Saturday, October 11, 2008

how violent are u

D oda day i was reading an article abt domestic violence n all.i askd my colleagues at d ofc dir tots n eish.dy al said i can neva beat my wife blah blah.i cldnt resist adding,even if one day yall arguing and all n she slaps u whai!u wont stil hit her back?dy al startd saying ah me i dnt knw wht id do o.whc brings me 2 d question.how violent are u?id rily like 2 knw frm al ur comments wts d most violent thn uv done.pls d truth or nothn cos some of mine leaves me wondering whether if im provoked i wont turn 2 a husband beater.il site my 2 experiences exp. 1 my car broke down dis day so frm wok i had 2 take a public bus.i was alredi tnkn im in dip shit cos it had bn so long snc i had 2 listen 2 al d charades dat was associated with dat,conductors,evn passengers ish.so i entered wt d intention of not uttering a word.only 4 dis conductor 2 repeated ask me 2 help him pass change 2 dis woman behind me n i didnt budge,d woman startd getting agitated.madam ee de gba change mi lowo conductor now.kilo ti e ma n se awon eeyan to ma n se bi enipe won da ju awon 2 ku lo-madam an an take dis my change from d conductor now,y do pple behave lyk dy are better than odas.ori mi ti kanrin-i was fuckn pissed but i remembered my resolve n kept mute.d nxt thn i felt dis woman push my head n say eyin la n ba wi now auntie-its u we are talking 2 aunty.peeps believe me wen i say twas like anoda peson inside me.mayb my mr hyde side turnd n gave her a hard blow on her nose.i heard it sound n i saw a lil trickle of blood.i have a tn for my head area being pushd write frm sec. sch.needles 2 say dis woman was nw pulling my hair saying we wil fite at d bstop wht wht.n instantly i regretd my action as i tot of my fate with d street woman.she go tear me down 2 bra n pant o cos dem type no get shame. 2 b continued

34 comments:

FineBoy Agbero said...

First!!!!!!!!!

FineBoy Agbero said...

KAI!!! Dat was a wonderful punch!!
E ku ise! We myt just need u in our clan one day.
Most violent tin??? U dey ask agbero???? Book go full o!!!

miz-cynic said...

violent post la ma ri e 1st de.agbero osi.tel us one,whc one b book go full

bArOquE said...

...miz-cynic, i have just fallen in love with you...well, i can be violent sha but i will only justifiably be (like you were)...in my case though, i'd warn the person first, (& believe me, i'll do whatever i threatened to do)...i can get very angry very easily but i'll never hit, however, i dont consider beating a conductor as violence...we used to use them to practice our martial arts in them days...hehehe...advice (to women esp):dont drive the man to anger because you just might get it HOT...& then it will be well deserved...i don over yarn...bye

rayo said...

o.k i think i'll b too scared to do the public thing oh but i've slapped boyfi b4 as in hard, i was just that pissed. of course now i kno all d regrets that come from it is not worht it, kai i h8 beggin people so there... btw i love d way u write

miz-cynic said...

@baroque-but i was scared i was loosing my mind dat day.thank god at d end she dint fight me thou her stop was b4 mine.@rayo-yes o.hope boyfi dnt beat u up dat day o

Shubby Doo said...

You punched her? I've been known 2 slap people that annoyed me when i was young. But violence is wrong. As 4 defending yourself...i no get problem with that one

miz-cynic said...

shubby duby doo.yes o violence is wrong dats why i was scared.

miss jones said...

lol! u dont wanna be fighting with those iya eko type people, they're utterly shameless.
i'm capable of murder, i blogged about it a few posts ago, but really i'm soft and therefore hate arguing not to talk of fighting but sometimes i get so mad and i just need to get away cos i dont know wot i might do.
i'v broken an ex's watch before, i really cant remember how it happened.

Ade Adeyemi said...

Wow... Can't wait for the update

Chari said...

yeepaa!!! omo ota! and I was thinking I was a bastard before ashey this is where I got it!

I sincerely doubt that I would hit my wife back....

miz-cynic said...

@ade-werin dey? long time no show. before the update lands,wht is ur comment so far

@chari-me i;m not omo ita o and i dont know wht u're talking about.*wink*

Cappuccine Baby said...

Nice blog

Hmmmm, violence is not the answer o

miz-cynic said...

@cappuccine baby-are u new?YES NOW it isnt.im anti violence

naijalines said...

Hmm...Gently sista. Those Lagos mamas et as e be o. Look 4wd to part two.

Ade Adeyemi said...

lol! I was thinking ... jeezz men! this is one very liverful miz-cynic!,... as in! 'I personally would have taken off like a tornado was at my heels... yes ade.. chicken'

exschoolnerd said...

i dont know what i am capable of o! i am someone that doesnt like confrontation n all but when really provoked....i could get violent!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

lol
violence is never funny
but i had to laugh
the mental images your post made me visualise in my head are out of this world.
I have never been violent (im the shy retiring type unless preschool playground violence counts.....

miz-cynic said...

@naijlines-luk wus talking?lol.u wey dey dash peeps warning 4 ur blog anyhow.evn ur last post was abt venting.take am easy o.no go dash dem virtual blows o.lol.d ge in q was fitting d isale eko ge pix very well o @ade-then we,l hv 2 toughen u up a bit.4 lagos u no go run at least u shakara dem smal or dy walk al ova u.my defavlt setting 2 is 2 b cool but i hv sm kin reflexes wey no dey gree atimes. @esn-omo na so we c am o.can c u getn violent o.esp aft u startd cussing in dat ur post bt d smalboiz wey allow police 2 yeye dem wen dy were takn u guys out @mdm-i can b unreasonabl wen im angry

Temite said...

oh my gosh. thank your lucky stars that the woman did not beat you into a pulp. I can get really violent bbut only with my siblings. God did we not beat the crap out of eachother. I pushed one of my sis down the stairs, threw a huge radio at her head and she poured very cold water on ky head while we were sleeping. But I use to be way more violent in Naija and I kinda mellowed when I got here tho.

doll said...

Wow! That was pretty violent o! LOL. The most violent thing is to insult people; that is what I do when am pissed and the person must have gone an extra mile to irritate me because I hardly get angered
Cant wait for the continuation

miz-cynic said...

@temite-if i wan go to history abt wen i was young, tht one go full book o.but abt the woman beating me to pulp,she go try well well o cos i throw some pretty damn good punches.
@doll-i dont insult pple o.but i can be politely rude.i gat skillz at that.

LG said...

Violence is not the answer but'
i sabi give abara o'
(dat was b4 NOW) :-)



omoge' oya update na

miz-cynic said...

@LG-lol at abara...is tht for the kids......men! will update by weekend

Nice guy said...

im not violent at all mehn...but several times i wish God made me the 'act-first-think-second' type of guy cause a lot of times people ive known have deserved a good beating

miz-cynic said...

Me im d act first,smtyms regret larer knda peson o.i cn ju gba anybodi either with my mouth or fists wen im angry whc isnt often

Smaragd said...

Omo, u get liver o! and small temper too sha.

as for me it's my mouth i use, and believe me, "aint nothing sharper than mine" lol

so what happened?

the last most violent thing i did was when i was much younger and it involved fighting with my younger brother.

AlooFar said...

Pastor AlooFar says... Flee away from Violence ;)

miz-cynic said...

@smargd-hope i got dat rite.abeg idea is nid.en en my temper is not quick but its hot. @aloofa-aloofa ti jona tan e tun bere irungbon.shun violence bii ti bawo.wen we don alredi violent na.

miz-cynic said...

@smargd-hope i got dat rite.abeg idea is nid.en en my temper is not quick but its hot. @aloofa-aloofa ti jona tan e tun bere irungbon.shun violence bii ti bawo.wen we don alredi violent na.

bighead said...

I've fought a few times: in JSS; over tea and the like. In SS2, I threatened to beat some guy's head in with a plank with nails. Now, I don't imagine I would lift a finger against anyone regardless of provocation. Yu shouldn't have hit the woman...and did yu say blood was drawn? Oya start typing part 2 quick-quick

miz-cynic said...

she pushed my head.n i hv a tn 4 my head plus i was alredi in a mood

Buttercup said...

Hehehe now i know not to mess with u!

Me, im the most gentle person..it takes a lot to provoke me..

miz-cynic said...

@buttercups-and i am the most gentliest too.lol