Friday, October 24, 2008

CALLING A DOG A BAD IN ORDER TO HANG IT.

Kess,Jojo,Bibi and Fifi were friends by virtue of the fact that they attend the same junior high and were about to take their examinations for promotion onto the next half of high school....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively so naturally their talks revolved around boys most of the time.

Adrian,Kasali,Bimbo and Jack were also friends in the same clique, naturally their own conversations only revolved around girls too.....Kess's clique to be precise. Bimbo was known throughout school for his notoriety.He was a truant,he was defiant,but he had style.Kasali was just plain razz but the clique was very protective of himbecause he was very funny and kind natured,.Adrian was Mr cool....decent, gentlemanly and Mr goody too shoes.Jack was mostly freelance....rolls with the clique only some of the time but he was the most handsome

The most likely of the pairings should have been Kess with Adrian,Jojo with Bimbo....because Jojo is very cheeky, naughty,sexy and just a plain tease.Bibi with Jack(if only Jack knew of Bibi's existence and Bibi would admit to her crew that she had a lil crush on Jack)....as I said Jack.....was not usually with the crew.Kasali with no one and Fifi with no one.

That Adrian.....always behaving like a teacher's pet,obeying all school rules and ish....psheeeeew....quipped Jojo,she was wearing her legendary tight mini,rolling her big ass on her stilettos as usual.....Se replied Fifi.That Bimbo sef...na wah for him o...what do u know abt him....i heard the silly boy can just see a girl on the road....and just start dissing her like that....for no reason o....Don't mind that one one...stupid boy.....thts why he's always failing all his exams...he wont go and read his books....interjected..Fifi.Fail ke!he doesn't fail o...he can be an ass but he's very intelligent o....and i even heard if he likes you....he'll be totally decent to you.....well sha na wa for him finished Kess.

As if to prove that he's the true son of his father....Bimbo was sighted in the distance.....smiling and saying excuse me...excuse me baby....what the fuck is wrong with u sef....ur not even fine.....,he moves on to the next chick.......Hey!Hey!.....the girl in question quickens her pace but trust Bimbo to quicken his too and the girl had to turn back....seeing the girl in question had tribal marks and was quite ugly Bimbo....quickly says...en!.oh sorry...not u...not u... and laughs as he continues on his way...seeing the ladies......he calls out hi ladies......jOJO REPLIES....HEY! bIMBO.

Kess was surprised that Jojo was on speaking terms with Bimbo.....The ladies settled in their class and resume gisting since the teacher was not in yet.Secretly Kess started developing a crush on Bimbo. unknown to her Bimbo too had already told his friends that he liked her.

SO one afternoon...when they were teasing each oda bout .....guys! of course as usual....Jojo casually mentioned that
I even think Bimbo likes u sef...."God forbid"....Kess snapped her fingers "tufiaka".but as things progressed....Bimbo kept on sending emissaries to her while her clique teased her constantly...he even wrote her a love letter...which she made sure she tore right when his clique was watching....Bimbo became very subdued and did not relent...even publicly telling his guys tht he really like Kess and he won't give up...until she agreess...only for Kess to find out from 3rd party gist that emanated from Adrian...that Bimbo bragged to his crew that he should be given 2 weeks and he would be in Kess's pants.Kess was now in a stae of confusion and pandemonium and rage.She marched up to BIMBO AND GAVE HIM A PIECE OF HER MIND.Bimbo's denial fell onto deaf ears....so biffs for Bimbo was birthed and Bimbo realised he no longer had a chance with Kess.

Kess was walking to class one morning when she saw a picture tht would stay in her mind forever,ADRIAN WAS CARRYING A BABY....AND HE LOOKED so so cute and vulnerable.....the birth of another crush! she imagined him and her carrying their baby together.

Adrian and Kess became close.......only for Kess to find out Bimbo was innocent and the rumour was spread by none other than innocent looking Adrian....apparently Adrian too was suckers for Adrian,All this was disclosed to Jojo by razz Kasali who felt IT WASN'T FAIR and tht they were only trying to capitalise on the fact Bimbo was a "bad' boy wheras the real McCoy was Adrian .

My peeps oya o....d ball is in your court....be gentle in ur comments cos ....,Kess , jojo, bibi, and fifi were 13,14,15,14 respectively, and Kess might just be non other than.......MIZ-CYNIC.

21 comments:

FineBoy Agbero said...

1st!!!

FineBoy Agbero said...

I think Kess -- Miz Cynic or whoever -- is a big fool!!!

Ok, pele...

But I think gals shld know wat they want and go for it instead of pretending...

I've suffered just bcos of dis kinda shit!!!!

miz-cynic said...

@fineboy agbero-kulu temper.c as u wan finish me.lol.i was 13,dse boys were 16.they were wolves.kini omode ara mi mo.

Buttercup said...

i just knew it had to be u..lol..

it wasnt really ur fault tho..knowin how bimbo usually dissed girls n all, it wuda been easy to believe he said such..

Queen of My Castle said...

I agree with Buttercup...very easy to believe he said such. LOL

This post brought back so many memories.

Whatever happened to the girls in your clique?

Queen of My Castle said...

I agree with Buttercup...very easy to believe he said such. LOL

This post brought back so many memories.

Whatever happened to the girls in your clique?

rayo said...

cynic baby, abeg, they were probably immature then too jare. @fineboy agbero, u got me scared. man, all that rage

miz-cynic said...

@buttercups-dont kind FBA jARE ...NA ME SAY MAKE BABES show am for secondary school,lol

@queen of my castle-how are the boys....se they'll marry my daughters wen i have one. i like ur style JARE.dont mind those boys of those days

miz-cynic said...

@ rayo-we were all immature then jare....thts why its called the "teens"

Anonymous said...

i knida tink dis happened to most chicks in dos day eventhough we dont talk about it,bliv me miz-cynic i feel u wella.its dos pple u least expect dat does crazy tins.

Parakeet said...

What exactly is the question here o cos me no know...they're still all young. They shud go and read their books...hehehehe.

miz-cynic said...

@anonymous-looks can be deceptive o.so true
@parakeet-the question was/is is was Kess foolish for going for the real Mc COY-the real bado......just normal comments o jare.exactly o...they should all go and read their books

Funms said...

hmmm i dont blame kess for believing the rumor....... but hope she's wise enuf to cut Adrian from herself..... and also, apologise to bimbo

miz-cynic said...

@FUNMS-well....since Adrian did it cos he also liked her...the story turned out to be survival of the fittest o.

Buki said...

I feel you 'cos it happened to me too but in my case the real McCoy was my own girlfriend and for a 15yr old girl, she was cruel but then.... I think I was mightily naive. Things like this still happen to teens and even to adults...pele.

Invisible said...

Maybe it's too early for me but I'm mega confused. Who, what and where???

miz-cynic said...

@invisible-mayb its cos u dont read shorthand.lol.well the who-Kess-me-miz-cynic.the what-case of naivety
the where-when they were in summer classes in high sch-secondary school

Shubby Doo said...

you were young and didn't know better...i'm sure with age you would have acted differently...nothing spoil jare

miz-cynic said...

@SHUBBY-WE RILY WERE TOO YOUNG....OMODE LO N SEWA.

princesa said...

Ok secondary school puppy love...awwwh...brings back memories...

miz-cynic said...

@princesa-yes o...puppy love.