run my wet tongue al ova ur face,ur nose,ur dimple,ur lips,n i stop at ur earlobes,i stick my wet tong in licking in circles.
boo-growls...i bend lower n i tease ur nipls with my fingertips ffing closely with my tongue.i suck gently on ur nipls n move lower....
cynic-oh i so am getting impatient n drag ur fingas lower...
boo-i tease u thru ur panties n c ur getting wet n with a wicked smile i move back n place my tong on ur bellybutton...
cynic-i scream now take me now.i want u inside of me n dn i saw oh shit!no!i grab ur finga n put it 2 my lips n wet it thoroughly then i guide it gently in n out of me..im stupidly wet n i can fil d juices trickly down my thigh...
al this went on o 4 like 2hrs.15mins passed no response n i was damn horny...then a txt came in..excuse me boss u hv atxt msg...
boo-im at ur gate. cynic-its a lie! boo-if u dnt believE me come dwnstairs and find out.kia kia i baff up in my housecoat over pjs n creeped downstairs al d while prayn not 2 wake d house.evryone was asleep n i had 2 open our loud gate. got outside d gate..called boo.
whr are u i say...boo-so u actualy came out!im touchd im in surulere!psheeeeew!

46 comments:

Just...Toluwa said...

damn....thats so wrong! higehest level of teasing!

Temite said...

Ah! serves you right minx!

miz-cynic said...

@just.....toluwa-yep i myself i didnt believe how excited i was.

@temite:are u and just toluwa related....u guys seem to flock together.lol

Ms.O said...

looooool!!!!..I wouldnt have found that funny at all!!!

bArOquE said...

you're not kidding, right?...i would have dont the same thing thing, only that, i would have been standing at your gate...what boo did is not a tad bit funny...i think you should tell us where this thing went after you came out...you didnt just laugh it off, did you?...(or do you live in Surulere?)

LG said...

lollllll awww pele dearie'
(not dat u dont deserve it tho) :p

bArOquE said...

...ok, Cali Carnival...number 1, go with someone you can have mad fun with...there are clubs and parties around town, some you might only hear about when you're get around...the Carnival would normally take place on the 27th Dec, all day...there are 5major bands with like a zillion people, competing for best performance, can be qute exhiliarating...almost everyother day, there are shows at the stadium (city centre), artistes ranging from D'Banj to Majek Fashek...you can chill with Palmie & 404 at the Christmas Village...

problem majora...almost all the hotels are fully booked even as we speak, despite the bloated rates!

that's basically it!

miz-cynic said...

@ms o-walahi i didnt find it funny....it took all will power not to masturbate

@baroque-i dont live in lere.my profile says resides on the island.....just took cold shower and took me like 20 mins to sleep. serves me right se?.wht could i do...i had to take it like tht but made qa mental note to do my own back.

miz-cynic said...

@lg-i deserve it se. horny chick like me

miz-cynic said...

@baroque-uuuummmm, sounds like a load of fun....i just might take tht colleague's offer for accomodation ova thr......we should continue this discussion in camera...my email is mizcynic@gmail.com

~Sirius~ said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Forgive me), but this is just hilarious......he set you up nicely, I think you should make him pay.......when he leasts expects it.
LOL! I wouldn't find it funny, can't imagine dressing up then creeping and crawling all for A PHONE CALL!!

Oh no he didn't.

bArOquE said...

oya say your one word again & please JUST ONE WORD...dont rejoice about positions...it dot deleted because the B position didnt pass

miz-cynic said...

but u allowed naijalines own abi....why ...ojoro.....i believe in equity and fairness...

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miz-cynic said...

@baroque-so twas u who commented and deleted.uuuummmm abt the comments......no comment.....

exschoolnerd said...

hahahaha!!!

id probably just laugh it offf..and plot my revenge later!!!

Nefertiti said...

Mscheeewww see this chic o, u and ur boo had me salivating here. What nonsense... Mscheeeewwww *Smoking outta ears and nose*

I hope u didn't just laff it off. If i were u, I'd ride that sucker into the ER the next time I see him... lol... I didn't just say that, did I
*looks around sheepishly right b4 hitting the publish comment button*

afunto` baby™ said...

ohhh fawk nah! lmaoooo ...u sud get him back..no pls tell me he just said all of dat without actually being at d gate.two can play d game.

miz-cynic said...

@esn-i don suffer.laff it off ke.more like cold showered it off. @titi-e.r ke.whc kin moves wey omo kekere like me wan knw wey go land awon bros 4 e.r.i wish! @funto-me sef i b odogo.it takes mo time dan dat 2 get 2 my end frm lere

ibiluv said...

not funny

next tyme u catch him

SHOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ibiluv said...

u braved ur loud gate????........

u WERE mad HORNY!!!!!!!!!

lol

MissLove said...

he is madd o i'll just bite him!

doll said...

waaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!11

Buttercup said...

LOL! He deserves to be spanked..not in the sexy way!

miz-cynic said...

@ibi-i swear i was!if pops hd sn me .wetin i 4 say@miss love-na so we c am o.@doll-il complete it..the fuck?!!@butacups-yes o! spankd as in ass whoppin

guerreiranigeriana said...

...yeah, um, that's just wrong...what if at that moment some armed robbers were happening by looking for a target and alas there you are looking for boo...just not okay at all!...lol...

miz-cynic said...

@g-naija-yes o....tht was a desperado move.

FFF said...

eh ya. daz not fair oh. uh-uh oh. he overdid a notch. but even sef, na him been there, would u have taken him upstairs & done it?

ShonaVixen said...

Hmmm now in a court of law, this would justify GBH, what??So please allow me to ask..'How was the walk back inside the house?'Please o..share..lol...

Emeka Amakeze said...

Did u feel like wringing his neck?

Afrobabe said...

lmao...good for u....

Abujamaiden said...

Hahaha...funny!

Actually, plan a payback!

miz-cynic said...

@fff-his car is very roomy...if u know wht i mean.*wink*

@shonavixen-na real walk of shame o

@emeka amakeze-yes o....like killing him

@afrobabe-yes good for horny me.

@abujamaiden-planning one as we speak

kay-shawn said...

Your boo's really got a wicked sense of humour! Lol

Funms-the rebirth said...

thats just wickedness.......lol
sorry dear

Tigeress said...

LOL!!! what the hell!? that is so hilarious. I wld be screwing big time.

Afrobabe-u're really back in full force o. I can see your mark everywhere. :)

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@ UR COMMENT ON MY BLOG. IM NOT THAT BAD NOW THIS BABE.. AND DANG AT U AND DA BOO... UNA WALL KILL PERSON OH.. IM IN SCHOOL NAH.. I CANT BE READING THIS ONE.. LOL.. LUV U MAMA

NaijaBabe said...

ye! isho...sorry love

miz-cynic said...

@kayshawn-yes o.....very weird sense of humour.whatzzzzzzz tht!
@funms-na wah o...very wicked sombori
@tigress:-pls o...mo gbo tuntun o ...how would u be screwing when thr's no bobo?........
@overwhelmed:at least the comment got u to take notice and u even came to my spot.....do u likeee?...ok for tht i'll go back and comment...trusting u go approval asap
@naijababe:-wicked sombori.....isho ...i wont play with u again.(bunching my shoulders up and down like lil girl.

Aphrodite said...

OMG!
That was so so unfair of him.

The guy knew he had you,lol...

Pele. So what did u do after?
Go back in and wipe ur dripping thighs? lol...sorry i asked.;)

miz-cynic said...

@aphrodite-ur wicked girl.i had 2 go rinse it o.with a cold bath

AlooFar said...

lol - i don't even know what to say.

princesa said...

Ha ha ha ha
Horny girl!lol!!!

miz-cynic said...

@aloofar-exactl-na real no comment scenario
@princesa:-ur makiing fun of me se. u no organise anythn for xmas>?...u and chari.

RocNaija said...

Second base..

Least he knew how much you wanted him..