Tuesday, April 14, 2009

excerpts from my teenage years

What is it sef, i must to blog today...haba na me be the CEO of this company?

My teenage years was very interesting come to think of it, i was young , i was happy and i guess, I was foolish.lol.Like a true arian I had lots of experiences/ adventures.here are some memorable ones

Foolishness
1.I had this class crush, looking back now i think it was mutual, we used to talk more philosophical stuff and the likeness was based more on intelligent boy likes intelligent girl...u see i was very smart for my age then and not so shy but very bold and outspoken.lets call him Etnoka, to me he was cool raised to the power 99, he didnt dress spetacularly but i was kinda of a nerd lover, i loved my guys brilliant...he used to write me poems and steal glances at me...he used to awkwardly look for moments to share a laff here and there with me....and wait for this i used to stalk him...back then it did not feel like stalking to me.
I would baff up walk the distance of say from ikoyi to vi, i was very athletic then,i would walk the length of his street twice hoping to catch a glimpse of him...my lil sis used to tell me that "wait na, ok if he now comes out one day and sees u on his street, wht will u say.....em...emm...i was just passing by or wht...wouldnt u feel stupid?!I used to argue then tht i could always claim i had a friend on his street....blah blah blah...seeing him made my day.....i used to see him sometimes and make sure he didnt see me.....so much for puppy love.i was 14....ma mother must not even hear of this.My mom that saw me and my sis watching one show on t.v,The setting was nite-club....we were in out of uni then o....All of sudden we saw madam A.....THTS WHT i'LL BE CALLING MOMSIE..clapping her hands together saying ...orisirisi....these girls tht they sent to school to go and read, they are in the nite club dancing with men.....she then snapped her fingers.....God forbid my miz-cynic and C(MY SIS) be like this children....Thank GOD i BROUGHT UP MY KIDS VERY WELL..
Needless to say I just turned my head to look at my sis and we both burst out into lafta.....In our minds we echoed...indeed!boya le mo(if only u knew).lol .

Youth...(for want of a term for ..."be young")
Like my mom will say "nigba ti mo wa ni omididun(apparently omididun was where she grew up as a young lady)...this translates to "when I was in omididun.In my days I used many a guys to "tayin"...this means to do yanga....to rubbish...e.t.c.If you fucked up once...no mercy.....I just fashi ur side pronto....I was young...and i felt like I could conquer the world.
I never fell in love with any one and i used to show guys then
I remember one episode one guy who really liked me but was afraid of my mouth, cos men! was it legendary....even my mom used to say she doesnt know how I became like this....tht of all her kids I was the last to talk coherently and even then i used to sound very funny cos of my voice...for the yoruba peeps....she used to say I talk like an "osanyin"...this translates in english to mean a funny ancestral deity tht talks funny.anyways....so this bros decided to follow me all the way from lesson to my house a good 30 mins walk....

I kept feeling someone was following me but each time i turned to look i see like a mirage of someone darting across the street..Finally when I got to my house....I saw him....He came towards me and said...'I LIKE YOU A LOT...HE NOW HANDED ME THIS BOX OF CHOCOLATES....that was when ur dearest cynic got really angry and started to rain abuses on the poor boy..."ehn ehn...tht was why YOU NOW FOLLOWED ME FROM LESSON TO MY HOUSE....u must be desperate o....SO BECAUSE U WANT TO GET INTO MY PANTS....YOU NOW BROUGHT CHOCOLATES ABI...AS IN IM A PROSTITUTE...WHO U'LL ONLY GIVE CHOCOLATES TO SLEEP WITH....before i count to 10 , u had better carry ur stupid self +ur chocolates and disappear into thin air. nonsense!I was 15 i did not know better.

This young man i ended up dating4 yrs later...It took him that long.lol.

to be continued.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

fursttttttttt!!!

miz-cynic said...

anonymous.....first!.......so whr is ur comment?

LusciousRon said...

Lady you are fierce. Oh the joys of those years. All we had to worry about was boys, clothes and being cool.

miz-cynic said...

YES O LUSCIOUS:-d joys of those years....wish i could turn back the hands of time.

miz-cynic said...

and luscious,u are first

Writefreak said...

Lol at crushing! I had a crush in secondary school too..hmmm maybe i should write about it? lol..can we be kids again? lol

miz-cynic said...

writefreak:-plsa do write about it,i wanted to send u tht link but men no time.ma binu......check my posts between aug and oct 2008. thou u'll see snippets of tht gist

Writefreak said...

En en? O fe fun mi ni ise se abi? I just dey look you o...lol
Will try and search jare! Nurrin do you!

Phoenix said...

Haha!!1 Thats hilarious.
I miss thse days when u could just run your mouth with impunity!
ahhh!!

miz-cynic said...

@WRITEFREAK:-I GO SURPRISE U AND PRODUCE THE LINK.

@PHOENIX:-ME I ALWAYS DEY GBADUN UR ESCAPADES O...KEEP EM COMING...SOME OF US relive our supposed hey days thru u. lol.hten en my mouth was sharp....one of my brothers friend had to tell hiom to warn me ...tht he would beat me up one day...tht if u no do, no do which one be the curse wey i dey add join am.

Writefreak said...

Bring it on the cynic miz!

miz-cynic said...

WRITEFREAK:-i told you, im'a get it for ya.-http://miz-cynic.blogspot.com/2008/09/bro.html

Writefreak said...

Yay! She came thru! I need to dare more pple! lmao

TDVA said...

you ended up dating him!!! lol, serves u right. those days, u were already following man, lol. walking from ikoyi to vi! hmm, e ma try o.

doll said...

after 4 yrs..?? so are u guys still together?

Nefertiti said...

awww. That was tew cute. u had me grinning and thinking about those days.. lol.. I wanna be a kid again, dhemmit!

miz-cynic said...

@writefreak:-yes o , u need top dare more people like me...im a rebel without cause sometimes....sometimes i only do stuff if im dared.

2TDVA:-IT WAS INNOCENT O...I DIDNT EVEN HV MY FIRST KISS TILL MY PART 2
@doll:-for where.....he is born again....and I am a muslim.....bobo wey then in my part 3 if i try to kiss, he will be saying i want to take away his annointing....imagine thts why i broke up with him...he used to frustrate me......used to make me feel like a rapist.

miz-cynic said...

@NEFFIE:-WERIN DEY? U STILL HVNT ANSWERED MY QUESTION O...I WANT TO KNOW WHO I CHASED OUTTA BLOGSVILLE....let me go and beg o...i am not like tht o...my only problem is tht i can be too blunt for my own good....politician like u...u made sure u didnt reply my comment.

Tigeress said...

lmho!! this is too funny. poor guy. update quick quick.

miz-cynic said...

@tigress:-haba chill now, sebi na update we don update so....sho!

LovePaprika said...

I was meant to be first gees.. lol @ ur crush and your mom :( mothers! God bless them sha

LovePaprika said...

omg!! as to the young chap.. u ended up dating!!! how sweet :) and u can be a mouthful! lol

bumight said...

wow! 4 years to toast a babe? good times...i guess he who laughs last...

Olamild said...

good times

Ms. SpicyTee said...

Hey gal..where have u been hiding?
Anyway welcome back..
LOL @ ur mum.. she must have rock the Island small..(thats d back of my house).
@Crush..we all o av dem.. urs is one funny one.

naijagirl said...

If only most parents knew what their kids did when they were not present.
stalking huh? lol....i feel you jare
days of crush and infatuations

miz-cynic said...

@love paprika:-my mom is too funny en...maybe i'll blog about her solely one day
@ bumight:-yes o...fine boy for tht matter, these days even ugly ones go dey expect u to be the one to toast you.
@olamild:-yeah really good times
@ms spicytee:-i'm always busy these days
@NAIJAGIRL:-ITS AS IF THESE I'M CONSIOUS NOT TO CRUSH ON ANYONE BEFORE I'M DISAPPOINTED.

ibiluv said...

u used to sound like an Osanyin?????????


lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miz-cynic said...

@ibiluv:-an an....thts wht my mom said ...dont mind her i only have a unique voice.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaha, the evil things we did when we were younger.

But, Mr Chocolate tried oh! 4 years later...

How far?

SouLBoutiQue said...

LMAO! We all have one of those crushes that when you see them your heart flutters and when they dont say hi your eyes wanna cry...unfortunately my such crush was in UNI! Lol sad i can laugh now...and see how you abused that guy haba at 15!?? you were too much!

Penelope said...

looool...awww poor boyy!!
I would say "u shudnt have u meanie!" Buh u did not know better. lol
I can't say the same for me wen i was 15 tho. Tehe. Buh Things change!!

xo

RocNaija said...

Hey miz.. wht did you do with my comment??

Anini dey for hia ni?

miz-cynic said...

@soul boutique-yes o.nw im 2 rugged,cynical,real,hard 2 b crushin on anybody o

miz-cynic said...

@solomon s-dse days i blog with my phon n im neva abl 2 coment on ur blog with my phon.awon omo nko

miz-cynic said...

@penelope-i dnt knw beta.funy he said 2 me wen w were dating dat wt i did only made hm more determind.

RocNaija said...

So the chocolate dude was actually Mr persistent then? Or did you just date him because you felt guilty about the way you treated him?

Your momsie too sharp..
"Osanyin" lol
Haven't hard that in years..

My aunt preferred to say "Akayin"

Intrepret for your readers jare..

miz-cynic said...

roc baba.e de fe ma paja lobo fun wa.u left a comment bii ti bawo.u wey dey bif me 4 my last comment

miz-cynic said...

@roc-so u rily did leav a comment.late!d bro was persistent o.akayin-ur baad!me i no fit trnslate o

Buttercup said...

lmao!!!!! i've kinda figured from reading ur blog that u r no-nonsense person sha..

StandTall-The Activist said...

keep it coming. Hmmm dnt let me tell ya abt my crushes and their foolishness

Cidersweet said...

I love teenage recollections- they're always fun. I liked the serious intelligent guys too.
Anyhoo, eku Sunday!