Monday, January 11, 2010

MAGUN

Omo, i see am life and direct se, no be joke,......the guy join to the girl ni o.
uuuhm, otun ti de....(.u don come again) ......howwwwwwwwwwwww?how can ?how can man and woman join together like that wen e no be say na superglue dem take gum dem.

apparently this chic na fine babe, so when it became apparent to her hubby that she dey do some kin runs , e come place "magun" on am .

ehn ehn, so wetin come happen

the guy come escape ni o, so that dem no go come beg am, or find any remedy.

but in this day and age, some pple still dey carry magun put for person bodi, o ga o!

the story is that the woman in question is vey fine so she has a lot of toasters.

so u agree too thast she is promiscuous

well.....me i no know o

Whts the one me i know as per magun is the one that the guy will somersault 3 times and after the third time if thr is no intervention , he dies

what about the one of thirst

thirst ke?!

yes , thirst.....when he finishes the act,he suddenly has the urge to drink water, as in he will be very thirsty.as soon as he drinks water....he dies,
interesting!me i have neva heard of the one of thirst before o, the other one i know is the one that he crows like a cock after the act, and then he dies.

which brings me to the point......and my inspiration for this post -sugarking's post.
why should anyone place magun on someone.na u born am!u be GOD?!
I think the only reason why any one would do that is vendetta cos rily, this magun ...all the different types are not preventive.....they only work have the person has slept with your wife and all of them have expiry period as in even if ur wife remains faithful to u she dies within a stipulated time frame too if nothing is done...recall THE MOVIE "THUNDERBOLT" starring Uche Obi Osotule.

If the real definition of MAGUN were to be followed,it should be preventive rather then "vengeful cos its MAGUN-DON'T CLIMB not "GUN KO KU "(CLIMB AND DIE) or somthn else.

anyways sha my pple, my own take on infidelity is simple. If u cannot trust ur significant other, as in if u have proof that she is gun-ing other peeps or other peeps are gun-ing her then leave/divorce her before u die before ur time of hypertension.

26 comments:

rayo said...

so wat happns 2 d conjoined people? dat is just wicked joh.

Tisha said...

hey ray how u dey? miss u!

@cynic
some pple do it i guess, never heard of a real life one sha. but i think its better to trust.
c ya

Tisha said...

hey ray how u dey? miss u!

@cynic
some pple do it i guess, never heard of a real life one sha. but i think its better to trust.
c ya

leggy said...

im igbo but i once watched a yoruba movie on it..really funny.

funkola said...

LMAO madly @ Gun-ko-ku.

Myne Whitman said...

The one where they both stick together might be Vagismus and not any MAGUN. I definitely agree that if there's anything like Magun, it is very vengeful and unnecessary. Just like the DV in SK's post.

LucidLilith said...

I could have sworn 'magun' was an extinct practice. People na wa o. She needs to go to church and remove that shit.

ibiluv said...

e no easy o

to just comot eye if ur significant other dey cheat

but to go as far as magun......

dat one pass me

Nice Anon said...

How real is magun?

Anonymous said...

very very real

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL!

People are wicked ooo. To just join people like that.

Well, but people sef should control their private parts.

*sigh*

LORD, may I not be on the receiving end of magun, and may I never, ever be jealous, angry, or spiteful enough to be the giver. AMEN.

LOL @ magun.

miz-cynic said...

@rayo:-i wonda o,me sef, i wan expalin am with science.mayb its a disease like myne whitman said, its archaic to believe tht magun exists. or...not.

@tisha:-somehow ur name reminds me of i tish u, u tish me, and we all fall down .no mind me jare.but on this magun isssue,i see it as desperacy.na by force?!like since they cant bear to divorce the person,they want to punish the motherfocka.

@leggy:-na wah for all these cultural things o. i remeber Uche Obi OSOTULE calling it mango,maggi in thunderbolt. i laffed ehn.

@funkola:-yes now...mayb if its called gun ko ku then pple will be more wary.lmao.if ur aim is to prevent someone from sleeping with your wife,magun doesnt stop thatcos they go to heaven knowing they have had your wifeand im imagining a wicked grin on their faces.

@myne whitman:-thank you for that insight.I'v been trying to look for a medical explanation-VAGISMUS it is.

ALSO ITS VENGEFUL. ITS BOTHERING ON PSYCHOTIC TO ME.OCD.your obsession in this case being ur wife.

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miz-cynic said...

@lucidlilith:-prayer warriors must to disentangle them by force.

@ibiluv:- if that be the case,then make women too dey place magun on men now, then men will kukuma become extinct.

@nice anon:-dont believe its real.

@anonymous:-speaking from experience?!

@vera:-very wicked world we live in cos the part that me i dont even get is the woman dying even if she has not been promiscuos, the men that usae it must also not mind the wife dying, mayb they even have hidden agendan too sef.

BBB said...

na wa oh
blood of JESUS lol

JoaR said...

LOL! Talk about getting "caught" in the act - okay, not funny but sometimes u have to laugh at things that make absolutely no sense.
I don't know if I quite believe in magun because i don't know anyone that has been "maguned" but at the same time I understand the spiteful and downright evil nature of people.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

na wa...

Happy new year oh!

Chari said...

I dun call eyin gan ee kin reply email...

e email mi sha...

jbuzz4u2@gmail.com

Chari said...

come wait oh....y doesn't anyone remember the slighted husband ehn?
MAGUN...eni to guun ti GBE niyen...

Nefertiti said...

ROTFL@ gun koku... too funny.

The way out u mentioned, na if u know be dat. if u no know nko? na d tin wey dem make magun for be dat.

Happy new year, cynic.

Feddie Girl said...

Lol... Happy New Year!

Omotee! said...

hmm, people wicked small o, that joining togeda na serious one o!
but sha, na woman wey no dey siddon for her husband house d ting dey catch. people still dey do am sha??

miss whitman, vagismus gini? i know u go find english name for am.

vera, na man dey put am on woman, u no go fit put am on man, unfair ehn? lol

happy new year miz-cynic

Demon Hunter said...

This is nuts...lol.

蕾絲 said...

財富並非永遠的朋友,但朋友卻是永遠的財富。..................................................

ManCee said...

Nne,
the word "Magun" is to a sign saying "DITCH AHEAD". Its meant to be a warning.
To be preventive...it should make it hard for penetration to happen, as in perhaps the 'hole' will just be closed and refuse to open.
Now THAT will be hilarious
or or or no secretion will be possible, chic will be as dry as the sahara, lubrications will dry up as soo as applied.
lol

Seriously though...tis an evil thot. this magun thing.
If you dont trust your punk ass not to pawn her ass...just step . SIMPLE

Don said...

I wholeheartedly agree w/ if a man or woman cannot trust their lover.....then it's best to walk away before things arrive @ a point where stress eats you alive.

I speak from experience.

Naijalines said...

I agree with Don, best to walk away.
Magun...na war o.