Monday, April 27, 2009

out of body experience

out of body experience.....i swear my peeps this na testimony.

after the headmistress office incidence,i had a drought as in nothing nothing,zilch, nada!full on conji!( i think i'm a very sexual being) ....i decided i was due for some rumurumu...burrax can explain wht this means.According to one theory by a blogger, i cant remember who now.....she was talking abt which is better for ur rep,1.doing it with a newbie who u'd neva done it with before or reducing the numbers by keeping it in the circles of pple whom uve had before and u've now broken up with orm something,Obviously i chose the latter . I rationalised tht since we had "history"....we almost dated but we decided we no go gel cos he is one with a very strong xter just like i am but we neva lacked tht chemistry.

At least we had sampled before, a session stolen even thou officially we hadnt started going out .Saying this guy is a minister for women's affairs is putting it mildly, I almost broke my no penetration rule cos ole boy was just too damn good , wetin!, wht this guy could do with his hands en!i no fit prophecy its a case of experience na best teacher,if only to have this on the regular, abeg i fit date the guy,seriously!
Kissing...on a scale of 1-5 ....i give him 4.9
nuzzling and knowing how to use his tongue.....4.9
infact let me not go on for fear tht he might be reading this and his head would be swelling.

I didnt even know when I "offed" my clothes and bra and "payint" by myself o....to borrow jenifa's words, we were evrywhr, his study, sitting room, floor, bed,name it...i didnt believe i had tht side to me...

I was just answering un asked questions with my yea yea, yea!oh yes!
Prophesying all sorts.....Jesus!...and I'm not even a xtian o
swearing! at no one in particlar damn! shit!, fuck!

If I WAS SHOWN A VIDEO OF MYSELFI WOULDA BEEN ASHAMED.

Even though his member wasnt inside me at any point i felt thoroughly fucked.my skin pores even breathed easier....I felt my skin soften.....did I mention he also gives a bad ass massage.

Didnt know having light feathery kisses trailed down ur back could be so.......damn sexy, my toes were crawling.....I hope I would have this kind of sex with my hubby o cos now tht i've known thisa I wont want to settle for less.

47 comments:

RocNaija said...

Roc is in the building!!!

RocNaija said...

Your hubby is officially in competition with a guy he won't know anything about..

Long tinnnn...

PS. Why do u have to rate 4.9? why not a 5?? or a 4??

miz-cynic said...

@roc:-he's better than 4 but he's not 5, he aint God!

RocNaija said...

See you.. So only God can make 5??

God doesn't romance.. ;-)

So God can't count.

Meanwhile B'cup.. what's rumurumu.. E no dey wikipedia!!

miz-cynic said...

@roc:-e no go dey wikipedia ,na inner caucus no am now...see ur mouth......i meant only God is perfection....and no pun is intended...naughty boy!.

Smaragd said...

Shame on u Roc for not knowing what Rumurumu is!

MC, u are not helping my state of "to keep or not to keep" (the Vee) or maybe u are , since u had so much fun without actual penetration!

i'm green jare... lol

Smaragd said...

p.s. Roc, i can't see ur latest post oh, no matter how many times I refresh! whatsup with that?

miz-cynic said...

@smaragd:-dnt be jealous girl....i say iv had like 5 months drought before the lord buttered my bread....plus I had to imbibe.."heaven helps those who help themselves" law. lol.\

babe, this one wey u dey leave msg for roc for my blog...na wa o
@roc:-dem don see say na here u dey sleep ni abi wetin?wen u too dey comment a min lare with like 4 comments.lol.

~Sirius~ said...

LOL

Never settle for less.

I had that kiss on the back experience recently.....It was EXPLOSIVE.

And I intend to keep him, so I can get that anytime I want.

LOL.....selfish I know.

TDVA said...

this technical vee biz, e hard o.

good u're having such a blast though.

Nice Anon said...

lol@4.9. How persin go get that kain score? Make you kuku give them 5 na.
Me sef conji don dey kill me small small.

miz-cynic said...

@sirius:-3 gbosas! for u lagbaja style.ikira....i know say u go feel me sis, preach it...ani i wan die....mayb i go go re-toast this guy o.....at least we no lack chemistry....i fit trade my pride for tht kin thn....start to call him"broda...u know the cos we wan chop meat style we go dey call cow broda....as in cos of tht thn wey i wan chop i go dey call him broda o...plus he was courteous thruout...it was to good to be true

@tdva:-me sef i dnt know o...its like a cruel joke o...i used to say at least in 2yrs time it'll be all over when i was 24...here i am at 2-.and still luking forward to my first gbensh skin to skin no cd with my hubby.God dey sha....devil is a liar, i must cross tht promised land.

@nice anon:-omo like i said treat tht conji o....heaven helps those who help themselves.

ibiluv said...

all of that without penetration.........

strong thing!!!!!!!!!!

miz-cynic said...

yes o...i be the master of the game.

Quaggar said...

So upon the guy's first class scores, you still put him on a "Long thing"?

You harsh o!

miz-cynic said...

@quaggar:-whc long thn?....pls explain o.....so i'll know if this is a false accusation

Quaggar said...

and smaragd... if you do, hope he's green too, or else, dont blame miz-cynic for any penetration! Lol.

Quaggar said...

all dat ruff-n-tumble and no touchdown? no hitting the home run? Thats a long thing, my dear.

Unless..there's sum'n you did not tell us (wink).

miz-cynic said...

no o...me sef i'm almost wishing thrs was a touchdown sef....cos if it could be tht good without the touchdown...imagine wht the touchdown would hv really been like....."a touchdown!(ALL PUN INTENDED)..if u know wht i mean.*wink*

BSNC said...

lol you were everywhere.. who would want to settle for less after this...

miz-cynic said...

@bsnc:yes o....but all na mouth...if the bobo get everythn complete i want in a man but tht...i'll....sniffs...sniffs...sadly have to teach him......small small he'll catch up.

Olamild said...

"offed"

that just made me crack up

Tigeress said...

And u guys didnt shag?

RocNaija said...

Ehen Smaragd you were saying..

Before MizC came to interrupt our flow..

MizC.. See say no be only me think say na long thing..

Naughty naughty..

doll said...

naughty girl...

miz-cynic said...

@olamild:-na dem esn & chari dey say all those such kin thins jare

@tigeress:-u know i'll tell u girl if we did...sebi na me confess tht time wey i swallow sperm

@rocnaija:-u and smaragd beta find someplace else to hold ur conversation.nonsense!lol.

@doll:-uh me?*wink*

princesa said...

Am reading this post early mo m o and you want cause bad thing eh?

Stop am o!

wellsbaba said...

baby(igbo accent) that is what you call foreplay........i dont mind being under d dudes tutelage gimme his numba abeg lol

miz-cynic said...

@princesa:-werin dey? how biz?...yes o...na long tin o...i think tht is gona last me anoda 4 months or so

@wellsbaba:-nna(thick igbotic accen)u no neeed to be under tutelage, i bet one babe somwhr bis singing ur praises like this already.

Penelope said...

Lmao at nt wanting to settle for less...Everybody likes good tin!

But at Ur story...WOW
:P

miz-cynic said...

@penelope:-wu no like better thn

Today's ranting said...

Hmmmmmmmm wat else can I say. That was fire uhn?

Buttercup said...

lol..wow..so what then wuda happened if his member(gosh, i hate that word!) was inside u? chei..

Bibi said...

lol. bad hing about good sex is you start to compare everyone by him. sucks. 4.9? not bad at all. and without the ...member? hmmm...maybe the member would have been a disappointment.lol. trust me, it happens.

Emeka Amakeze said...

If your hubby can't measure up your sexy guy, tell him about the guy and how he does it. I hope he finds it informative.

miz-cynic said...

@today's ranting:-yea it was something else.....now im sensinjg the bobo dey super nice to me....are u thinking wht i'm thinking???/

@burrax:- i dont know wht would have happened o....mayb i woulda died or mayb...it woulda been wacked like bibi rationalised,who knows?

@bibi:-u got a point thr giel....but bobo dey in tune with women';s needs and his of course.lol

@emeka:-yes o...he has to go for tutorials

Oyin said...

Girrrrrrrrrl...kisses can do almost anything to anyone...especially me...lol



* Yes, this is the former Kin'shar

Sexkitten said...

Can't settle after that performace...and all without penetration. I'm impressed.

And yes, soft kisses down the back is sooo sexy and sensual it takes your breath away. (Guys take note)

Thanks for stopping by my place.

miz-cynic said...

@oyin:-i thot as much....i love kissing especially if i meet a good kisser....someone who i can kiss forever.

@sexkitten:-i always enjoy reading ur stories...........im a romantic and i like ur fiery no nonsense spirit.

wordmerchant said...

mizcynic..bad bad pikin!!!!! Ha!, so you had a tour of his house naked, girl you have skills, there is no way i can go that far with a willing man without going all the way. *Hats off to ya* :)

exschoolnerd said...

lol @ the word member...i cant even remember what i want to type again...my train of thought don dabaru..m just imagining how it must have been...must hv been crazy..dude must have had one hell of a boner...

Chari said...

LMAO!!!!!! YEEEPPPAAAA

mo ku o!!!!

Chai...why do I get the feeling that the next time I get nookie I am going to pass out from the sheer feeling of it?

miz-cynic said...

@j:-hope u know urself, yes o very willing willie.*wink*if u know wht i mean...i was feeling like a bad bad girl!

@esn:-how u dey omo, i see say u don get boyfi...when am i meeting him?no now i satisfied the dude now thr are other ways u know!
@chari:-as in if they cut ur thigh area now na sperm go just dey ooze out.....over storage of material

miz-cynic said...

@j:-hope u know urself, yes o very willing willie.*wink*if u know wht i mean...i was feeling like a bad bad girl!

@esn:-how u dey omo, i see say u don get boyfi...when am i meeting him?no now i satisfied the dude now thr are other ways u know!
@chari:-as in if they cut ur thigh area now na sperm go just dey ooze out.....over storage of material

Jayla. said...

lol@your response to Chari.

Babe i need that kind of loving in my life right now..........chei, u don do me bad thing, now i have to go to bed dreaming/imagining/fantasizing

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Arewa said...

Cynic I'm so effing jealous...
There's nothing like some seriously good straffing to put life back in perspective. U r literally in a bubble for the next 72 hours