Sunday, March 29, 2009

TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG.

its sunday, im free so what better thing to do than to blog.

im gonna use a style of blogging i rily like made popular by......

you're lonely..im not.then why is it that on ur birthday weekend u chose to spend time alone and indoors....well that wasnt my initial intention,but unfortunately it turned out that way......why did u not hang out with that guy,he seems sincere........he loves u.....duh!he loves me ke! when did he meet me,not to talk of falling in love with me....abegi guys are all the same jare.....maybe he's now desperate and has now realised that "oun ti ko..... o ti gbo bii gbure bury.".....dont think so...he told u tht not too long ago there was this chic who loved him so much and wanted to get introduced to his mom pronto......so wht, is tht why he also "threatened to introduce me to his mom....."threatened ! ur bad, u say tht like its a bad thing.......he's beginining to reek of desperacy......introduce me to his mom.....already saying he loves me......so whts ur problem with this guy sef......initially it was tht he's not goodlooking at all at all...but lately im beginning to think conversation wise to, he doesnt inspire me, he kinds of bores me......u're choosy!.....thts the way the cookie crumbles

so wht do u want to do with urself...... i wonder if i'll ever get married,seriously,if i dont get married before 30 i just might neva,"marriage gan sef ko wu mi lori"(im not that tripped about marriage).......it was ordained by God o......thts the only reason now why i would get married......what about companionship?u wouldnt have been so lonely on a bday weekend....well yes mayb.......but then again mayb not......i broke up with Sidney on my birthday 2 yrs ago remember.....oh yeah i can rememebr tht one, it was baaaaaaaaaaaad,u asked him outta ur car....u threw the bday card he bought for u at him,maybe in ur subconsious,u dont wana be happy.....who doesnt want to be happy, bone! thr is no human being on earth who doesnt want to be happy...infact i think all we do on earth is simply a constant strivance to pursue happiness .

ok so why did u also have to break the bad news to this one too on ur birthday...ur mean!...i had to do it......very clean and clinical cut neatly done via a txt message so it would not hurt so much cos i can see bobo don deyn imagine himself inlove with me......how convenient!after u collected his cake.....speaking of cakes....i havent even eaten the cake sef.....its pathetic, i dont even have anyone to eat the cake with sef....i havent even cut it.....cake tht u will even be afraid to cut...looks like something u should only cut on ur wedding day....lafffsss...ur bad rily!.....didnt u see the cake had 2 layers....the top layer was the shape of a heart....if only i could will myself to fall in love with this guy walahi......instead i find myself thinking of the demon.....speaking of which my bro called me and started badgering me about when im gona get married....if only he did not introduce me to the demon, if only i was not so curious and adventurous....if only i did not fall in love with the demon......now they're wondering about the demon.sorry,couldnt help it

i'll stop this post here , im getting emotional.

p.s:-this post is to show someone out there tht sometimes i can be mean.so sue me!

67 comments:

RocNaija said...

I got this..

miz-cynic said...

u got wht?

RocNaija said...

Lol.. Just finished reading.. Why you dey dull my style..

This your post is sad.. ironic.. funny.. all wrapped in one..

It's sad that you spent the day alone when you should have only had happy memories..

It's ironic that you met the 'demon' through your brother and he's the one badgering you to get married..

It's funny that women threaten not to get married if they go past a certain age.. Who dem dey threaten gaan gaan?

RocNaija said...

No worries Roc'll throw a surprise party for you in absentia..

"Opps.. I just let the cat out of the bag.. D'oh!"

So when were you there for? What year?

miz-cynic said...

i asked first wht year u werre in katsina.....

JustDB said...

Nice one -- reminds me of James Joyce at his sublime best -- stream of conciousness type stuff... Need to try it meself too...

miz-cynic said...

@db:tnks don bagucci, u shd try....will love to c it....it could also be used to depict a double persona if u wish

Afrobabe said...

hmmm, new style...don't give up on men and marriage, you will meet someone who makes you happier than you ever knew you could be...

miz-cynic said...

@afro:-did u read this post?oya say the truth...lol.

dnt mind me...na mouth i get,im too much of a romantic

Funms-the rebirth said...

lol @ oun ti ko..... o ti gbo bii gbure bury......... my mum used to say it when we were little....lol

awww poor u, i could ve come to spend ur bday with u.... oh well if u dont like him, u did well by cutting him off so u dont keep leading him on...... sorry about the demon....

bumight said...

happy birthday darling!

but u're mean sha, breaking up with him on ur birthday? dayum! are u sure this was the right thing to do?

miz-cynic said...

@funms:-God will give me the flesh of my flesh,and the bone of my bone.lol.

tnks jare....hope the buggr has stopped trying to re-hook up.

miz-cynic said...

@bumight:-i wasnt daqting him yet...he just got it all mixed up...i simply said no..i will not goout with u on my birthday shikena.
but sha i can be mean o.broken up with 2 bfs on my birthday.

Temite said...

hmmmm
We all go through it.
But then again, Karma is a you know what...Tread carefully.
Love is out there, u have to grab it. Oh and no one is perfect. XOXO

miz-cynic said...

temite:karma has hit me more than enuff times...even karma should be thinking "haba na only her!

Penelope said...

i got emotional at a point too..:(
I would give you some words of advice, but i wouldn't know now, would i?
You look more experienced with stuff like this, than i do. I really do hope you find the right one. Just don't make ne1 trick u into thinkin yu're inlove when ure not. Make urslf happy always! Have a piece of that cake darlen, It wouldnt hurt!
xo

Just...Toluwa said...

u r a meanie! ahn, we all are at some point.

Y do people throw the word "love" around like its that easy! abegi!

I hope ur bday nxt yr is better. Hopefully ur mean streak wld have chilled for one georgeous guy like that...and yeah, we bind that demon! lol!

am ranting....later!

Chari said...

*smiles wistfully

sista mi...(((hugs)))

omo mi o ti e mo nkan ti maa so mo...a dara lagbara olorun...

LG said...

me' i want cake o :-)


hang in there babe'
norrin do u!

LusciousRon said...

You spent the day alone? I am not happy.

The self doubt happens occasionally. I know for every man there is a woman some are just lucky to find theirs while others are left to wonder. That guy will come and when he does, you will be so surprised you would have fallen before you realise what is happening to you.

Take it easy. If only we can will ourselves to falling for someone who seems to like us.

Have a post birthday celebration. Go shopping or something Dannit!

Buttercup said...

awwwwwwwwwwwww..

*hands miz-cynic a tissue*

p.s. rethots ill be proud of u..lol..

Buttercup said...

*will

Nefertiti said...

Chei! u are so evil. I take it, this is a conversation with urself? U threw his card out ur car at him? u are something else. Be careful tho. I think there are deeper issues where this came from (not like u're crazy of any weird stuff).

Thanks for ur comment on my blog. I'm feeling much better :)

doll said...

Happy birthday in arrears

Hope it was fun..???

wat a birthday post...!!!

~Sirius~ said...

ok- were your hormones doing their work?
I hope you are no longer moody.
I used to feel that way about marriage- but I realized that who ever we choose to as our partners play a very large role. So my dear.....it's not all doom and gloom

PS:what's up with dude acting all desperate?

miz-cynic said...

@penelope:-trick sha, emi dbanj, won le mu mi....lol.dnt mind me, im in a much better mood.

@just toluwa:-by then i'd hav met the man wh wld sweep me off my feet.thanks jare

@chari:tnks a lot,dnt mind me, im better now

@lg:-oya come my house come eat cake o...the cake wan waste o

@ luscious:-iv gone shopping already....bought a car sef,but it didnt cheer me up like i tot it shd

@buttercups:-i knew ud guess it was rethots style.smart girl....invisbe writes like tht sometimes too ,esp wen he had his dual personality

@titi:im slow to anger but wen i get angry, im quite unreasonable

@doll:this wasnt the b-day post. how u dey?

@sirius:-hormones sha, i wish, but im better now. i pray everyday marriage is evrythn i dreamd itd be n more

Tigeress said...

Miz-cynic is on a vicious roll- yawl watch out! lol!

Anyway, How was your birthday?

As for not getting married if u're still single after 30- dat what can fa? U need not worry, if it's ur heart desire- it shall happen.

SO u said u bought urself a car- what did u get?

aloted said...

aww happy belated bday

this writing stle reminds me of rethots...

rethots said...

Spot-on, tres bien.....

Jaycee said...

This is Rethots' style...pretty cool.

Your birthday will be fabulous next time, and as for companionship/marriage...at the right time, it will all make sense.

miz-cynic said...

@ rethots:-thanks boo.lol.

@jaycee:-welcome here.tnks for caring.....I know it would come in God's time but im not a patient woman.

miz-cynic said...

tigeress:-dnt mind me.i think iv dcided to bury meself in work till d right guy comes along. lol

@aloted:-thanks a bunch

FineBoy Agbero said...

Eyah... pele. Dont worry, d right dude will come along...

Naughty Eyes said...

Poor you...poor Sidney...poor demon...
Glad you're better.
Envy you that car!

QMoney said...

why is it that everyone reminds u about marriage on your birthday?am gradually getting sick and tired of that drill

TDVA said...

yeah, i hated that James Joyce guy (don't hate you miz cos u definitely make more sense)

this mind of yours ehn, na something else.

wellsbaba said...

lol i dunno o...girls luv d guys wo dont luv dem n it also breaks d herat of d oda dude dats tripin4dem lol pele so gbo...pady mi long tym lol u too go n marry LOL

wellsbaba said...

lol i dunno o...girls luv d guys wo dont luv dem n it also breaks d herat of d oda dude dats tripin4dem lol pele so gbo...pady mi long tym lol u too go n marry LOL

miz-cynic said...

FBA:-this wasn't supposed to be tht eh ya post...anyways tnks a "bunsh"

@naughty eyes:-welcome here.say me hi to rayo.

@qmoney:-lol at u complaiinng on neffie's blog abt her not remembering ur a nblogger whose name starts with q.jsut as blogsville ca be so cARING,u cld be easily forgotten if u dont update for a while.how u ding thou.

miz-cynic said...

@tdva:-dnt mind my over-active mind jare.

@wellsbaba:-good point."mo ti n ko"...make i go marry!.imagine my mom pointing out a theory tht im secretly afraid of marriage.

RocNaija said...

2000.. I was there in 2000..

And I didn't understand that your proverb.. 'oun ti ko... Wareva..'

and I don read am six times.. Explain please?

miz-cynic said...

since u said 2000...id say o ti ko.lolwas thr 2 yrs larer and we still be having used ondomds lying around those vbathing reas and dak alleys ...people were damn horny men.

oun ti ko isnt a proverb its more of a slang.

lemme try and explain....ko in yoruba means.....same as gbo,sha...e.tc.

ko is used for okro tht is bad as in the ones tht dont draw and are shafty....as in they are not fresh , they are old

the question is do u understand yoruba?are u yoruba?

miz-cynic said...

whts up with my keyboard, i just dey type rubbish.hope u got tht.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

Love the new style
you will find 'that' someone special so dont give up on marriage, dont settle either so if you dont like a guy you dont like a guy, you dont have to justify anything

miz-cynic said...

mdm:i dnt wana settle but ojo nlo,just said to try out the new style.

Smaragd said...

Awww, sowwy i missed ur birthday most cynicyl maiden! and u spent it alone? ur cake is still uneaten? sned me ur addy sharp sharp, will come and share it with u, i promise, since u said u are on the island and i am on the island abi?...lol

this post reeks of MPD! i like.

miz-cynic said...

whts MPD,u can hala me on gmail jare, dnt want peeps knowing whr i livr for the sake of anonymity.dat guy's cake is still untouched.shows how much im not feeling him

RocNaija said...

lol.. @ ojo nlo..
Yea I speak the lingo.. you just don't type it well ojare


OK.. so I just checked wikipedia..

Cynicism - is a distrust toward ethical and social values... Can result from a negative evaluation of past experiences

Pessimism, is a painful state of mind which negatively colours the perception of life, especially with regard to future events.

Difference.. One focuses on the past, the other on the future..

Writefreak said...

If you don't like him, you don't like him...you can't settle jo...hope you find someone who does it for you soon....

who's the demon?

My World said...

Lovely style.
Happy birthday in arrears,as 4 love its time shall come...

Writefreak said...

I forgot to say happy birthday in arrears..wish you a pleasant year ahead!

miz-cynic said...

roc:-so cos u know ojare means u speak the lingo....and why u dey call am lingo.....are u yoruba be the question...lol.

so u are making fun of me cos of the ojo nlo abi. i don reply cynicism/pessimism for ur blog ojare.lol.

@writefreak:-iv blogged abt him before o...d demon whom i fell in love with ....d all time love of my life.

@my world:-thanks for the well wishes.

@writefreak:-tnks a lot jare , wen is urs. i appreciate

Writefreak said...

Awww...thanks for asking..it's 17th June.
I'll have to look for that demon post o..!to

miz-cynic said...

@writefreak:-d title is bro!

Writefreak said...

I shall have to find it then...has it been a long time?

miz-cynic said...

yep.last year....we don turn this thn to yahoo messenger o.lol.keep em coming.dnt mind

Original Mgbeke said...

Happy birthday o! Very interesting stuff, well there is no time limit for when you meet the one so no give up after 30 o.

Writefreak said...

Lol @ yahoo messenger. I was going to reply you yesterday night but had connection issues...

A year? You still like him? I really have to find that post men...can you gimme a link to it?

Writefreak said...

Lol @ yahoo messenger. I was going to reply you yesterday night but had connection issues...

A year? You still like him? I really have to find that post men...can you gimme a link to it?

miz-cynic said...

DUNNO HOW TO THEM LINKS THN JARE,abi u wan teach me?

Writefreak said...

Look for the post, click on the title, the link that shows in the url space is the link..
Or are you talking of linking it into a post?

MissLove said...

MISCYNIC i miss u :(

RocNaija said...
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RocNaija said...

And Omoge, why isn't my blog on your blog-roll..

You dey do me strong thing o!

Oya add this link kia kia..

http://www.rocnaija.com/feeds/posts/default

S'ogbo sweetie

miz-cynic said...

Da roc.bawo ni.d last time i updatd my blogrol was july but i know how 2 find u.usd 2 b on d roc hal of fame

miz-cynic said...

before ur plnty wives pushd me off dat is.cnt u rig it in my favour?.lol.my lptop isnt here

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