Monday, May 25, 2009

CORNY/IRRITATING TOASTING LINES/SITUATIONS

boy:-your father is a thief!

girl:-en! wetin u say, abemi?

boy:-cos he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes


girl:-i said leave me alone, na by force, i said i'm not dating you

boy:-u see, i cant leave u alone......"your name has been written on the chapel of the cathedral of my heart"


boy:-excuse me,excuse me,excuse....

girl:-yes....

boy:-its like , when i saw u, my heart started doing me somehow and i knew i just had to talk to you

girl:-en en

boy:-will u be my girlfriend?

girl:-just like that, is it a beans?

boy:-ok....you can go!

wtf!




35 comments:

Funms-the rebirth said...

lmao @ the last one....... where did u get these from....hehehehe

juiceegal said...

Lol...........hard to get has landed d gal in wahala.....too bad,dis is hillarious

Writefreak said...

Lol at these lines, the last one is so annoying! lol

miz-cynic said...

@FUNMS:-the last one actually happened to my sister....very crude guy i tell u.im sure he didnt mean it like tht but tht was wht came out.
@juiceegal:-if someone wants to even agree, na dat kin person one will agree for .pshewwww!
@writefreak:-very very annoying.

LG said...

lollllllllll@ ur father is a thief,
dat kind one na *abara be d best reply :-)

Tiwa said...

LOL.."the chapel of the cathedral of my heart"! What the heck??? n ur poor sister...lol the stupid boy "ok you can go"? who was asking him for permission to leave b4?

Lady X said...

Gosh!!The first one was the funniest for me!
What about this one, it's quite common I think:
Guy:Did it hurt?
Girl:Hurt?
Guy:When you fell from heaven cuz you must be an angel!

RocNaija said...

Lol @ "the chapel of the cathedral of my heart".. And he was the pope ni?

Nice Anon said...

LMAO! Waka ass lines that don't mean shit!LOL no words really.

ibiluv said...

Thank the Lord we still get away with slaping guys

Jayla. said...

lol, abeg they are trying their best. I once had some dude in LONDON pour chat up line in IBO for like 5 minutes straight. As in, i could not even open my mouth again

Brokeass said...

lool!
One dude tols me friend once..'oju e be sapphire, why dont you be my lover?'
lmao...Y r dudes soo corny???

Tigeress said...

omd, this is too hilarious!!! Nice one!

miz-cynic said...

lg:-tht one happened to me o and u sabi say i no dey dull thts why i quickly said ab'emi.....until i come hear clarification and hissed.shio!
@tiwa:-o su mi o...like
they were asking him for permission to leave , like he did not beg for an audience.oniranu
@lady x:-ur fada is a thief bii ti bawo?yes o iv heard tht one too, they are all same family
@

miz-cynic said...

@roc:-na wa o....no be only post he be...baptist and jehovah witness gan sef join am...
@nice anon;-no mind dem,na today,wey yansh don dey for back?
@ibi:-slapping reminds me of a lil incident now...one irritating situation whc i wanted to include, i watched it happen life and direct....the girl sha slapped this guy wai!....before i could wonder wht happened , his friends stood up as if in protest to the injustice done their friends by this babe...d guy now said..."eyin guys e fisi le...well sha,love ni...."i couldnt help laffn
@jayla:-for real!!!???d-e-s-p-e-r-a-d-o

miz-cynic said...

@brokeass:-na eminem be tht ofe rhyme, ode oshi, saphire ko,sopiha ni....nonsense?
@tigeress:-i swear they all happened so close to home as in me and my sis.d first 2 na me, the last one my sis.

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO. All these for you? That one about Cathedral cracked me up. Tooo funny!

leggy said...

lol..ist time here!!u cracked me up!!wen i saw....ur father is a thief i read the topic again.. ws like am i not supposed to be reading corny lines?!then i read the second line and i cldnt stop laughing!!!lmao!!

blogoratti said...

Cracking up for real.
lol@ ...'Cathedral of my heart'.

LusciousRon said...

I wonder if guys still use that line. That would be a good laugh!

SouLBoutiQue said...

This was too funny, esp. the last lines!
Ag

wellsbaba said...

lol rily,i need2read dis agian

wordmerchant said...

hahahahahaha..i can't believe some men still use these lines, unreal!!! lol

OPTIMISTIC_alyzzz said...

i cant believe guys still use such corny lines, no i absolutely refuse to believe it.... hahaa

Tyger said...

terrible terrible corny lines!
pshew!

LovePaprika said...

lol.., at least it is not a guy walking up to u n telling u... I love ur chest!!!!!!!!!! i mean really!

musco said...

did this really happen?

Penelope said...

lmao!! Is it a beans???
I dont even get that part! shit!

miz-cynic said...

@MGBEKS:-YES O CATHEDRAL OF THE CHAPEL...EVEN DIOCESE SEF OF HIS HEART.LOL
@leggy:-me sef i was like abi dis guy don kolo ni?
@luscious:-for their sakes i hope they don't
@wellsbaba:-lol.
@wordmerchant:-some still use corny lines o, mayb i should start keeping a journal sef

miz-cynic said...

@OPTIMIZ:-THEY WANA USE AM DIE!
@tyger:-imagine!
@love paprika:-i love your chest....I too go say oh rily??!!!me sef i would have liked ur dick , it just looks too tiny from here.
@musco:-it did o
@oenelope:-it rained in schs in naij, did u sch in naij?

Chi-Chi said...

lmao!! my heart started doing me some how hahhaha

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