Saturday, October 4, 2008

69

I put on my 69 top today and a memory came to mind abeg peeps my laptop don dey kolo o i wan type memory i put u mistakenly , to delete wahala , lapy say today o u must pay for all ur mistakes no second chance, my guess is tht im gona have a lot of errors so pls bear with me....u know why i smiled...i remembered wen i was doing my mba at tht god forsaken sch. ta mo taa gbodo daruko(we know it but must not mention it)., thr was this randy man...i know ure thinking me and randy men....he was our operations and somthn somthn lecturer...the course tough no be small..the time wey baba suppose use teach use d koko ...baba will be gisting us about his hey days...granted he knew his stuff but....we were not getting the operations stuff na the dirty dirty talk we dey get and this randy nman no go hesitate to fail us as at wen due....na in man site me for class one day and he was askin one very randy sounding question and now said abi my sista here will know about that....i now boned...at this time the whole class's eye were fixed on me....i said i beg ur pardon sir....this man no relent o...he started smiling...and said 69..dont tell me u dont understand what i'm talking about....tht was wen it clicked to me n...i was putting on a dressy b-ball kinda shirt-top...kinda my fav top...sixty then 9 boldly imprinted on it....since that day baba come dey call me 69...dey ask for me...dey pick on me in a randy manner...needless to say the whole class started calling me 69 plus including my class crush...one bobo with one darn sexy pair of eyes....his eyes were sexy men u know in yoruba wen they say...oluju come and do(this means come and do eyes...and dont ask me come and do wht???!!....before i digress...this baba was gisting us abt how he used to chase cheeks(bottom cheeks) or will i say chics wen he was younger and i very much doubted whether he was talking past tense.then he now said one raw thin in clas..."gbomo fun oyan....gbo oyan fun omo...ani komo sha ti moyan.....he was describing vividly one of his lewd escapades...by the way for my non yoruba speaking peeps tht means take the baby to the breast,take the breast to the baby....d baby should sha have sucked breast...couldnt he have put it in a more classy way.....u can also guess this weresco of a baba thot we were still at undergrad,.....imagine he failed me...his was the only course i failed thruout...he now saw me one day and said se i know i should see him....emi omo ti iya bi to foja aran pon.....eleyi ma ro pe jjc ni mi(me wey my mother born and use strong subcloth to tie ntightly,this one thinks im a jjc)) o as in as i big reach i go come gawk it and do the nasty with him abi....i just boycotted his side and waited till i was graduating.... to settle beta peeps.i have since graduated...oloshi man.c thts why i call the sch a useless sch....in my Bsc days tht one no fit happen....na me go bole kaja school now.. its not his fault stupid old randy man.
Origin of bole kaja.... ONE DAY WEN WE WENT TO MY ISTAS UNI FOR HER GRADUATION.MY GRANDMA TOO WAS THERE.....the mama baffed up to the teeth like say na in daughter instead of grand-daughter(kinda reminded me of "eya mi tika tika...omo mi lomi se graduation"(one razz old woman tht legend had who went to her only son's graduation ceremony...and since her son na local champion...d only guy in the villa wey go uni mama come utter those words.)tht was graduating...needless to say we met her thr sef....she had a shop at ife so she got to o.a.u before us...as she sighted us dressed in our wassap clothes-jeans and top....she now called us aside ND SAID "CYNIC....for lack of a yoruba word for cynic....egbon yin nse graduation le wa wo aso bii awon bole kaja(ur sis is gradating and u're dressed like come down and fight boys and girls).me and my sibs just burst out laughing..

but me i still love my 69 top o...infact im rocking it right now.by the way im going outside to watch dbanj...my sis called me ...while i was lounging at home..tht dbanj was playing at the club(ikoyi club)....na awoof...men! u need to see how i baffed up and landed club sharp sharp.....make somthn else no go dull me.im outta here...sori for all the tian tian.

24 comments:

funkola said...

1sssssssssssssst. baba oniranu!

Uzezi said...

so how did the dbanj show go? rock ur top o!

miz-cynic said...

@funkola-babe wassap...is it tht this post is boring ni or wht...eyin peeps are not coming to read now wht happened now....se u're fine sha.iv come across my share of baba oniranus o....i dont know if i attract them or something.

@uzezi-yes o dbanj's show rocked o....but u know some of those ikoyi club peeps were dulling...imagine he only played for like 2hrs. i loooove tht top jare.

OluwaDee said...

69!
4 some reason, I feel ur blogId should be 69.

miz-cynic said...

u too u wan start abi....blof id sixty four ke......have u tot of the raw connotation...as in the sex position 69...im sure thts wht the randy man tot tht was making him chuckle like tht

Invisible said...

The day a professor tries that here is the day he leaves the school. That is sexual harassment on serious levels. Eeeewww, nasty grandpa oshi.

miz-cynic said...

@invisible-peeps dont care over here o....na so so settlement up and down

Femi B said...

wow..what a teacher..at least class won't be dull.

miz-cynic said...

@femi b-the class wasnt dull o but it was at our expense.the course needed lots of explanation but he was only interested in gisting about his escapades

miz-cynic said...

@invisible-i'm expecting my response o.

Chari said...

69....chai...when last I don do a 69?

arrgghhh!!! oooo!!! see ehn being horny without cause is not good for my mental health at all o...shey u no say I no get wife wey I go shibobo with annoyance...

one the perks of living on the island..am jealous!

miz-cynic said...

yes now.oya sori now.dos it make u more jealous if i told u he came with d whole crew also.wink wink

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Anonymous said...

Mz cynic i am d anonymous who has been leaving nasty comments on ur blog,just wanted to say am sorry for doing it,seriously i am, i was reading something online yesterday and i realised what i was doing was cyber bullying!tho at d time of leavin comments it seemed funny and hramless to me!just saying i am sorry and i mean it!!you wont see me here again.

miz-cynic said...

@ANONYMOUS-apology accepted but i cant resist leaving this particular comment of urs on even thou i deleted all the other ones...lol.we're friends now of course. u knw the silly joke abt one of lord bernard shaw's experience whr one man publicly defamed his character in the press and he now saw him in the men's room and was apologising saying he didnt mean and he replied....i have forgiven u but i demand tht u also publicly announce this ur apology in the same media,the same way u did the slandering.dont mind me jare i can also be naughty at times.so wen are u starting ur own blog so i can now be the anonymous haunting u.lol

Anonymous said...

thanks for understanding and accepting my apology!i think you still have one of my nasty comments to delete in the post below!Sorry again!!!

miz-cynic said...

@anonymous-leave it there jare. aftall it was a comment...good or bad.

bumight said...

you are a case! bole- kaja indeed!

ewwwww @ nasty grandpa!

Doja said...

I was going to leave a completely different comment then I read anonymous comment and i decided to say something else.....you are anonymously good.

miz-cynic said...

@doja.awwwh.do u rily think so?

Rita said...

You strong sha... to bone when lecturer said..."abi my sista here will know about that"...I may have passed out with embarrassment...

theicequeen said...

lemme start from the end, my Twinie! D'banj? jelousy dey do me all over o! kai....*sigh*

LOL @ the lecturer o..but i cannot STAND randy old men...tufiakwa! all those relics that like talking innapropriately..like one of my fathers "acquaintances" that came to my house and got drunk and started loudly declaring that if i fuck any man, he will blind him. I wanted to die! in fact..i'm going to blog about that horrible day...mchu

ooh, and wearing that 69 shirt to the mans class..na you find trouble naw!

miz-cynic said...

@bumight-wo dat my grandma.god bless her soul get dem deep sayings 4 mouth wel wel. @rita-i can b no-nonsense n brave like dat sometimes o. @ice-twinnie.sori abt dbanj now.i for cal u if i get ur numba.i cald a blogger now.cnt wait abt dat ur randy fathers gist o.also abt sir 69,cdnt he have jst tot abt it innocently as jst anoda digit like innocent me?wink.wink.lol

Buttercup said...

LOL i don miss ur stories!

Chai what a disgustin man...i wuda dropped the class ni(if i had the option)