Friday, January 9, 2009

how miz-cynic got her groove on

So this time sunday I was looking forward some "rumurumu" as a silly friend of mine calls it....you see i had called up my ex ex boldly,cos i feel very comfortable with him and i know where he stands with me and vice-versa.....

fastforward to afternoon, he called me saying cynic...cynic , red alert....my folks are home....for sentimental reasons he still stays with his folks. his dad died and he wanted to give his mom some time before anoda male presence...her first born for that mata moves out again.also im buddy buddy with his mom since she'd always side with me then when we were dating wheneve we have any quarrel.this made me feel very uneasy with the escapade i had in mind.

He suggested we use their sch(a primary school)....he's the chairman...lol since his dad passed away and we decided to use the headmistress's office....u can imagine how naughty and desperate i was ....sha..we got their ..gateman opens we get in we lock up and down to business.

wont give the juicy details but i remember somewhr along the line reanswering afro's question and confirming that never say never...cos he came very fast and i didnt even notice until i felt cum in my mouth.as in directly in my throat and i actually swallowed ....reflex i guess......eeeew!!!!!!!!!!se! no!....it didnt taste too bad and i immediately kissed him back on the mouth with the same mouth . punishment for letting it in my mouth when he knows how i feel abt it.

Bros and I rearranged clothes and stepped outside ...only to realise that we had been locked in.....yea! by the silly baba gateman...I burst into lafta immedaitely and said ...see my life.if pple ask....ok aunty what were u too luking for inside iinocent little children's school on a sunday.....abi this na sunday sch???

I had to wait for rescue by the second key holder....his bro! who kept smiling one mischievious smile....funny enuff i smiled back.

51 comments:

Afrobabe said...

lmao...you sure answered the question...Kai, cant stop laughing at the sunday school ref..

But I love them adventures girl...the odder the place the sweeter the cum...

Afrobabe said...

Firsssssssssssssssssssstttt, actually seconddddddddddddddd too...lol

Funms-the rebirth said...

hehehehehe............. naught child.... u sure got ur groove back

ibiluv said...

i doff hat for you

paro lo jo

nurrin do you

miz-cynic said...

@afro:-ist, 2nd and 3rd sef.me sef i surprise my self.
2 FUNMS:-na groove on o e makoba mi o......groove back na stella o.
@ibiluv:-no o aunty ibiluv , how master go dey doff hat for apprentice.no o,tht is gross insurbodination

Tigeress said...

why is Afrobabe 1st AND 2nd?!!! cynic, cynic, cynic- u've been a naughty gurl! :) That gateman get beef sha, but i think that funny!

anywy, i hope u had fun.

Just...Toluwa said...

i got a good laugh...

quite naughty eh?

Sting said...

LOL@ him cuming in ur mouth with u even knowing. That is some crazy shit.

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LG said...

lollllllll yeye gal' i go tel ya papi o :)
glad u r bac

Abujamaiden said...

Some schools have security cameras so maybe the gatemen saw what he hoped to see....

zara (my alter ego) said...

lol..! omg!! back of ur throat! u wudnt believe, i was having yoghurt right about wen i read this.. had to stop is all i can say. good for u!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

cant believe you got some
am so jealous
and you right
never say never lol

miz-cynic said...

tigress:-yes o. i hAD FUN. SILLY GATEMAN THOT HE CLD CRAMp my style.

just toluwa:-glad u could laff at my expense

sting:-yea....i would neva have thot the day wld come....coming in my mouth.eeeew!

lg:-tell him....na today. lol

abj maiden:-security camera ke. naija neva advance reach tht for inside schools????

zara:-sorry abt the yoghurt girl....hope it wasnt too bad....come to think of it it does look like yoghurt.*wink*

mdm:-u had a fun hols too now so touche!

mizchif said...

naught, naughty!!!

Temite said...

ehn - LOL. That is seriously urghhh... cum for mouth...never. I will spit it back onto his face..Nonsense. Serves you right. defiling the headmistress desk like that...LOL. Norrin do you o jare.

miz-cynic said...

@mizchif:-naughty naughty ,uh me!.lol

@temite:-commot for dia jare. i used to say more than tht before it happened,of course immedaitely i tasted i pushd out his dick. he came so fast tht he himself did not know....cos he knows how i feel abt it.i know some women who come during head and obviously , the guy too will get a taste of cum.

bArOquE said...

CHINEKE ME OH!!! if you the one whose mother owned the school, & a secondary school, that is...i would have fainted!

so, you finally 'swallowed' spunk, eh...you be bad girl sha

now i see you in a different light! CHAI!!!

LusciousRon said...

LOl at Temite's comment. Cynic you naughty you. Swallowed cum? I will say never say never who knows?

So you got some? A little bit jealous.

~Sirius~ said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Getting your freak on ehn?
Naughty girl.....

See Never say Never......

miz-cynic said...

@baroque:-yes i swallowed not intentionally....na throat reflex...of course i spit out the rest but the deed had alredi been done....see me in wht light....ur not serious..like i care...u dont wana know wht lite i see u in then.u wey dey remove cloth ontop profile reminding every one of sex each time they view ur page....nonsense!u bera go and update!neva pretended to be holy now so nothing spoil

@lusiousron:-yes o....i got some not all...i neva get alll...i'll explain tht larer.in private.

@SIRIUS:each time i see ur name i remeber this janets song....the one tht says somewhr in the lyrics "this is serious"

FineBoy Agbero said...

hmmm, all these adventures... when me and u go do one now???

funny stuff sha!

miz-cynic said...

fba:-u forget i met ur babe....me i no dey do those kin thns o

Shubby Doo said...

no...you swallowed?...no no no no...shit NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....fuck relfex...don't swallow...shite!!!

don't you just hate it when you've tried to be discreet and someone who shouldn't know keeps giving you a mischievious smile dat dem sabi wetin you just do!!!

miz-cynic said...

shubby:-i said neva say neva....i used to say more than tht....but at least now i know i definitely dont like the taste. yuck!

princesa said...

Crazy girl!
You made me laugh though.

I adore ur craziness too:)

badderchic said...

you are a very very very very naughty girl, even I never tried anything that crazy, 2GBASKI o make sense pa!

miz-cynic said...

@princesa:-chic did u see my comment at ur end?we need to yan or something, dont have ur numba anymore?
@badderchic:-yes o.o make a lot of sense.

doll said...

LMAO@ Sunday School…anyways iv got one question tho…still being intimate with the ex doesn’t it sorta keep u from moving on with ur life??? Am curious

miz-cynic said...

doll,we're not intimate o....we just have a good understanding....and it was just groove o...not resumption of relationship o
if anythn it confirmed we cant re-enter any relationship.d bobo me i like,like to dey play games so i'm in the process of showing him too tht me sef i be NBA all stars thts why i went for ex ex.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Haha you naughty naughty woman!

Jaguda said...

WTF..........naught naughty u. at least the understanding is there and none of u will cross d line.hmmmmm swallow swallow. dont we guys always swallow when we give u head? olori gbeske !

miz-cynic said...

@ndq:-can be quite naughty wen i wana be
@jaguda:-na precum/wetness u dey swallow now, has a babe ever come in ur mouth before?....ani i swallowed precum and cum itself.

Demon Hunter said...

LOL. Whoa is all I can say...

Xena!!! said...

roflmao. u got caught!!! lol

MissLove said...

lmao @ afro..but its true though!!! the odder the bera!!!!!!!!! it may be eww but if u r high enough u think u r in someeeee video!! k k im feeling a bit horny now lol

miz-cynic said...

@demon-hunter:-exactly! no comment!
@xena:-by lil bro for tht mata.
@Miss love:-it felt powerful...doing tht on head mistress desk.horny ke. haba .wetin we don talk....go and read ubongda and talk about horny.

Smaragd said...

naughty naughty, you got caughty!

lol

and i just wrote about swallowing...lol

MissLove said...

miz cynicssssss

K said...

Heh the first 10 people on this blog must be punished they never told me that your blog existed...useless children...

As a first time visitor you kept me entertained to say the least

Chari said...

GBADDEMMIT!!! Iro o!!!!

lol!!!!!

miz-cynic said...

@smaragd:-swallowing!....how u dey,ur ans dey for ur blog jare.
@miss love:-lol
@k:-thanks ur welcome here any time and i just came back frm urs too.
@chari:-yaya!still smiling happily from wht i read on ur blog.

guerreiranigeriana said...

...*eyes wide open*...ehn?!...so you swallowed?!!...dis your throat get interesting reflexes!!...haha...i heard a story some time back about lil kim having to have her stomach pumped and it was full of semen and it scared the shit out of me...imagine your parents rushing to the hospital to hear that your stomach was full of semen...God forbid!!!...lol...i guess i don't have to really worry about that now...nice and naughty read;)...

Omosewa said...

Lmaooooo@Baba gateman locking you in,mean man.

Buttercup said...

Rumurumu??? Haha thats a new one..

Mehn babe, i want to be like u when i grow up o!

An interesting arrangement u have with ur ex..wow..

miz-cynic said...

@GNAIJA:-very interesting reflex....like i tell pple tht my reflexes are too sharp...just like u slap my bum.and we're not dating......d reflex is to give u one backhand.
@omosewa:-babagateman,uuummm,,d man was rily biffing us o....

@buttercups:-pls dnt be like tht wen u grow up o....

JoanPeck said...

lol! This is such a HOT story! Can't believe I've been too busy--missing out on juicy gist :)
So what did your ex ex's bro say when he arrived to rescue you?
..Just curious! Lol!

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