Tuesday, August 4, 2009

random

cant believe i'm blogging again so soon,

here is one of the txts married man sent

note,thr hv been some editing

thnx for ur help in sorting out the trfs,i appreciate it.and i enjoyed chatting 2day,even though my conversation was interspersed with I luv us between SO &miz-cynic,and in the very presence of A(HE REFERRED TO HIMSELF INTHIRD PERSON).ahah will sort out ur coach dis week.get SO to buy ur tennis outfit, he oggles at it more than me and knws the contours of ur size 12 bodand i will look for a racquet

i havent replied yet but my reply will go somn like......

MrA,u are quite welcome,I also enjoyed chatting today,I wonder why it should bother u that I said a couple of I love us.......afterall you also called your wife in my very presence.lol.

You promised to buy the outfit,why are u changing your mind......do i sense a lil jealousy
should it matter who oggles more at it.

this is how we tease each oda so........its harmless

in oda news I am actually enjoying my job at the moment, I moved branches and this Branch is a lot more serene and orderly/organised,It also might be the very nice small chops that is sold very near here by one of our customers.......this doesnt mean he gives us freebies...stingykoko man...we get to buy it and ur dearest miz-cynic has turned it to breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I feel like rocking this friday...though I'm on a curfew....i went out 2 fridays ago and got back 3....momsie wailed...i was just thinking to myself...see yawa!!i suppose don born myself dey chastise my 15 yr old daughter for coming back so late too.

I love blogsville,I think I have read some of the funniest, most interesting,wacko,smartest, most insightful, touching,romantic thing on here.human beings are so talented....that might also be our undoing.

19 comments:

Nice Anon said...

Firstus!


Hmmmm this is a dangerous game Miz Cynic.. you sure sey you fit carry when yawa gas?

Fabulo-la said...

Miz Cynic...na so so tease u de tease with married man?
small small o..when the man deicde he want more than teasing nko? CAuse u know they always do.
lol
u r on a curfew???

Tisha said...

you are back
(dazed)

Thank God o please don't be tempted.

RocNaija said...

I'm guessing the small chops is a gift and a curse..

Cos when you put on weight from all the extra eating, I'm sure another customer will open a gym close to you..

Make we send envoy to come beg momsie ni?

Tigeress said...

u back? tell me u're back for good. meanwhile wetin be oggles?

miz-cynic said...

@nice anon:-i remember tht song by fela..."dangerous play....ere gele....

@fabuola_momsie don say she go report me to those who own me...whateva tht means...."she was referring to my elder ones"

@tisha:-i am back o...i knew i wouldnt be able to stay away jare.....i too like adventure jare...it thrills me.

@roc:-how come u allowed them to beat u to first,
abt small chops yes o ara lon f'abo si,
envoy beg momsie ke?except na all girls envoy u wan send o cos she believes a guy is responsible for my recent late-comings.

@tigeress:-i am back o.oggles is like a randy exploration of the oppoite sex body with your eyes...like why are u oggling the girl's boobs

mizchif said...

Hmmm, my dear no be tease b dis oh, if u send dat reply na full on FLIRTING be dat, so.......

LusciousRon said...

Be careful with Mr. Married. You might end up liking him o! All small chops peeps are stingy!

LG said...

yay!!!!!!! dat means no more * moji :-) congrats dearie

miz-cynic said...

mizchif:-na so o, someone told me recently tht im a flirt....but i coulda sworn i am not , i guess pple see u better than u see ur self
luscious:-I like him as a chatmate. but I hv put embargo on the txting so its back to business as usual , i hv guessed wht he wants...an affair! and i no ready
@lg:-yes o....sadly....we became friends,cos she regulated and stopped all thos her irritating behaviour cos she knew i'd give her right back!

doll said...

my dear while am all for games..be careful cuz you really wont know when the games stop and all the feelings start being real...

ibiluv said...

them texts....enjoy them
small chops-watch them love handles....we bloggers....we rock

Naughty Eyes said...

Hi Miz-cynic!

Been a while since I was here. No vex abeg... I see we're suffering from the same recession abi? I think I'm out of my recession sha.

This your married man games, take am easy and watch your back oh... He wanted to buy you a tennis outfit? *ahem* That's all I can say for now.

Looking forward to the next post.

PS: You said you "know" me abi? E-mail me the details nah! I'm dying of curiousity...

Nice Anon said...

eh we demand an update!

princesa said...

Hmmm...o dikwa very very highly risky o!

miz-cynic said...

@doll:-the game was put firmly to an end very recently.

@ibiluv:-make u guys organise a reunon of some sort for naija bloggers now, i'll bring small chops

@naughty eyes:-if u were not at the last sbr,mayb i dont know u then.but i'm also curious

@nice anon:-i no know o,i don do blogging for like a year nowi dey tire small

@ PRINCESA:-WETIN DEY?no sbr this year?

exschoolnerd said...

hey u! how u dey?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

oga oh. Be careful, babe. =)

Now, update.

muyiwa said...

first time here ,nice